mattyboyee's definitions

Naughty Librarian

Hot ass chick that wears glasses. Usually defined as a woman that bears a hint of innocence to her look, but is without a doubt hotter than "MAGMA"

Jules, the love of my life is a naughty librarian.

by Mattyboyee June 2, 2003

lincoln logs

Term used to describe the act of shitting small loaflets or mini fecal logs that crisscross in the bowl to form a log cabin underwater like the lincoln log toy set we used to have as kids.

I shat licoln logs again, must be them damned pretzels.

by Mattyboyee May 28, 2003

barking spider

See chocolate starfish: Term used to describe the shit eye, brown eye, bunghole, ass hole, etc. Resembles a spider when the tissue is crinkled as seen on a woman and barks when she farts.

Her pussy tasted like shit, so he stuffed his tongue in her barking spider.

by Mattyboyee May 28, 2003

crab salad

Chowing the pootang of a dirty slut with crabs. Lice in the snatch. Crotch critter cafe. Eating at Smells diner. Varment in the cock compartment.

The unsuspecting cunilinguist tossed the whore's crab salad and thought the pests in his teeth was crushed pepper from dinner.

by Mattyboyee May 28, 2003

clam shack

Slang term for brothel. word brothel word whorehouse

Hey let's go to Costa Rica and hit the clam shacks. Buy lots of rubbers. Don't drink the water or eat the crab salad.

by Mattyboyee May 28, 2003

BFP

Big Fat Pussy. A muff, vulva, baby chute, snatch, muffin, cooch, cunt of large and bulbous proportions especially when seen from the view of the "uprights" or performing cunnalingus. A mountainous muffin with large and juicy lips that shoots waterfall amounts of juice at you when stimulated properly.

I went down on this chick the other day with a massive BFP. It was almost scary! I felt like a surfer off the coast of Australia riding wave in a 100 year storm.

by Mattyboyee June 27, 2007

bowl clogger

A montrous defication of explosive bull ass proportions that binds the bowl up and prevents flushing. Not to be confused with a bowl cracker which is a dense and solid shit that fractures the porcelain.

I had to call roto-rooter again because I launched another bowl clogger.

by Mattyboyee May 28, 2003