matty's definitions

kunk

ANything you want it to mean preferably fuck or to light up a BOWL

kunk me kunk you kunk kunk kunk

by MATTY December 17, 2004

kling a ling a ling dong dandy

donkey cock lock jaw fucker

Don't be such a kling a ling dong dandy

by matty July 19, 2006

Billabong

australian slang

a small pond, or hole of water.

gawd daymmit mayt, im thirsty, lets rest at this billabong so we can cool our tinnies (cans of beer) down.

by matty July 5, 2005

LCD

Lowest Common Denominator, acronym; for the masses and lower working class

Jesus, they are all watching I'm A Celebrity...Get Me out of Here. Tut tut, how LCD; Nice Burberry/tracksuit... snigger, LCD prick

by Matty November 28, 2004

neo

close, almost, unsubscribing, undecided, new, recent.

a "neo-hampster owner" would be somone who aspires to look after a hampster, understands all the implications and obligations of keeping a hampster, but does not yet have one to look after.

by matty August 12, 2005

scottules

the champions of all champions.

by Matty September 20, 2003

Muckraker

A person who stirs up controversy. Typically by revealing the truth that has been covered up by a person or group.

Michael Moore can be considered the Nation's muckraker with the way he has exposed corporate America to be greedy and corrupt.

by Matty January 9, 2004