50 definitions by matty

whackidextreous

1.The ability to digitally manipulate one own genital with equal ease between the left and right hands, regardless of ones normal predisposition of left or right dexterity.
2.Abnormally dexterous in masterbation.

kerazi1, after many years of surfing the net and downloading wango138's links had become whackidextreous. It doesn't matter which hand is used, the outcome is always the same.

by matty January 26, 2005

PED

the coolest method of transport

my ped is fat

by matty November 20, 2003

pooing

Beating someone up untill they are down then wiping your ass in their face.

when someone is about to have a fight tell them to poo the other person

by matty February 6, 2005

dude

a pregnant carp, or small goldfish.

that fish is a dude, its about to give birth

by matty June 25, 2005

Valley Girl

The name given to a girl from the Welsh Valleys. Usually a pikey, a scally or chav, they like to wear gold jewelery and have dirty bleached hair. The male equivalent is a valley boy.

A stinky whore

by matty May 27, 2004

Billabong

australian slang

a small pond, or hole of water.

gawd daymmit mayt, im thirsty, lets rest at this billabong so we can cool our tinnies (cans of beer) down.

by matty June 25, 2005

Muckraker

A person who stirs up controversy. Typically by revealing the truth that has been covered up by a person or group.

Michael Moore can be considered the Nation's muckraker with the way he has exposed corporate America to be greedy and corrupt.

by matty January 9, 2004