matty's definitions

ftmch

The name of an anti-angel who is so unlucky it is unlikely that someone will say his name so that he can reap their soul.

There are no examples. This is why it is such an unlucky name.

by Matty November 10, 2003

joysus rarust

it came from me and dooge a long long time ago, it means jesus christ

Matt: man what the hell?
Dooge: man joysus rarust just shutss aopsss

by matty November 7, 2004

stage dive

An activity for kids who go to underground shows, it involves crowdsurfing your way to the stage and then jumping back into the crowd. If the stage is small enough, a stage diver might just get up on stage and dive off into the crowd. At some shows, particularly hardcore/metalcore tough-guycore shows, the stage diver will jump into the crowd feet first, kicking, and punching violently because he is stupid and has no respect. The crowd generally does not like stage divers who can't see their feet. This activity is not usually found at larger concerts for the venues like to put up barriers between the stage and the floor.

I took a stage dive.

by matty November 19, 2004

flip n fuck

(Noun) Dormroom-style foamy cushion chair that flips out into a bed.

Kyle and I couldn't find an empty bed, luckily there was an unused "flip n fuck" upstairs.

by matty January 18, 2004

gog

'Gog' person of north walian decent from the Welsh word 'Gogledd' as opposed to 'fuckwit' used to describe South Walians.

North or south Wales?
North.
Gog then?
yep, you?
Nope, from the south me, i'm a fuckwit.
too right you are

by Matty April 1, 2005

aberconwy

A place of great terror and evil, located in the bowels of death....wales!
Full of strange beings known as "pupils" or "students" the place is believed in local legend to be the birth places of Satan.

If you're parents tell you you're going to aberconwy, run for you're fucking life.

by Matty January 21, 2004

PED

the coolest method of transport

my ped is fat

by matty November 20, 2003