neo

close, almost, unsubscribing, undecided, new, recent.

a "neo-hampster owner" would be somone who aspires to look after a hampster, understands all the implications and obligations of keeping a hampster, but does not yet have one to look after.

by matty August 12, 2005

Tortescu

A boss who bases his decisions and approach to people solely on his MBA course.

Tortescu's tidy Friday lost us two laptops and he says that's what's supposed to happen

by Matty February 07, 2005

aberconwy

A place of great terror and evil, located in the bowels of death....wales!
Full of strange beings known as "pupils" or "students" the place is believed in local legend to be the birth places of Satan.

If you're parents tell you you're going to aberconwy, run for you're fucking life.

by Matty January 21, 2004

box

Techie term used to generically describe a computer, more specifically the case

I have three boxes, one is a microsoft, one is a mac and the last is a linux.

by matty February 04, 2005

Geezer

british slang, a term used by young people to say hello to thier respected friends.

howsit going geeza? fancy a pint?
yeh man...
nice one

by matty July 05, 2005

dude

a pregnant carp, or small goldfish.

that fish is a dude, its about to give birth

by matty July 05, 2005

chip

to go somewhere. e.g home

"Oi bois! Let's chip ennit"
"You gonna chip tescos?"

by matty March 16, 2005