matty's definitions

pooing

Beating someone up untill they are down then wiping your ass in their face.

when someone is about to have a fight tell them to poo the other person

by Matty February 6, 2005

fangita

Vagina

I want to lick you vagina, (Fangita)

by Matty August 10, 2003

Loveturd

A deposit of excrement left on the chest (above heart) of a lover

I left a steaming loveturd nestling on her bosom

by Matty October 27, 2003

LCD

Lowest Common Denominator, acronym; for the masses and lower working class

Jesus, they are all watching I'm A Celebrity...Get Me out of Here. Tut tut, how LCD; Nice Burberry/tracksuit... snigger, LCD prick

by Matty November 28, 2004

bray

to chastise with the upmost of force

my tea was cold so i brayed my bird til she gipped

by Matty November 28, 2004

Duderbrohamski

Mix of duder + broham + broski.

Krystle is my duderbrohamski.

by Matty February 26, 2004

Tortescu

A boss who bases his decisions and approach to people solely on his MBA course.

Tortescu's tidy Friday lost us two laptops and he says that's what's supposed to happen

by Matty February 7, 2005