matty's definitions

Loveturd

A deposit of excrement left on the chest (above heart) of a lover

I left a steaming loveturd nestling on her bosom

by Matty October 27, 2003

nadick

My cousin who speaks funny and has an evil little brother and like to go shopping.....

You're so Nadicky!

by Matty January 21, 2004

Great Falls

Great Falls,Montana. Sure, its no Bozeman or Missoula when it comes to college towns, but we make it up with beer drinking and heart sinking.....How about that, Lash Laroux? Can you keep your spurs from jingling and jangling?

The only city in the US where drunk driving is an extreme sport!

by Matty July 9, 2004

flip n fuck

(Noun) Dormroom-style foamy cushion chair that flips out into a bed.

Kyle and I couldn't find an empty bed, luckily there was an unused "flip n fuck" upstairs.

by matty January 18, 2004

gog

'Gog' person of north walian decent from the Welsh word 'Gogledd' as opposed to 'fuckwit' used to describe South Walians.

North or south Wales?
North.
Gog then?
yep, you?
Nope, from the south me, i'm a fuckwit.
too right you are

by Matty April 1, 2005

neo

close, almost, unsubscribing, undecided, new, recent.

a "neo-hampster owner" would be somone who aspires to look after a hampster, understands all the implications and obligations of keeping a hampster, but does not yet have one to look after.

by matty August 12, 2005

scottules

the champions of all champions.

by Matty September 20, 2003