matt-leics's definitions

skiddy

The state of your pants (UK) or shorts (US) if they have a poo stain inside, possibly because you haven't wiped your bum, or farted and followed through.

Darling, your pants are rather skiddy. You might want to apply some vanish before you wash them.

by matt-leics June 17, 2004

kegs

Pants (UK) or shorts (US).

Uurghh.. your kegs are well skiddy!

by matt-leics June 17, 2004

baby cakes

Boobs, breasts, tits, waggamommas

Do you mind if i lick custard off your babycakes?

by matt-leics July 24, 2004

baby yoghurt

See sperm, cum and jizz.

After I shot my baby yoghurt over her tits, I told her to clean herself up and make me a cup of tea.

by matt-leics April 13, 2004

baby yogurt

See baby yoghurt.

Shit! I got baby yogurt on my mouse mat again!

by matt-leics April 13, 2004

catering van

Slang for Caterham - a range of cars widely regarded as some of the finest drivers cars available for sensible money.

Based on a Lotus which was created ages ago.. probably the 12th century, though that is just a guess.

Been out in the catering van at the weekend, so excuse me if I'm spitting flies for the rest of the day.

by matt-leics April 14, 2004

suckin diesel

Using this phrase is a way of informing someone you listen to the mindless ramblings of colin and edith on BBC Radio 1. Bring back Mark and Lard... pleeease!!

I'd rather spend the afternoon suckin diesel than listen to colin and edith.

by matt-leics July 20, 2004