matt's definitions

Dreaded Re-Wipe

The act of wiping your ass no less than 20 minutes after shiting and subjecting ones ass to the intitial wiping process. Is a sign the job was not done properly the first time.

Looks like its time for the dreaded re-wipe.

by Matt September 28, 2004

rawool

offical texmex newb of the year, also know as mother fucking rawool

can't aim :(

by matt December 16, 2003

gahm

Verb. To overly exaggerate and draw attention to ones self.

"Look at that guy screaming over there on the basketball court, he must have really got hurt."
"No he does it every week, he is just pulling a gahm."

by matt March 1, 2004

skankass

THIS WORD WAS CREATED BY MATT

an insult that really doesnt mean much at all. But is sounds funny.

"Whoa back it up you fucking skankass before i jack you with a bag of salty potato chips homes."

"God you are an asshole fuckbag fucks your mom while she onobulates in the shower shitbrick skankass."

by Matt December 7, 2004

ZRA

Zamboni Racing Association

Hey man, wanna join the ZRA with me? I hear those cool kids Tom and Matt are in it.

by Matt March 5, 2003

the money maker

it is a sexual act where the man rubbs the womans clit between your thumb and your middle finger and pointer finger, using and up and down motion, this stimulates the woman and brings her closer to orgasm

man the other day i licked tanners moms pussy, then i finished her off with the money maker,

by Matt September 8, 2006

tiger piss

If you ever want to get rid of the rodents in your house, pour some tiger piss around your yard. I'm not kidding, it works.

They smell the urine and run like hell!

by Matt September 5, 2004