matt's definitions

venetian snares

A drum made in Venice.

Man, boost the mids on the Venetian snare. It's barely cutting through the mix with all that accordion.

by Matt May 22, 2004

tapitolize

Making one's move on an "opportunity". In strict reference toward a person sexually attractive.

YO. Imma tapitolize on that chick over there, she fine.

by Matt April 6, 2005

stale donkey

unable to have an erection

a infertile person is a stale donkey

by matt February 25, 2004

Africoon

An annoying, angry person.

"Quit being such an Africoon Phil, asshole."

by Matt July 4, 2005

refol

Rolling everywhere fucking old ladies.
A mutant cross between 'refl', 'rofl', and some wrinkles.

Guy 1: I was SO refoling the other day
Guy 2: That is so not hawt

by Matt December 5, 2004

perfekt

Andrea, who also happens to be perfect

"Andrea is perfekt"

by Matt September 3, 2003

l;akj

the common mess-up of a retarded typer

by matt July 23, 2003