matt's definitions

Asskickar

One who kicks copious amounts of ass.

Brigham Ass Matt is an ass kicker.

by Matt January 16, 2004

woogie

A stuid ass rich white boy with at least 8 mill in stock that has a job with a solid income that steals and still asks for money from his mom.

damn nick you is a woogie

by matt August 17, 2003

Cribbar

Legendary wave found in Cornwall, England. Breaks upto heights of 30ft.

"That wave is fucking huge, It must be the cribbar. I'm not going out today."

by Matt October 26, 2007

Teabagger

One who slaps another person in the face with their nad sack.

I just teabagged your sister

by Matt May 28, 2004

yer ma

yer ma means your mother or mom or whatever you want it to be. I live in Scotland and these neds use this phrase to insult your female parent. They also use this phrase when talking to one another.

'whaaaaayyy yer ma has nae titties'
'is yer ma orite with us crashin at ur hoose'

by Matt January 4, 2004

phag

Pretty Hot and Gorgeous

Pat and Boon are PHAG!!

by Matt March 2, 2005

hobo

an old school term used to romanticize folks who have been chewed up and vomitted out by a dysfunctional economic, and political system and are then ignored, lionized, criminalized, or are further abused.

people who blithely accuses hoboes aka
homeless of being drug (including boos)
addicts are either ignorant, blind, or
both

by matt October 22, 2004