matt's definitions

chode

1.Insulting someone by saying there penis is wider than it is long.
2.Nickname for someone who can't get any women or is a homo.

1.Daves chode is blocking my view, shut up chode.
2.Daves just a stupid chode

by Matt March 23, 2004

tons-o-fun

A quantitative measurement of fun dealing with an amount of fun that is over 2000 pounds or more. Usually used sarcastically.

I told Megan that talking to Doug and Josh sounded like tons-o-fun.

by Matt March 9, 2005

BOB

Bend over bitch

Daaaammmnn, you a hot cucci momma, BOB!

by Matt February 10, 2006

Equilibrium

A great action movie starring Christian Bale, and featuring the highest on-screen body count of any film (non-war).

Even more than Hard Boiled.

by matt November 3, 2004

trans am

One of the American sports cars that is compensation for having a small penis.

See also corvette, viper, and huge ass pickup truck.

by Matt May 28, 2005

The Sounds

A very kick ass band from Sweden. They mix rock with new wave, and their singer is damn hot.

Maja Ivarsson, vocals
Felix Rodriguez, guitars
Johan Bengtsson, bass
Jesper Anderberg, syntheseizers
Fredrik Nilsson, drums

by Matt April 14, 2004

Wiggerlicious

It is the only word that can be used to describe something especially wigger-like.

Wigger 1: Woah G! I jus' totally tricked out my ride with some ice on the bling side.

by Matt April 23, 2004