Urban Dictionary: Definitions by matt

mwam

Matrix-within-a-Matrix. A theory invented about the Matrix where the real world of Zion is another simulation.

"Dude! The MWAM theory is a load of bullcrap! Neo stopped the sentinels with telekenesis!"

by Matt October 21, 2003

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v. To eat lots of absorbant foods such as bread and pancakes and drink lots of water before you go drinking. Packing gives you the ability to drink more in one night and helps prevent the severity of a hangover, or just prevent the hangover all together.

Johnny packed before he drank and is hangover-free!

by Matt February 20, 2005

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Oxfordite

Of and/or living in Oxford
Redneck with little or no education

They are stupid rednecks, they must be oxfordites

by Matt April 29, 2004

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reddog

the best guy ever to roam the earth. has red hair and red skin, red eyebrows and he is quick on his toes, example:

red dog: "spell science"
kye: "s c i e n c e"
red dog: "now spell it with your eyes closed!"

reddog is quite the ladies man...

red dog:
have u got a bitch bud
red dog:
man i need a dame WOMEn
red dog:
i need one
red dog:
i deserve a bitch

one day he will be rich and famous and on tv and he knows it:

reddog: "well if i wana be a healthy redy through life , i gotta stay fit and know wat foods to eat etc, to make me live longer and happyer, i dont want to die young u know, i am think'n the world will need reddy in the furtue."

"hey did u hear reddogs joke the other day it was quite lame"

"haha i want to know what reddog gets in the school certificate"

"woah did u just see reddog throw a rock at that teachers face hah the teacher has to go to hospital"

"the sky is the limit when u have the skill and interlect of reddog"

by matt November 17, 2003

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