matt's definitions

Dr. Pepper

1) Excellent carbonated beverage.
2) Excellent mix drink.

1) Open can and drink.
2) See directions:
A) One scotch glass of Budweiser.
B) One shot glass of Rum.
C) Drop shot glass in scotch glass.
D) Bottom's up.
E) Enjoy the alcoholic beverage that tastes exactly like the carbonated beverage.

by Matt July 19, 2004

far out

really neat

by matt April 25, 2003

scuzzlebutt

the ass of an unknown creature or a girl wit a dirty asshole.

yo that bitch had the worst scuzzlebutt.

by MatT May 13, 2005

religion

A strong belief and following in a higher/supreme being. Many follow a strict code of moral conduct which can vary from religion to religion. A very sensative subject to most people. One of the main causes of war and violence. If you want to piss someone off very fast, attack their religion.

Famous examples include the Jesuites vs. the Japanese in the 14th century and modern Christians vs. everyone else.

by Matt August 9, 2005

kiss mine

It's short for "KISS MY ASS"

Friend says: You're a faggot.

You say: Kiss mine, asshole.

by Matt July 10, 2004

-ish

1.) A suffix that makes any word or phrase more vauge.

2.) The ultimate generality, lacking any specificity or meaning whatsoever.

1.) Lets meet around 9-ish

2.) ...Ish?

by Matt June 15, 2004

Harfunus

The most awesome thing ever conceived. It radiates success and complete victory. Loves to destroy everyone.

Oh my god! Harfunus is destroying all of the children! He is so awesome, lets give him money!

by Matt March 2, 2004