18 definitions by matrixbadger
Eric Cartman is a chodney.
by matrixbadger May 30, 2009
Same as well 'ard, rock hard. Used to describe someone who is likely to come out victorious in a combat situation. Also used to boost one's ego.
Pronounced "brick 'ard"
Pronounced "brick 'ard"
Phil: Hey, what is he doing?
Chav 1: Don't mess, he's brick hard!
Jenny: Wow! How did you do that?
Phil: Oh you know me, I'm brick 'ard
Chav 1: Don't mess, he's brick hard!
Jenny: Wow! How did you do that?
Phil: Oh you know me, I'm brick 'ard
by matrixbadger December 4, 2007
Possibly a mis-spelling of Asterix, however it is also the stage name of Avi Shmailov - an Israeli Psytrance artist who reached #18 on the DJ mag "Top 100 DJs" in 2007. He is one of the top Israeli trance artists out there, and his badass music gets any dance floor crowded within seconds.
by matrixbadger February 21, 2009
At a function (wedding/formal dinner etc) one person writes a set of predictable words/phrases that could be used in the speech/speeches that are about to be given on a piece of paper, rips the paper up and hands a word/phrase to every person at the table. When such words or phrases are used in the speech, the person with that piece of paper has to drink/down an alcoholic beverage.
This is hilarious if everyone takes part and great for lightening up a dull speech.
This is hilarious if everyone takes part and great for lightening up a dull speech.
Best Man: I'm so glad that you two are going to be so HAPPY together
Person 1: Who's got 'Happy'?
Person 2: Me
Person 1: CONSUME!
*Person 2 drinks*
Person 1: I love the Speech Game!
Person 1: Who's got 'Happy'?
Person 2: Me
Person 1: CONSUME!
*Person 2 drinks*
Person 1: I love the Speech Game!
by matrixbadger July 27, 2009
Phil was walking down the street and caught sight of a little boy, he noticed he was somewhat of a fat little fuck... a real cake chaser.
by matrixbadger July 31, 2009
From the verb "To Novel". This is where you have intercourse with someone (generally a woman using doggy style or a man) whilst reading out extracts from Charles Dickens.
Phil: I indulged in a bit of novelling with Susie last night
Adam: Really!? What's she into?
Phil: It has to be said, the bitch loves "A Tale of Two Cities"
Adam: Really!? What's she into?
Phil: It has to be said, the bitch loves "A Tale of Two Cities"
by matrixbadger February 16, 2009
Phil could only see the girl from behind and was suitably impressed, until she turned around and he realised that she was a total shred pixie
by matrixbadger July 19, 2009