mateo's definitions
A land of great evil. Also known as one the most stinkiest places in all of man kind. One day I decided that I would have to travel through the land of great evil. Little did I know what great evil lied in it. First, as I was driving I noticed that all of my fellow car drivers were extremely bad at driving. This is one of the first things that one encounters in the land of evil. Second, I decided that I would get a bite to eat for the rest of my journey. Little did I know that in the towns it is full of Mall after Mall after Mall to infinity. Culture is extremely rare in this cursed land. From what I could see the land of New Jersey, it might as well been named Caucasia. When I finally exited the cursed land I sighed in relief.
by Mateo February 28, 2005
Get the new jerseymug. 
Yo dawg.... you got any reef? I'm tryin to get mutha fuckin high tonight bro
fo shizzle my nizzle, i always got bud(marijuana)
fo shizzle my nizzle, i always got bud(marijuana)
by mateo March 3, 2004
Get the reefmug. A conservative, Christian private school that enjoys driving its students to such stress levels that they often compensate by becoming exhausterbated. Homework levels have sometimes been labeled "harmful" or "potentially stressful", although others have found it to more appropriately fall under definition #4 of bitch. (This should not be confused with some of its female teachers and students; definition #3 would be more appropriate.) There is rigorous debate between scholars as to whether or not it should be included on the list of antonyms for chocolate, not the least because the school squelches any legitimaterelationship.
Even though the offender had committed heinous crimes, the court felt that Lexington Christian Academy would be too much for even one such as him to suffer.
by mateo March 12, 2005
Get the Lexington Christian Academymug. by mateo January 6, 2004
Get the redneckmug. 