masteroffire's definitions

-ums

the most annoying suffix in the world

jane: So, I was watching a movie with Leslie Uggams and my cat, fluff-ums jumps on my lap and starts eating my steakums...
me: go away before I stab you

by masteroffire January 30, 2012

epical

when epic isn't enough to describe the magnitude of something

did you see that guy jump over an oncoming car? that was Epical!

by masteroffire January 2, 2012

piss box

when you buy some cheap chinese piece of shit product and the box smells like urine

bob: yo let's see that new laser you got from the import website
ted: I don't want to touch it. the box it came in smells like pee.
bob: you just got a piss box.

by masteroffire March 20, 2013

Logorrhea

Diarrhea of the mouth. The inability to shut up

I was talking to bob the other day and it took him 2 hours to shut the fuck up about his new car. he must have Logorrhea

by masteroffire May 7, 2010

Glay

Any man who watches the television program "Glee" combined from the words Glee and gay as even if the guy in question doesn't enjoy the company of other men, watching glee is close enough.

bob: so you guys watch the new Family Guy?
tim: oh yeah, it was alright.
ted: I was watching Glee instead.
bob: you are so Glay.

by masteroffire November 28, 2012

trollface.jpeg

what you punctuate a sentence with to assign it a trollish nature.

so the teacher was prattling on about ancient assyrians and their role in something or other and then timothy asks "is it true that you went to makeout point with the janitor last weekend? trollface.jpeg?"

by masteroffire April 7, 2012

autotune

that thing rappers use nowadays that makes you sound like a robot going through puberty. first developed for the mining industry as a way to find oil wells fossils coal and metal deposits underground it was later introduced to music by cher in her song "believe". it was made popular during the boy band phenomenon especially by N*sync I guess they figured if they couldn't make them genuinely sound good that a robot gargling was almost as good.

Kanye west: I'm such a musical genius.
Kanye east: let's see you sing without autotune,then.
Kanye west: fuck

by masteroffire October 19, 2012