masteroffire's definitions

Glay

Any man who watches the television program "Glee" combined from the words Glee and gay as even if the guy in question doesn't enjoy the company of other men, watching glee is close enough.

bob: so you guys watch the new Family Guy?
tim: oh yeah, it was alright.
ted: I was watching Glee instead.
bob: you are so Glay.

by masteroffire November 28, 2012

atomic trainwreck

a cocktail made from equal parts jack daniels and an energy drink called "joltin' joe espresso" it gets you so shitfaced you won't even be able to balance on your own ass however after a couple hours it will result in an excruciating hangover. It kind of tastes like chocolate. not recommended.

barkeep: hey try this new drink. I call it an atomic trainwreck.
ted: well, let's try it
ted: holy shit I can't stand up mang.
a couple hours later
ted: oooowwww oooowwwwwww what was I thinking
barkeep: brace yourself, you got another 18 hours of that

by masteroffire January 16, 2013

battleshit

a more appropriate name for the battleship movie

chip: hey let's watch a movie
brad: sure, but I want to see one that will be less fun than inserting razor wire into my ass.
chip: battleshit it is then
brad: oh god that's just insane

by masteroffire October 27, 2012

Logorrhea

Diarrhea of the mouth. The inability to shut up

I was talking to bob the other day and it took him 2 hours to shut the fuck up about his new car. he must have Logorrhea

by masteroffire May 7, 2010

autotune

that thing rappers use nowadays that makes you sound like a robot going through puberty. first developed for the mining industry as a way to find oil wells fossils coal and metal deposits underground it was later introduced to music by cher in her song "believe". it was made popular during the boy band phenomenon especially by N*sync I guess they figured if they couldn't make them genuinely sound good that a robot gargling was almost as good.

Kanye west: I'm such a musical genius.
Kanye east: let's see you sing without autotune,then.
Kanye west: fuck

by masteroffire October 19, 2012

like a boss

1. to really excell at something. to succeed with extreme luck or ease.
2. to run a program with administrator privileges in later versions of windows.

1. terrence played call of duty like a boss when he no scope headshot the opposing team's last guy from a mile away

2.Roy: I can't get this new game to to run on windows 7.
tommy: have you tried running it like a boss?

by masteroffire December 15, 2011

Potassium

Means Okay. from OK-->K-->K being the chemical symbol for Potassium

bob: Going to work now
bill: Potassium

by masteroffire August 19, 2013