marko's definitions

Floor

Floor(N): (1: Very large place where lazy people put thier stuff.
(2: Place indoors where people walk.

(1:"Where's the remote?"
"On the floor."
"Where's the stove?"
"On the floor." <lights go out>
"Where's a torch?"
"ON THE FUCKIN FLOOR!"

(2: "You walk on the floor"

by Marko November 11, 2004

swamp ass

See soup ass.

Man, I bet that fat bitch been sitting in the sun so long in those fat-ass pants she gots herself a serious case of swamp-ass.

by Marko October 23, 2002

Jelly Bracelets

Bracelets made of a rubbery-type material that are worn traditionally on the wrist

They are in no way related to sex, and if they are, that has nothing to do with me wearing them, so screw the media and that piece of trash Dr. Phil

by Marko April 20, 2004

Self mutilation

A form of hurting. Done to one's self by one's self. Now, I'm not sure about this, there could have been a time when this actually resulted out of depression, but in this day and age, it's becoming trendy, and popular. Everyone refers to themselves as "broken" now. Everyone thinks they have such problems. These people are called WEAK. Now sure, there are definitely people out there who have it pretty damn bad. But now, anything that makes anyone unhappy...they decide "Boo hoo, I'm gonna cut" WTF? Since when did "attempted suicide" become trendy?

"My parents hate me because they said I can't go to the Good Charlotte/Taking Back Sunday concert, so I'm gonna go cut myself so they feel guilty....>:)...I mean boo hoo"

by Marko December 21, 2004

Martha Stooursh

the sound your tape recorder makes when you tryin and say martha stewart backwards (true-woots athram), and then play the tape in reverse..."martha stooursh"

(presses record) "true-woots athram"...(squickilydeegle - tape rewinds and flips over, press play) "martha stooursh

by marko August 11, 2004

nutkins

Someone with a cunt of a haircut pertaining to the 1980's UK tv "personality" Terry Nutkins who had a haircut like Max Wall on acid. A fucking nightmare basically!

Look at that hunin therangers top! He's got a right fucking nutkins

by Marko December 28, 2003

Tubthump

Tubthump(V): to have sexual intercourse in one's bathtub

Alternates: Tubthumping: Amusing song that has nothing to do with the actual meaning of the word

"Haha I tubthumped your sister/mother/cousin/girlfriend/dog!"

by Marko November 10, 2004