21 definitions by manyperson
A very sexually active young man.
Loves getting his dick into lots and lots of pussy.
Loves spreading his seed on many a clunge.
See: Oliver Edward Shimmin. (Shagging some fat bird)
Loves getting his dick into lots and lots of pussy.
Loves spreading his seed on many a clunge.
See: Oliver Edward Shimmin. (Shagging some fat bird)
Oliver: (fucking) Urghhhhhhh
*meat bursts out and covers the room*
Chick: 100% Pure Meat!!!!
Oliver: Get the fuck out. *slaps condom in her face and kicks her naked butt out*
*meat bursts out and covers the room*
Chick: 100% Pure Meat!!!!
Oliver: Get the fuck out. *slaps condom in her face and kicks her naked butt out*
by manyperson May 9, 2010
1) To have had sex with a woman. After this, you can say you have been clunged.
2) Completely Clunged
To have tasted and fucked an adequate (but hopefully impressive) amount of clunge.
Once you have successfully been clunged, you can die happy.
2) Completely Clunged
To have tasted and fucked an adequate (but hopefully impressive) amount of clunge.
Once you have successfully been clunged, you can die happy.
Man 1: Dude, are you still a virgin?
Man 2: Nah mate, I shagged Vicky last night.
Man 1: Ahhh man, you've clunged! I'm cooler than you though, I've had three clunges already.
*60 years later*
Man 1: (old man voice) Alright Horace, how you doing man?
Man 2: (old man voice) FUCK YOU JIM, I've shagged 76 women! I am Completely Clunged!
Man 1: (old man voice) Ah, I've had 77.
Man 2: (old man voice) (angry) Shit... (shouts) NURSE! Come in here a moment! I need some....assistance!
Man 2: Nah mate, I shagged Vicky last night.
Man 1: Ahhh man, you've clunged! I'm cooler than you though, I've had three clunges already.
*60 years later*
Man 1: (old man voice) Alright Horace, how you doing man?
Man 2: (old man voice) FUCK YOU JIM, I've shagged 76 women! I am Completely Clunged!
Man 1: (old man voice) Ah, I've had 77.
Man 2: (old man voice) (angry) Shit... (shouts) NURSE! Come in here a moment! I need some....assistance!
by manyperson August 11, 2009
Wilbur: GUESS WHAT
Liam: .....
Wilbur: I GOT AN A IN MY TEST
Liam...ah..
Wilbur: I KNOW ITS AMAZING
Liam: .....
Wilbur: YOU FIND IT JUST HAMTASTIC DONT YOU
Liam: ......mm *looks at wall*
Liam: .....
Wilbur: I GOT AN A IN MY TEST
Liam...ah..
Wilbur: I KNOW ITS AMAZING
Liam: .....
Wilbur: YOU FIND IT JUST HAMTASTIC DONT YOU
Liam: ......mm *looks at wall*
by manyperson February 14, 2010
A freaky little gnome dude that is a total perv and who jacks off to dying girls screaming names at him.
Rumpelstiltskin: (wanking) Go on say it
Cinderella: (bleeding) Umm, Eric?
Rumpelstiltskin: (kicks her in the face) NO! Ahhh yeahh... now suck it..
Cinderella: (bleeding) Umm, Eric?
Rumpelstiltskin: (kicks her in the face) NO! Ahhh yeahh... now suck it..
by manyperson August 11, 2009
The process of getting (having sex) with some sweet clunge, ie. a boy's manly ways of attracting a female fuck-buddy.
1: How's things going with that Jessie girl.
2: Pretty good...
1: Clunging her yet?
2: Nah...nah not yet.
1: Faggit.
2: Pretty good...
1: Clunging her yet?
2: Nah...nah not yet.
1: Faggit.
by manyperson August 16, 2009
Exclamation made by legendary people to other friends when they learn that their submission onto sites such as urbandictionary.com, Fmylife.com, MLIA.com and GHM.com have been accepted and published.
Petey: That word I made up just got published on urbandictionary.com!
Jordyn: WAHOOO! That really embarassing FML that happened to me today was published on Fmylife.com!
Petey: WAHOO!
Jordyn: WAHOOO! That really embarassing FML that happened to me today was published on Fmylife.com!
Petey: WAHOO!
by manyperson August 11, 2009
When an area is full of sexy women or girls, hopefully of age, the area can be deemed 'clungetastic', and the heterosexual men can go forth with the likelihood of getting some sweet clunge very much heightened.
We went to Rob's last night, and it was getting a bit gay, but then like 10 girls showed up and it was clungetastic! I got laid so much...
by manyperson August 11, 2009