mangus's definitions

tear you a new one

Kicking someone's butt.

If you don't quit looking at my wife's hooters dude, I'm gonna tear you a new pronto.

by mangus June 5, 2004

Jetway

The path of feminine hair leading from a woman's navel to her "secret garden."

She really gets off when her girlfriend licks her jetway right before diving into he carpet.

by mangus May 14, 2004

dummkopf

A stupid person; a dolt.

Dummkopf here stinks like a dead monkey because he forgot to wipe his butt again.

by mangus May 18, 2004

who i'm is

Who I am

Who i'm is Rubberband Man - TI

by Mangus January 23, 2004

stankie

White trash, nasty, a ho.

Oooo, lawsy — she be so stankie!

by mangus May 24, 2004

pooch

A turd. A poop. A number two.

Whoever keeps dropping pooches on the floor of the locker room needs to quit NOW!

by mangus January 13, 2005

spotter

A pee spot on your shorts/jeans that shows through after you whizz, because you didn't tap your monkey well enough.

Crap! I can't go out there, yet, I just made a spotter on my shorts!

by mangus January 18, 2005