mangus's definitions

back seat

A term used to reference a person's butt, particularly a woman's butt.

I'd love to be the thong in that back seat.

by mangus May 24, 2004

dumpensky

The act of taking a dump, a poop, a crap.

Pull over here, dude, so I can go take a dumpensky on her front porch.

by mangus January 25, 2005

cotton-toucher

A turd that pokes out of your bunghole far enough to touch your drawers.

Man, do I need to toss a pooch -- I feel a cotton-toucher moving around down there!

by mangus July 1, 2005

schmeces

The substance that shoots out of one's schmelter when one has an orgasm so intense as to cause a mass bowel exodus to the point that one would need to seriously launder the bed linens.

Can also be known as: "Schmit", "Schmoop", or "Schmecal matter".

Suzanne was flabberghasted at the amount of schmeces that erupted from Clyde on the first night of their honeymoon.

by Mangus January 5, 2005

who i'm is

Who I am

Who i'm is Rubberband Man - TI

by Mangus January 23, 2004

beagle

A slang term for a woman's areola.

Dude, that chick's beagle's are as big as my Grandmama's Thanksgiving platters.

by mangus May 26, 2004

returdliation

The act of purposefully taking a dumpensky (a poop, a crap) in someone else's toilet for the express purpose of stinking-up their bathroom and/or house.

I'm going over to Bob's apartment for a little returdliation -- he never should have dorked my little sister.

by mangus January 25, 2005