mangus's definitions

toss a pooch

to take a dump; to crap; to release excrement

Boy hidey, do I need to toss a pooch!

by mangus July 1, 2005

air quotes

Another term for a fart, usually used to voice an opinion regarding a topic of conversation (see example sentence).

Oh yeah, well I've got an air quote for ya: bbrrrrrrpppp...

by mangus June 5, 2004

what had happened was

I'm telling you what I want you to think happened and taking my precious time so that it comes out believable.

I'm saying...what had happened was... I took a wrong turn... and...

by Mangus January 30, 2004

tear you a new one

Kicking someone's butt.

If you don't quit looking at my wife's hooters dude, I'm gonna tear you a new pronto.

by mangus June 5, 2004

Jetway

The path of feminine hair leading from a woman's navel to her "secret garden."

She really gets off when her girlfriend licks her jetway right before diving into he carpet.

by mangus May 14, 2004

dummkopf

A stupid person; a dolt.

Dummkopf here stinks like a dead monkey because he forgot to wipe his butt again.

by mangus May 18, 2004

do science

To take a dump, poop, crap. To have a bowel movement. To defecate.

Too much pico during linch today, I need to go do science for a bit.

by mangus July 13, 2006