man of the people

A person (man or woman, just adjust by case) who lives and breathes because they want nothing more than to help others. Nothing brings him or her greater joy than improving the life of someone else either emotionally, morally, economically or socially. And nothing angers them more than seeing them mistreated or suffering.
Making money may bring them satisfaction, but it is almost never be the driving factor.
Person 1: Jenna is weird.
Person 2: Why do you say that?
Person 1: She had a pretty successful company and a revenue of about 500.000 dollars each year, but instead of keeping it, she donated 90% of it to charity and then became a politician in order to repeal laws that make it harder for low-income citizens to work. It's nice, but it sounds like a lot of stress for people she has no connection to.
Person 2: That's because she is a woman of the people. God put her here to save the little people with no voice for themselves.
by mancyclopediac January 21, 2019
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bitch collar

A bitch collar is the end result of the fashionable goth accessory, the choker, which originally comes in many styles, from knitted thin plastic rods, to strap, to dog collar, being hijacked as a mainstream clothing accessory by basic bitches, normies or posers in one of three situations:

1. It's FUCKING PINK
2. It's worn by a woman who isn't really a goth
3. It's worn with shorts and a white t-shirt.
1. Jesus, look at that basic girl wearing that pink bitch collar with a heart and a pink strap.
2. Donnie: Is Jane wearing a choker? I thought she wasn't goth.
Mike: She's not, it's just a bitch collar
3. Samantha: Wow, that choker looks real nice on you, Judy
Taylor: Are you shitting me?! Look at her!! She's wearing slutty shorts and a top so thin you could use it as plastic wrap!! You're supposed to wear it with a black outfit, you're disgracing goths all around the world!!
by mancyclopediac May 15, 2018
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amaterasu

When you are washing your hair and a drop of shampoo slips into your eye, giving you a burning sensation that prompts you to close it, cover it up with your palm and grunt in pain.

Taken from the Mangekyou Sharingan technique, amaterasu, which made both Sasuke and Itachi bleed from their eye and caused pain in it after its use.
Damn it, I was putting on shampoo and accidentally gave myself an amaterasu. Now my eye stings.
by mancyclopediac August 05, 2018
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Antti Martikainen

One of the most amazing composers on YouTube. He is finnish and makes themed music, like Pirate, Celtic, Viking, Cowboy and many other kinds of songs. Some of his most famous titles inclue "The Lone Wanderer" "Lords of Iron" and "To Valhalla!"

Will very likely be recording in history along with other great composers like Adrian von Ziegler, Derek and Brandon Fiechter and Peter Crowley as part of a new musical current that is not yet defined. Or perhaps even observed. Although it really should be.
I listened to Antti Martikainen on the way to school and it felt like I was cruising on a pirate ship while fighting a kraken with spears and guns in a pirate ship on a stormy sea.
by mancyclopediac January 17, 2019
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Blinder's flu

A condition where one feels the inexplicable urge to smoke, drink a certain type of alcohol or do a certain drug because of the main character(s) of a TV show they recently watched who use it recurrently throughout the story.

First observed in Peaky Blinders (hence the name) and the massive epidemic of YouTube comments of fans describing their ailment and the symptoms; most notably an impulsive need to light a cigarette alongside Tommy Shelby.
(YouTube comment #1)
Nobody:
Tommy: Lights a cigarette

(YouTube comment #2)
Me: Trying to quit smoking for 3 weeks now
*Watches the first episode of the show*
Me: Ah, shit. Here we go again.

Jake: (Watches Peaky Blinders)
Mike: Jake, since when did you start smoking?
Jake: I dunno, man. I've started waking up with a pack of cigarettes in my hand and randomly lighting up. I think I might have the Blinder's flu.
by mancyclopediac March 17, 2020
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Austrian Painter

Substitute for "Hitler". Used on YouTube, facebook and other social media platforms who seem to have no grasp of what "historical" or "satirical" means. And no, neo-nazis don't get to use this excuse.
Person 1: Remember that famous meme of wide Putin walking?
Person 2: Yeah, why?
Person 1: Now we have wide Austrian Painter walking.
Person 2: Austrian Painter? Who cares abo-... Oh, wait... I get it.
by mancyclopediac July 21, 2022
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Middle Ages

Probably one of the most misunderstood times in history. While it is true that there were many things wrong with the middle ages, such as people getting sick more often or wrongful execution of innocents, they didn't happen nearly as often as mainstream culture would like to portray it. (That is to say, EVERY TIME).

Also poor people weren't starving or depressed. English peasants would eat SALMON every day, because guess what? They lived near rivers! (DUH) And the children played every day in the fields or in said rivers and would also help their parents work the fields and around the house. Also, nobody gave a fuck about social media, everything you needed to know, you learned from your neighbors.
*Medieval market bustle*

Richard: God bless you, Henry! Have you prepared the beer for the party tonight? It's finally the end of spring and we finally have enough berries and leftover chickens to celebrate the summer solstice with a good meal!
Henry: Yes I have, richard. I do believe I have a solid barrel* of good ale for our celebration. Will your wife prepare her famous cranberry tarts?
Richard: Yes she will indeed. Maybe we can bring the children this year too?
Henry: Well they are fourteen. I think they are old enough to party with us.**
Richard: Marvelous. I will see you tonight, good friend!
Henry: Likewise!

*Everyone dances, sings, eats and drinks that night, men, women and children alike and everyone is happy*

*31 gallons
**That's being PG-friendly. Kids would drink ale as young as 5 in Medieval England

The Middle Ages were actually a vibrant age. A simpler time.
by mancyclopediac January 17, 2019
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