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Tom Sawyer

In the South along the Mississippi River, a Tom Sawyer is a lynched black man hanging from a tree whose roots are in the river--making the tree seemingly grow from the riverbed.
Mark Twain should change his name because he ain't that deep. The real Tom Sawyer was in need of a lawyer before he took the dead man's leap.
by Mamma Murder May 15, 2010
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Spauce

(N) A neologism of "spill-your-sauce" and it is only called spauce when you whack off or have sex in someone else's house without their permission.

It is an insult to spauce in someone's house and not pay them money.
"DUDE! It's $10 to spauce in our house! Cash only!"
by Mamma Murder May 12, 2010
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Mamma Murder

(N) A night walker type of girl you meet at a bar. She's the girl with the razor blade eyes and killer thighs--with just enough showing to blow your mind.

She's a w-o-m-a-n and she'll kill you with her verbs--meaning that she's hot AND she's intelligent and she probably WOULD kill you.

Mamma Murder's got a vampire tan and dark brown hair and large doe eyes.

First she'll use you--then she'll lose you.
Have you ever heard of her? She's a murderer! Mamma Murder stole his heart away (and ate it for dinner).

Mamma's a sinner--here to prove that Satan is real.
by Mamma Murder May 11, 2010
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Miss White

(N)- Slang term for cocaine.
(Addict to dealer)

"Could you help me be like Miss White tonight?"
by Mamma Murder May 10, 2010
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utiliman

(n) A man that you use and then lose.
She was considering if Ian was worth a damn or whether or not he should just be another utiliman that fell victim to her user plan.

Use them then lose them--then find another one. That's half the fun.
by mamma murder August 17, 2010
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flip a shitty

phrase used to aid the navigation of a car upon missing a turn.
Flip a shitty up here--we missed the entrance.
by mamma murder August 20, 2010
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Jack of Diamond's

(n) a guy that's acting like a jackass.
"When Brown Boy gets drunk, he's a real Jack of Diamond's."
by Mamma Murder May 19, 2010
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