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In the South along the Mississippi River, a Tom Sawyer is a lynched black man hanging from a tree whose roots are in the river--making the tree seemingly grow from the riverbed.
Mark Twain should change his name because he ain't that deep. The real Tom Sawyer was in need of a lawyer before he took the dead man's leap.
by Mamma Murder May 15, 2010
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Here's what you do: Bust out a can of Off and offer to spray your friends down, then tell them to line their shoes up--because they'll be needing them later.
There you have it!
You've just created your own tactless Holocaust joke to share with your friends.
Here's what you do: Bust out a can of Off and offer to spray your friends down, then tell them to line their shoes up--because they'll be needing them later.
There you have it!
You've just created your own tactless Holocaust joke to share with your friends.
by mamma murder July 28, 2010
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by mamma murder May 29, 2010
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Pimpmatized is the culmunation of the degree in pimpology.
The rules of being a pimp include (but are not limited to):
1. Never love a bitch or a hoe.
2. Always act cool.
3. Break a bitch (poor or rich)
4. Keep your hoe. (most important)
Pimpmatized is the culmunation of the degree in pimpology.
The rules of being a pimp include (but are not limited to):
1. Never love a bitch or a hoe.
2. Always act cool.
3. Break a bitch (poor or rich)
4. Keep your hoe. (most important)
by mamma murder July 12, 2010
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Mamasaur says that it is more polite to say these three letters when in uncertain company to describe a socially inept loser than to stoop low and use a curse word or other easily recognizable insult.
Mamasaur says that it is more polite to say these three letters when in uncertain company to describe a socially inept loser than to stoop low and use a curse word or other easily recognizable insult.
by mamma murder January 22, 2011
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