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Mamma Murder

(N) A night walker type of girl you meet at a bar. She's the girl with the razor blade eyes and killer thighs--with just enough showing to blow your mind.

She's a w-o-m-a-n and she'll kill you with her verbs--meaning that she's hot AND she's intelligent and she probably WOULD kill you.

Mamma Murder's got a vampire tan and dark brown hair and large doe eyes.

First she'll use you--then she'll lose you.
Have you ever heard of her? She's a murderer! Mamma Murder stole his heart away (and ate it for dinner).

Mamma's a sinner--here to prove that Satan is real.
by Mamma Murder May 11, 2010
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Spauce

(N) A neologism of "spill-your-sauce" and it is only called spauce when you whack off or have sex in someone else's house without their permission.

It is an insult to spauce in someone's house and not pay them money.
"DUDE! It's $10 to spauce in our house! Cash only!"
by Mamma Murder May 12, 2010
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Offschwitz

It's summertime in Michigan and you find yourself in the woods.

Here's what you do: Bust out a can of Off and offer to spray your friends down, then tell them to line their shoes up--because they'll be needing them later.

There you have it!

You've just created your own tactless Holocaust joke to share with your friends.
"Welcome to Offschwitz!" as you shake the can and smile with wild eyes.
by mamma murder July 28, 2010
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vampire tan

A person whose skin is sickly white.
I only come out after dark--got to keep my vampire tan.
by mamma murder December 16, 2010
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congressman's coffee

If you ever find yourself drinking hard liquor--especially whiskey--before 9 a.m. and need to justify yourself, call it Congressman's Coffee and put it in a coffee cup.
It's called Congressman's Coffee, 'cuz it comes in a cup--and you're not an alcoholic if you drink it all up; you're a statesman worried about the next generation and their constant crisis of a fiscal situation.
by mamma murder August 24, 2010
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gettable

A girl that has a rockin' body but has some oddity that lowers her self esteem enough to agree to date a guy like you.
Yeah, sure she's had a c-section and the left side of her face hangs a little lower than the right--she's gettable, though, dude!
by mamma murder September 9, 2010
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Tom Sawyer

In the South along the Mississippi River, a Tom Sawyer is a lynched black man hanging from a tree whose roots are in the river--making the tree seemingly grow from the riverbed.
Mark Twain should change his name because he ain't that deep. The real Tom Sawyer was in need of a lawyer before he took the dead man's leap.
by Mamma Murder May 15, 2010
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