mamma murder's definitions

Offschwitz

It's summertime in Michigan and you find yourself in the woods.

Here's what you do: Bust out a can of Off and offer to spray your friends down, then tell them to line their shoes up--because they'll be needing them later.

There you have it!

You've just created your own tactless Holocaust joke to share with your friends.

"Welcome to Offschwitz!" as you shake the can and smile with wild eyes.

by mamma murder July 28, 2010

seyelent conversation

another form of intelligence where communication is possible between two or more people with just the use of eye contact.

All it took was just one look and the two of them knew exactly everything that they needed to say-- in the most seductive sort of way. What happened between them was a "seyelent conversation."

by mamma murder August 12, 2010

utiliman

(n) A man that you use and then lose.

She was considering if Ian was worth a damn or whether or not he should just be another utiliman that fell victim to her user plan.

Use them then lose them--then find another one. That's half the fun.

by mamma murder August 17, 2010

flip a shitty

phrase used to aid the navigation of a car upon missing a turn.

Flip a shitty up here--we missed the entrance.

by mamma murder August 20, 2010

congressman's coffee

If you ever find yourself drinking hard liquor--especially whiskey--before 9 a.m. and need to justify yourself, call it Congressman's Coffee and put it in a coffee cup.

It's called Congressman's Coffee, 'cuz it comes in a cup--and you're not an alcoholic if you drink it all up; you're a statesman worried about the next generation and their constant crisis of a fiscal situation.

by mamma murder August 24, 2010

wreck

slang term for murder.

If hip-hop dies before I wake up--I'd put in an extended clip, roll into the station and wreck the DJ.

by mamma murder December 16, 2010

touched

A word used to politely describe someone that is incompetent.

It's all right Allison, she's touched.

by mamma murder December 16, 2010