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(Phrase) When a pothead has more than one joint and they are about to go smoke it with their friends, they'll use this term to describe the contents of their jacket pocket.
by Mamma Murder May 12, 2010
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Get the flip a shitty mug.It's summertime in Michigan and you find yourself in the woods.
Here's what you do: Bust out a can of Off and offer to spray your friends down, then tell them to line their shoes up--because they'll be needing them later.
There you have it!
You've just created your own tactless Holocaust joke to share with your friends.
Here's what you do: Bust out a can of Off and offer to spray your friends down, then tell them to line their shoes up--because they'll be needing them later.
There you have it!
You've just created your own tactless Holocaust joke to share with your friends.
by mamma murder July 28, 2010
Get the Offschwitz mug.In the South along the Mississippi River, a Tom Sawyer is a lynched black man hanging from a tree whose roots are in the river--making the tree seemingly grow from the riverbed.
Mark Twain should change his name because he ain't that deep. The real Tom Sawyer was in need of a lawyer before he took the dead man's leap.
by Mamma Murder May 15, 2010
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Yeah, sure she's had a c-section and the left side of her face hangs a little lower than the right--she's gettable, though, dude!
by mamma murder September 9, 2010
Get the gettable mug.If you ever find yourself drinking hard liquor--especially whiskey--before 9 a.m. and need to justify yourself, call it Congressman's Coffee and put it in a coffee cup.
It's called Congressman's Coffee, 'cuz it comes in a cup--and you're not an alcoholic if you drink it all up; you're a statesman worried about the next generation and their constant crisis of a fiscal situation.
by mamma murder August 24, 2010
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Pimpmatized is the culmunation of the degree in pimpology.
The rules of being a pimp include (but are not limited to):
1. Never love a bitch or a hoe.
2. Always act cool.
3. Break a bitch (poor or rich)
4. Keep your hoe. (most important)
Pimpmatized is the culmunation of the degree in pimpology.
The rules of being a pimp include (but are not limited to):
1. Never love a bitch or a hoe.
2. Always act cool.
3. Break a bitch (poor or rich)
4. Keep your hoe. (most important)
by mamma murder July 12, 2010
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