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Mamma Murder

(N) A night walker type of girl you meet at a bar. She's the girl with the razor blade eyes and killer thighs--with just enough showing to blow your mind.

She's a w-o-m-a-n and she'll kill you with her verbs--meaning that she's hot AND she's intelligent and she probably WOULD kill you.

Mamma Murder's got a vampire tan and dark brown hair and large doe eyes.

First she'll use you--then she'll lose you.
Have you ever heard of her? She's a murderer! Mamma Murder stole his heart away (and ate it for dinner).

Mamma's a sinner--here to prove that Satan is real.
by Mamma Murder May 11, 2010
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utiliman

(n) A man that you use and then lose.
She was considering if Ian was worth a damn or whether or not he should just be another utiliman that fell victim to her user plan.

Use them then lose them--then find another one. That's half the fun.
by mamma murder August 17, 2010
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Miss White

(N)- Slang term for cocaine.
(Addict to dealer)

"Could you help me be like Miss White tonight?"
by Mamma Murder May 10, 2010
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gettable

A girl that has a rockin' body but has some oddity that lowers her self esteem enough to agree to date a guy like you.
Yeah, sure she's had a c-section and the left side of her face hangs a little lower than the right--she's gettable, though, dude!
by mamma murder September 9, 2010
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freezer fur

Uh, I don't know if you want this--there's freezer fur all over it.
by mamma murder December 16, 2010
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Spauce

(N) A neologism of "spill-your-sauce" and it is only called spauce when you whack off or have sex in someone else's house without their permission.

It is an insult to spauce in someone's house and not pay them money.
"DUDE! It's $10 to spauce in our house! Cash only!"
by Mamma Murder May 12, 2010
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a.q.r. syndrome

Acronym for, "ain't quite right" syndrome.

Mamasaur says that it is more polite to say these three letters when in uncertain company to describe a socially inept loser than to stoop low and use a curse word or other easily recognizable insult.
"Yeah, you know--he's got a little bit of the a.q.r. syndrome," said Mamasaur to her daughter.
by mamma murder January 22, 2011
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