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In the South along the Mississippi River, a Tom Sawyer is a lynched black man hanging from a tree whose roots are in the river--making the tree seemingly grow from the riverbed.
Mark Twain should change his name because he ain't that deep. The real Tom Sawyer was in need of a lawyer before he took the dead man's leap.
by Mamma Murder May 15, 2010
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Here's what you do: Bust out a can of Off and offer to spray your friends down, then tell them to line their shoes up--because they'll be needing them later.
There you have it!
You've just created your own tactless Holocaust joke to share with your friends.
Here's what you do: Bust out a can of Off and offer to spray your friends down, then tell them to line their shoes up--because they'll be needing them later.
There you have it!
You've just created your own tactless Holocaust joke to share with your friends.
by mamma murder July 28, 2010
Get the Offschwitz mug.(phrase) This phrase is used to describe the rotation of a pipe around a group of marijuana smokers. Usually, for convenience, the group will form a circle to pass the pipe but sometimes the group will form a line, thus causing them to pass the pipe in a "straight line circle".
by mamma murder May 29, 2010
Get the straight line circles mug.If you ever find yourself drinking hard liquor--especially whiskey--before 9 a.m. and need to justify yourself, call it Congressman's Coffee and put it in a coffee cup.
It's called Congressman's Coffee, 'cuz it comes in a cup--and you're not an alcoholic if you drink it all up; you're a statesman worried about the next generation and their constant crisis of a fiscal situation.
by mamma murder August 24, 2010
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Get the flip a shitty mug.(Phrase) When a pothead has more than one joint and they are about to go smoke it with their friends, they'll use this term to describe the contents of their jacket pocket.
by Mamma Murder May 12, 2010
Get the Pocket Full of Stinkies mug.If hip-hop dies before I wake up--I'd put in an extended clip, roll into the station and wreck the DJ.
by mamma murder December 16, 2010
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