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In the South along the Mississippi River, a Tom Sawyer is a lynched black man hanging from a tree whose roots are in the river--making the tree seemingly grow from the riverbed.
Mark Twain should change his name because he ain't that deep. The real Tom Sawyer was in need of a lawyer before he took the dead man's leap.
by Mamma Murder May 15, 2010
Get the Tom Sawyer mug.(N) A night walker type of girl you meet at a bar. She's the girl with the razor blade eyes and killer thighs--with just enough showing to blow your mind.
She's a w-o-m-a-n and she'll kill you with her verbs--meaning that she's hot AND she's intelligent and she probably WOULD kill you.
Mamma Murder's got a vampire tan and dark brown hair and large doe eyes.
First she'll use you--then she'll lose you.
She's a w-o-m-a-n and she'll kill you with her verbs--meaning that she's hot AND she's intelligent and she probably WOULD kill you.
Mamma Murder's got a vampire tan and dark brown hair and large doe eyes.
First she'll use you--then she'll lose you.
Have you ever heard of her? She's a murderer! Mamma Murder stole his heart away (and ate it for dinner).
Mamma's a sinner--here to prove that Satan is real.
Mamma's a sinner--here to prove that Satan is real.
by Mamma Murder May 11, 2010
Get the Mamma Murder mug.(N) A neologism of "spill-your-sauce" and it is only called spauce when you whack off or have sex in someone else's house without their permission.
It is an insult to spauce in someone's house and not pay them money.
It is an insult to spauce in someone's house and not pay them money.
by Mamma Murder May 12, 2010
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Get the flip a shitty mug.It's summertime in Michigan and you find yourself in the woods.
Here's what you do: Bust out a can of Off and offer to spray your friends down, then tell them to line their shoes up--because they'll be needing them later.
There you have it!
You've just created your own tactless Holocaust joke to share with your friends.
Here's what you do: Bust out a can of Off and offer to spray your friends down, then tell them to line their shoes up--because they'll be needing them later.
There you have it!
You've just created your own tactless Holocaust joke to share with your friends.
by mamma murder July 28, 2010
Get the Offschwitz mug.A girl that has a rockin' body but has some oddity that lowers her self esteem enough to agree to date a guy like you.
Yeah, sure she's had a c-section and the left side of her face hangs a little lower than the right--she's gettable, though, dude!
by mamma murder September 9, 2010
Get the gettable mug.American rapper, Too $hort, offers all who are interested, a degree of pimpology.
Pimpmatized is the culmunation of the degree in pimpology.
The rules of being a pimp include (but are not limited to):
1. Never love a bitch or a hoe.
2. Always act cool.
3. Break a bitch (poor or rich)
4. Keep your hoe. (most important)
Pimpmatized is the culmunation of the degree in pimpology.
The rules of being a pimp include (but are not limited to):
1. Never love a bitch or a hoe.
2. Always act cool.
3. Break a bitch (poor or rich)
4. Keep your hoe. (most important)
by mamma murder July 12, 2010
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