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stount

It's a term to describe the way a lady looks while still maintaining respect for her.

It means that she's dressed well and has the confidence to wear it.

Her head's up, shoulder's squared, and eyes have a strong stare.

A stount girl will make you smile for the simple fact that you need it. Then, that stount girl will kill it and eat it.
"Oh dat girl was lookin' straight stount last night!"

Yeah, boi! Her confidence was a stain you can't wipe off!
by mamma murder September 9, 2010
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gettable

A girl that has a rockin' body but has some oddity that lowers her self esteem enough to agree to date a guy like you.
Yeah, sure she's had a c-section and the left side of her face hangs a little lower than the right--she's gettable, though, dude!
by mamma murder September 9, 2010
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pimpmatized

American rapper, Too $hort, offers all who are interested, a degree of pimpology.

Pimpmatized is the culmunation of the degree in pimpology.

The rules of being a pimp include (but are not limited to):

1. Never love a bitch or a hoe.

2. Always act cool.

3. Break a bitch (poor or rich)

4. Keep your hoe. (most important)
Come to my school and get pimpmatized!
by mamma murder July 12, 2010
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Tom Sawyer

In the South along the Mississippi River, a Tom Sawyer is a lynched black man hanging from a tree whose roots are in the river--making the tree seemingly grow from the riverbed.
Mark Twain should change his name because he ain't that deep. The real Tom Sawyer was in need of a lawyer before he took the dead man's leap.
by Mamma Murder May 15, 2010
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freezer fur

Uh, I don't know if you want this--there's freezer fur all over it.
by mamma murder December 16, 2010
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flip a shitty

phrase used to aid the navigation of a car upon missing a turn.
Flip a shitty up here--we missed the entrance.
by mamma murder August 20, 2010
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congressman's coffee

If you ever find yourself drinking hard liquor--especially whiskey--before 9 a.m. and need to justify yourself, call it Congressman's Coffee and put it in a coffee cup.
It's called Congressman's Coffee, 'cuz it comes in a cup--and you're not an alcoholic if you drink it all up; you're a statesman worried about the next generation and their constant crisis of a fiscal situation.
by mamma murder August 24, 2010
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