mamma murder's definitions

Spauce

(N) A neologism of "spill-your-sauce" and it is only called spauce when you whack off or have sex in someone else's house without their permission.

It is an insult to spauce in someone's house and not pay them money.

"DUDE! It's $10 to spauce in our house! Cash only!"

by Mamma Murder May 12, 2010

Pocket Full of Stinkies

(Phrase) When a pothead has more than one joint and they are about to go smoke it with their friends, they'll use this term to describe the contents of their jacket pocket.

"Hey girl, I got a pocket full of stinkies--you wanna go for a ride?"

by Mamma Murder May 12, 2010

Offschwitz

It's summertime in Michigan and you find yourself in the woods.

Here's what you do: Bust out a can of Off and offer to spray your friends down, then tell them to line their shoes up--because they'll be needing them later.

There you have it!

You've just created your own tactless Holocaust joke to share with your friends.

"Welcome to Offschwitz!" as you shake the can and smile with wild eyes.

by mamma murder July 28, 2010

congressman's coffee

If you ever find yourself drinking hard liquor--especially whiskey--before 9 a.m. and need to justify yourself, call it Congressman's Coffee and put it in a coffee cup.

It's called Congressman's Coffee, 'cuz it comes in a cup--and you're not an alcoholic if you drink it all up; you're a statesman worried about the next generation and their constant crisis of a fiscal situation.

by mamma murder August 24, 2010

flip a shitty

phrase used to aid the navigation of a car upon missing a turn.

Flip a shitty up here--we missed the entrance.

by mamma murder August 20, 2010

freezer fur

slang term for, "freezer burn".

Uh, I don't know if you want this--there's freezer fur all over it.

by mamma murder December 16, 2010

seyelent conversation

another form of intelligence where communication is possible between two or more people with just the use of eye contact.

All it took was just one look and the two of them knew exactly everything that they needed to say-- in the most seductive sort of way. What happened between them was a "seyelent conversation."

by mamma murder August 12, 2010