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flip a shitty

phrase used to aid the navigation of a car upon missing a turn.
Flip a shitty up here--we missed the entrance.
by mamma murder August 20, 2010
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Offschwitz

It's summertime in Michigan and you find yourself in the woods.

Here's what you do: Bust out a can of Off and offer to spray your friends down, then tell them to line their shoes up--because they'll be needing them later.

There you have it!

You've just created your own tactless Holocaust joke to share with your friends.
"Welcome to Offschwitz!" as you shake the can and smile with wild eyes.
by mamma murder July 28, 2010
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Tom Sawyer

In the South along the Mississippi River, a Tom Sawyer is a lynched black man hanging from a tree whose roots are in the river--making the tree seemingly grow from the riverbed.
Mark Twain should change his name because he ain't that deep. The real Tom Sawyer was in need of a lawyer before he took the dead man's leap.
by Mamma Murder May 15, 2010
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gettable

A girl that has a rockin' body but has some oddity that lowers her self esteem enough to agree to date a guy like you.
Yeah, sure she's had a c-section and the left side of her face hangs a little lower than the right--she's gettable, though, dude!
by mamma murder September 9, 2010
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a.q.r. syndrome

Acronym for, "ain't quite right" syndrome.

Mamasaur says that it is more polite to say these three letters when in uncertain company to describe a socially inept loser than to stoop low and use a curse word or other easily recognizable insult.
"Yeah, you know--he's got a little bit of the a.q.r. syndrome," said Mamasaur to her daughter.
by mamma murder January 22, 2011
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vampire tan

A person whose skin is sickly white.
I only come out after dark--got to keep my vampire tan.
by mamma murder December 16, 2010
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the skreezies

slang term for making something from "scratch".
"Yeah, dude--I'm baking some oatmeal raisin cookies from the skreezies!"
by mamma murder December 16, 2010
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