1 definition by mami_so_reCkless
A bigheaded shitfuck who plays tennis on an hourly basis but yet still managaes to gain 60 pounds while doing it. Is injected with steroids by his bitchassed mother, and talks so much you'd rather eat a bowl of shit then listen. Also often used to describe a person who's a complete idiot, and does whatever the following person is doing. Also check hypocrite, fatass, slob, and deuche bag.
Mom: Danny, will you eat your food? And I swear at tennis practice you sucked today! I should've given you more Muscle Milk!
Dad: Awhhh honey, will you shut the fuck up!? You're making our son sound like a Kaplan!
Dad: Awhhh honey, will you shut the fuck up!? You're making our son sound like a Kaplan!
by mami_so_reCkless September 7, 2008