Holding materialism and conspicuous consumption in very low regard. Pronounced "A-materialistic", like "asexual". Because "antimaterialism" was taken (it means something religious).
Doug - There are plenty of great women out there, but I just can't take a woman seriously if I see she has Coach shoes, or if she has Prada or D&G sunglasses.
Walter - Pussy is pussy, dude.
Doug - I know, I'm just amaterialistic.
Walter - Pussy is pussy, dude.
Doug - I know, I'm just amaterialistic.
by malarky2020 October 01, 2009
Forgetful Lucy Day is celebrated every October 13th, in honor of the date on which Lucy Whitmore had her terrible car accident.
From the film "50 First Dates", Lucy Whitmore (Drew Barrymore) now lives out every day believing that it is still October 13th.
Couples and friends can celebrate Forgetful Lucy Day by pretending they've never met before, buying a pineapple, watching "50 First Dates", and sending each other walrus-themed cards.
From the film "50 First Dates", Lucy Whitmore (Drew Barrymore) now lives out every day believing that it is still October 13th.
Couples and friends can celebrate Forgetful Lucy Day by pretending they've never met before, buying a pineapple, watching "50 First Dates", and sending each other walrus-themed cards.
Darren - Good morning babes, Happy Forgetful Lucy Day!
Geraldine - AAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!! Who are you and what are you doing in my bed!!!!!!!!
Geraldine - AAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!! Who are you and what are you doing in my bed!!!!!!!!
by malarky2020 November 05, 2009
An individual who perpetrates an indecent act or acts, such as shitting on the coats, and then disappears. As originally discussed by Dane Cook
Margerie - I think someone may have shit on the coats
Arthur - There seems to be a distinct possibility that someone has shit on or around the coats.
Boom Phantom (perpetrator) - I hope it wasn't my coat (disappears)
Arthur - There seems to be a distinct possibility that someone has shit on or around the coats.
Boom Phantom (perpetrator) - I hope it wasn't my coat (disappears)
by malarky2020 May 03, 2011
A mispronunciation of the adjective "tractor breadth", commonly used as a non-literal perjorative term for a person or thing whose excess weight has led to a disadvantage in the current situation.
by malarky2020 August 18, 2008
Perjorative term for a casual listener of heavy metal music, who reveal their narrow taste in music through limited knowledge of the most talented bands in the genre. As used on the Lambgoat.com news boards.
Battle Of Mice calls it quits
Thursday, September 03, 2009
little_alex_fts - ...who????
Topher - Who is this???
theblackhole - if you are saying "who?" you really missed out.
prettymetal - newsonlyposters can rot in hell
Diabolical - Impending Doom is stoked!
Cannibal_Hannibal - Emmure should be on this
Thursday, September 03, 2009
little_alex_fts - ...who????
Topher - Who is this???
theblackhole - if you are saying "who?" you really missed out.
prettymetal - newsonlyposters can rot in hell
Diabolical - Impending Doom is stoked!
Cannibal_Hannibal - Emmure should be on this
by malarky2020 September 22, 2009
A media & software hoarder. A person who's bandwidth, storage space, and desire to acquire intellectual property greatly exceed their ability or availability to enjoy even a small percentage of it.
Not to be confused with the typical obsessive collector: the acquisitionist distinguishes his or herself by having enough media to require several human lifetimes to even watch / play / listen to it all.
Not to be confused with the typical obsessive collector: the acquisitionist distinguishes his or herself by having enough media to require several human lifetimes to even watch / play / listen to it all.
Maxwell: Hey Jorge, want to come over to my house and hang out? I just bought five new terabyte drives and I've already loaded them up with 1000 new movies, the entire N64, PS1, PS2 and Game Cube catalogs, the Virgin music catalog, and 10,000 hours of porn.
Jorge: Ok, I guess that might be alright. Hey how's your daughter doing? I hear she's started walking?
Maxwell: I wouldn't actually know; I'm an acquisitionist now; I tend to spend every waking hour downloading.
Jorge: Look, I've got to be somewhere.
Jorge: Ok, I guess that might be alright. Hey how's your daughter doing? I hear she's started walking?
Maxwell: I wouldn't actually know; I'm an acquisitionist now; I tend to spend every waking hour downloading.
Jorge: Look, I've got to be somewhere.
by malarky2020 October 19, 2009
(v.) to fill an entire bar, form, or part with kick drum, played rapidly and without variation.
Power Metal as a genre often uses songs entirely composed of flooding.
While flooding can be interesting when used in moderation, it is often relied upon by less skilled drummers to make their playing sound either heavier or faster.
Power Metal as a genre often uses songs entirely composed of flooding.
While flooding can be interesting when used in moderation, it is often relied upon by less skilled drummers to make their playing sound either heavier or faster.
Zack - I think we might need to fire Kevin. We write really great parts, but he has a propensity to just flood through them all.
Marty - You should have figured, I mean your drummer is just an orangutan you stole from the zoo and taught to play drums.
Zack - Where else would we find a drummer that looks like Animal from the Muppets?
Marty - You should have figured, I mean your drummer is just an orangutan you stole from the zoo and taught to play drums.
Zack - Where else would we find a drummer that looks like Animal from the Muppets?
by malarky2020 December 17, 2009