A mispronunciation of the adjective "tractor breadth", commonly used as a non-literal perjorative term for a person or thing whose excess weight has led to a disadvantage in the current situation.
by malarky2020 August 18, 2008
Perjorative term for a casual listener of heavy metal music, who reveal their narrow taste in music through limited knowledge of the most talented bands in the genre. As used on the Lambgoat.com news boards.
Battle Of Mice calls it quits
Thursday, September 03, 2009
little_alex_fts - ...who????
Topher - Who is this???
theblackhole - if you are saying "who?" you really missed out.
prettymetal - newsonlyposters can rot in hell
Diabolical - Impending Doom is stoked!
Cannibal_Hannibal - Emmure should be on this
Thursday, September 03, 2009
little_alex_fts - ...who????
Topher - Who is this???
theblackhole - if you are saying "who?" you really missed out.
prettymetal - newsonlyposters can rot in hell
Diabolical - Impending Doom is stoked!
Cannibal_Hannibal - Emmure should be on this
by malarky2020 September 22, 2009
A media & software hoarder. A person who's bandwidth, storage space, and desire to acquire intellectual property greatly exceed their ability or availability to enjoy even a small percentage of it.
Not to be confused with the typical obsessive collector: the acquisitionist distinguishes his or herself by having enough media to require several human lifetimes to even watch / play / listen to it all.
Not to be confused with the typical obsessive collector: the acquisitionist distinguishes his or herself by having enough media to require several human lifetimes to even watch / play / listen to it all.
Maxwell: Hey Jorge, want to come over to my house and hang out? I just bought five new terabyte drives and I've already loaded them up with 1000 new movies, the entire N64, PS1, PS2 and Game Cube catalogs, the Virgin music catalog, and 10,000 hours of porn.
Jorge: Ok, I guess that might be alright. Hey how's your daughter doing? I hear she's started walking?
Maxwell: I wouldn't actually know; I'm an acquisitionist now; I tend to spend every waking hour downloading.
Jorge: Look, I've got to be somewhere.
Jorge: Ok, I guess that might be alright. Hey how's your daughter doing? I hear she's started walking?
Maxwell: I wouldn't actually know; I'm an acquisitionist now; I tend to spend every waking hour downloading.
Jorge: Look, I've got to be somewhere.
by malarky2020 October 19, 2009
(v.) to fill an entire bar, form, or part with kick drum, played rapidly and without variation.
Power Metal as a genre often uses songs entirely composed of flooding.
While flooding can be interesting when used in moderation, it is often relied upon by less skilled drummers to make their playing sound either heavier or faster.
Power Metal as a genre often uses songs entirely composed of flooding.
While flooding can be interesting when used in moderation, it is often relied upon by less skilled drummers to make their playing sound either heavier or faster.
Zack - I think we might need to fire Kevin. We write really great parts, but he has a propensity to just flood through them all.
Marty - You should have figured, I mean your drummer is just an orangutan you stole from the zoo and taught to play drums.
Zack - Where else would we find a drummer that looks like Animal from the Muppets?
Marty - You should have figured, I mean your drummer is just an orangutan you stole from the zoo and taught to play drums.
Zack - Where else would we find a drummer that looks like Animal from the Muppets?
by malarky2020 December 17, 2009
Rebuffing a woman's advances by discussing details of your life that include your girlfriend (or significant other), in order to tactlessly let her know that you are in a committed relationship.
Each specific mention of the girlfriend (or significant other) is known as "dropping the g-bomb"
Each specific mention of the girlfriend (or significant other) is known as "dropping the g-bomb"
Cameron - Man those those hot bitches were all over us last night. The triplets kept begging me to take them home.
Gary - No kidding holmes; you were dropping the g-bomb like every 10 seconds. Yo you need to lose that dog-ass ball and chain and all her baggage; get in the game son.
Cameron - My daughter has Down syndrome Gary, and Sarah is an excellent provider. If you talk about either of them that way again, I'll rip your throat out.
Gary - No kidding holmes; you were dropping the g-bomb like every 10 seconds. Yo you need to lose that dog-ass ball and chain and all her baggage; get in the game son.
Cameron - My daughter has Down syndrome Gary, and Sarah is an excellent provider. If you talk about either of them that way again, I'll rip your throat out.
by malarky2020 October 05, 2009
A woman not needing the requisite 7 hours of contact prior to sleeping with a man for whom she has just met. This term originates within the PUA community.
Jake - See that blonde over there? I just banged her out in the bathroom.
Marshall - So what, she's a fool's mate. You need to raise your standards if you want to be an mPUA.
Marshall - So what, she's a fool's mate. You need to raise your standards if you want to be an mPUA.
by malarky2020 October 05, 2009
In driving, an open corridor without vehicles formed on a 6-lane freeway / highway in between the passing / fast lane and the exterior / slow lane. Typically occurs just prior to an off-ramp, as the cars move & line up in the exterior lane to get onto the off-ramp, and the balance of drivers move into the passing lane to avoid the congestion.
At this point, a driver can choose to "charge the gauntlet" or "run the gauntlet", by moving into the middle lane and accelerating quickly. This makes it too dangerous for other drivers to enter the lane, keeping it free and clear.
At this point, a driver can choose to "charge the gauntlet" or "run the gauntlet", by moving into the middle lane and accelerating quickly. This makes it too dangerous for other drivers to enter the lane, keeping it free and clear.
Michael - Geez, I thought we were going to be stuck in traffic for an hour. Good thing I got that opportunity to run the gauntlet; I passed at least 30 cars!
Thomas - Michael, if you ever steal my car again, you will not live to see your 15th birthday.
Michael - Yes Dad.
Thomas - Michael, if you ever steal my car again, you will not live to see your 15th birthday.
Michael - Yes Dad.
by malarky2020 December 14, 2009