mal's definitions

clingfilm

What you use to wrap Roy Orbison up in.

My terrapin Jetta watched me slowly wrap Roy Orbison in clingfilm.

by mal June 21, 2004

Kep

An endangered and rare hippo that lives in Hong Kong known to feast on hypocrisy and man-paste. Of very little value.

Well you've changed your tune quickly you little Kep.

by Mal December 12, 2021

chag

a cigarette

I need to go smoke a chag.

by MAL April 27, 2006

redemption

its a word that means something

ummmmmmmmmm .... holy s**t ..... RUN!!!

by mal April 11, 2005

alyson rudkin

A sweet and fun person to be around she isn't shy and likes to take chances when she can, she's a little ninja one minute she will be there the next minute she will be up in a tree, look out for her speed especially when hunting, she is good with a knife,gun,or bow so don't underestimate her.

man 1 : man did you see alyson rudkin get that deer today

man 2 : yeah... she is quick with a knife.

by MAl July 27, 2017

push technology

A method, invented by Wired magazine, of removing all non-advertising content from the internet.

"We'll get more eyeballs if we synergize our core paradigms utilizing push technology."

by mal June 21, 2004