major_delmac's definitions

Newsporn

High intensity -breaking- news that captivates the world and preempts all programming. Unlike most other news, it is recordable and rewatchable.

Osama bin Laden has been killed. CNN MSNBC and C-Span have interrupted their normal coverage to cover the event. My DVR says I'm recording "Unthinkable: The Alzheimer Epidemic", but I know better... I now have the largest newsporn stash on the east coast.

by major_delmac June 2, 2011

coal burner

A rich blonde yuppie who only goes to clubs that play black music so she can find the perfect brother to piss her dad off with.

That girl from the O.C. is a major league coal burner.

by major_delmac February 28, 2005

Cunt Nazi

A woman who attempts to cockblock a potential interracial romantic situation.

Girl #1: Wow, Amber is digging Leroy big time.

Cunt Nazi: Ew! If she doesn't leave him alone I'm going to get her fired.

by major_delmac February 28, 2005

ankle grabber

when a womans ankles are grabbed during sex. can be done by either party.

fuck and get up is how i do them stank hoes. - Ice Cube

by major_delmac March 4, 2005

Good Christian Bitches

1) Any group of female hypocrites. Good Christian Bitches don't necessarily have to be Christian. I'm looking at you Zenobia.

2) see also Southern Belle

1) These good Christian bitches are drunk and making a lot of noise in the backyard after the baseball game.

2)My friend Leroy banged a lot of good Christian bitches when he came home off the GI Bill. There was nothing HQ could do.

by major_delmac April 17, 2011

maradona

to be supremely talented and still get over when your talent is gone. See also: O.J. Simpson. Best viewed by those who live in lands far away from the individual.

maradona gets over again, but his second goal was even better.

by major_delmac March 4, 2005

United Nations Whore

A super hot woman of any race who can speak "proper" in front of white men and "street" in front of black men in order to accomodate her pocketbook more proficiently. Women of this type usually give great head due to their hall of fame caliber tongues. Usually found in dancehalls and strip clubs, females of this kind are rare in America due to its history of anti-miscegenation.

White man: I heard you were talking that for shizzle shit to college boy Tyrone last night. You're just a big old United Nations Whore.

United Nations Whore: May I borrow $1000?

White man: Okay.

by major_delmac March 1, 2005