major_delmac's definitions

fair maiden

A good loving woman. very hot, very loyal. looks out for you when you least expect it. see also unique, magical white girl.

Leroy thought he was in a hollywood movie when the fair maidens surrounded him.

by major_delmac April 20, 2005

magical white girl

A hot caucasian girl who is stalking you quietly and seems to show just when you need her like a mystic monkey wrench.

as soon as I ran out of gas on the interstate, that magical white girl showed up and took me back to her place to get me out of my wet clothes.

by major_delmac April 20, 2005

hottentot blonde

A seriously athletic/buxom blonde chick with big glute muscles and fake tits with nips out to here. women of this type are usually attracted to black men (thus the hottentot aspect) who know how to control her, regardless of his physicality or general disposition toward her.

Amy Fadhli is a hottentot blonde past her prime.

by major_delmac April 4, 2005

rare form

To be in "the zone". To perform with supreme flair and confidence.

"The kid is in rare form tonight."

-Billy in "Purple Rain"

by major_delmac March 31, 2005

Nigger Digger

a woman who is either currently having a romantic liason with a black man of low to mid social status, or considering it quietly.

see also: blonde

That rich blonde in the new Volvo is a Digger of crazy black Niggers.

by major_delmac March 31, 2005

Foreigner

Someone who is fresh off the boat(with or without money) to America and doesn't know it's rude to yell 'Wasabe!' from the third row of a basketball game when Yao Ming makes a free throw. Probably says nigger alot in private as well.

America has loads of no class foreigners who steal all the best girls and they aren't even black!

by major_delmac March 12, 2005

Babymaker

An extremely fertile woman. See also: hot oven.

A woman who loves to make babies.

Daisy was trying her best to bring back the days of seven or more kids per family. She's a real babymaker if there ever was one.

by major_delmac March 12, 2005