major_delmac's definitions

Catfight

What happens when there aren't enough black guys to go around at the frat party.

Amber and Jenna are having a blood feud catfight over Toby.

by major_delmac February 28, 2005

usurper

a woman who is good at stealing men already spoken for. a woman who may or may not be in the process of luring a man into an affair.

Rebecca thought that Jillian's repeated requests to "share audio files" with her fiancee Tyrone was something that only a very skilled usurper would think to do.

by major_delmac March 10, 2005

contrarian

Someone who hates your social views and opinons out of simplicity and ignorance. How sad.

As soon as Jaime voiced her support of interracial marriage she discovered how contrarian her closest friends really were.

by major_delmac September 4, 2006

Google Widow

A woman who hears a man that she's romantically interested in use a phrase she doesn't know the meaning of, and instead of accepting the man's guidance on the subject by asking him, she looks it up on Google or another search engine for the meaning. She thus maintains her independence and self esteem and continues her unconscious pursuit of a lonely life.

That black guy has a lot of Google Widows peeping around corners at him.

by major_delmac March 1, 2005

racist double standard

A nasty by-product of centuries of backwards politics adopted by the rich and fearful.

Leroy: These racist double standards stink. Wanna screw a black nerd with a college degree?

Amber: I'm down!

by major_delmac February 28, 2005

Blonde Lockout

When your local upscale gentlemen's club all of a sudden can't find any new blondes to hire. Usually happens right around they time the managers and waitresses are all complaining that there are too many black guys coming into the club.

Mitch: Dammit I'm not hiring any more hot girls until we get rid of this guy. Implementing emergency plan Blonde Lockout NOW.

Waitress: I am so wet right now?

DJ: Coming to the stage, Miss Bulgaria 2001-2005. Rock on!

by major_delmac April 22, 2011

Brazilian Superslut

A rich Brazilian Immigrant who is one part Sonia Braga, one part Gisele and one part Joana Prado. Usually a big fan of American hip hop. Loves to keep it real.

Leroy: You see dat Brazilian Superslut over dere? Dat be my wifie.

Tyler: You the man.

by major_delmac February 28, 2005