major_delmac's definitions

Brazilian Superslut

A rich Brazilian Immigrant who is one part Sonia Braga, one part Gisele and one part Joana Prado. Usually a big fan of American hip hop. Loves to keep it real.

Leroy: You see dat Brazilian Superslut over dere? Dat be my wifie.

Tyler: You the man.

by major_delmac February 28, 2005

Bunny Bagger

a black guy who gets a lot of Playboy quality poon.

That Marcus, he sure bags the bunnys. They don't even know he's Ruben Studdard's cousin.

by major_delmac March 1, 2005

Blonde Lockout

When your local upscale gentlemen's club all of a sudden can't find any new blondes to hire. Usually happens right around they time the managers and waitresses are all complaining that there are too many black guys coming into the club.

Mitch: Dammit I'm not hiring any more hot girls until we get rid of this guy. Implementing emergency plan Blonde Lockout NOW.

Waitress: I am so wet right now?

DJ: Coming to the stage, Miss Bulgaria 2001-2005. Rock on!

by major_delmac April 22, 2011

Pope-A-Dope

A failed death vigil. What happens when the media thinks the Pope or other aging world figure is getting ready to die and then he doesn't, thus wasting a lot of news time. Based on a fighting style once used by boxer Muhammad Ali known as the "Rope-A-Dope".

I missed the last episode of Red and Meth because of the Pope-A-Dope on CNN.

by major_delmac March 1, 2005

blondes

Women who are weak for rap music, french Jazz musicians and spoken word artists.

Those blondes in Dallas just won't quit trying.

by major_delmac February 28, 2005

Blondie

The woman who is submissive to Dagwood in the comic strip. Also describes super hot stripper types who like hip hop music and soul food cooks.

Blondie needs to get off of Cedric the Entertainer's jock. Please hurry up and take him home because it's bad for business.

by major_delmac May 13, 2005

Blonde

A stripper or stripper-in-training.

That blonde just gave me a lapdance and asked me for a ride home.

by major_delmac February 28, 2005