major_delmac's definitions

Pope-A-Dope

A failed death vigil. What happens when the media thinks the Pope or other aging world figure is getting ready to die and then he doesn't, thus wasting a lot of news time. Based on a fighting style once used by boxer Muhammad Ali known as the "Rope-A-Dope".

I missed the last episode of Red and Meth because of the Pope-A-Dope on CNN.

by major_delmac March 1, 2005

blondes

Women who are weak for rap music, french Jazz musicians and spoken word artists.

Those blondes in Dallas just won't quit trying.

by major_delmac February 28, 2005

rare form

To be in "the zone". To perform with supreme flair and confidence.

"The kid is in rare form tonight."

-Billy in "Purple Rain"

by major_delmac March 31, 2005

usurper

a woman who is good at stealing men already spoken for. a woman who may or may not be in the process of luring a man into an affair.

Rebecca thought that Jillian's repeated requests to "share audio files" with her fiancee Tyrone was something that only a very skilled usurper would think to do.

by major_delmac March 10, 2005

Measurement Blonde

A blonde who gets off on giving black guys head so she can compare dick sizes.

Yo dat blonde took me measurement fo shizzle... wait, what am I saying, I'm an accountant!

by major_delmac March 1, 2005

D.W. Griffith

The first Klansman to effectively fool common american citizens into hating black men though the use of a propaganda film entitled "Birth of a Nation".

D.W. Griffith stole that woman's pocketbook.

by major_delmac March 1, 2005

United Nations Whore

A super hot woman of any race who can speak "proper" in front of white men and "street" in front of black men in order to accomodate her pocketbook more proficiently. Women of this type usually give great head due to their hall of fame caliber tongues. Usually found in dancehalls and strip clubs, females of this kind are rare in America due to its history of anti-miscegenation.

White man: I heard you were talking that for shizzle shit to college boy Tyrone last night. You're just a big old United Nations Whore.

United Nations Whore: May I borrow $1000?

White man: Okay.

by major_delmac March 1, 2005