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Definitions by major_delmac

southern belle 

newly defined as a refined white lady who is attracted to men of family status regardless of race.

scarlett o'hara, contrary to popular belief, was NOT a true southern belle because she gave her first husband a handjob to get the money to save her house and her second husband was the biggest whorecollector in town. this smacks of prostitution. many southern women believe they are southern belles but are actually just fat wiccans.
southern belles don't have to let black guys in through the back door anymore.

the woman at the End of Gone with the wind never admitted defeat and was alone when the credits rolled. The End.
southern belle by major_delmac July 11, 2006

Benedict XVI 

A Pope with a no nonsense name and attitude. Still trying to make personal amends for being a hitler youth.
Under Benedict XVI, the catholic girls will be even hotter.

On your knees, you dirty little pig.
Benedict XVI by major_delmac June 16, 2006

Slick Willie Bigot 

One who tries get get away with racism on the sly/without getting ostracized by the moneymaking world.
I just came up with 10 euphamisms for nigger that I can yell out at a Rucker Park All Star Basketball Game. I am such a Slick Willie Bigot!

Rent-a-Girl 

A Strip Club. Location where women actively seek out fat black pimps. Olympic Garden and Crazy Horse II in Las Vegas Nevada qualify as examples.
So I was down at my local Rent-a-Girl last week and picked up a hot young tender. I think she wants to pay me.
Rent-a-Girl by major_delmac May 13, 2005
The woman who is submissive to Dagwood in the comic strip. Also describes super hot stripper types who like hip hop music and soul food cooks.
Blondie needs to get off of Cedric the Entertainer's jock. Please hurry up and take him home because it's bad for business.
Blondie by major_delmac May 13, 2005

soul pole dodger 

One who is owned by one or more Cunt Nazis. See Cunt Nazi
That little soul pole dodger just struck out. Fat Tyrone made her cum 3 times and wash his dirty underwear.

sucka free

a female in the state of loneliness and despair. to imitate a state of tragedy and/or delusion that you are happier with a trashy dildo.
Man: Say ho, how much for head?

Girl: For you, I sucka free!
sucka free by major_delmac April 28, 2005