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A good loving woman. very hot, very loyal. looks out for you when you least expect it. see also unique, magical white girl.
by major_delmac April 20, 2005
Get the fair maiden mug.A hot caucasian girl who is stalking you quietly and seems to show just when you need her like a mystic monkey wrench.
as soon as I ran out of gas on the interstate, that magical white girl showed up and took me back to her place to get me out of my wet clothes.
by major_delmac April 20, 2005
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by major_delmac June 16, 2006
Get the Benedict XVI mug.a female in the state of loneliness and despair. to imitate a state of tragedy and/or delusion that you are happier with a trashy dildo.
by major_delmac April 28, 2005
Get the sucka free mug.what the father of a rich single broad uses as a bribe to get a man to marry her crabby little ass. see also: money. Similar, but not to be confused with a shotgun wedding.
apu: I will give you a dowry of 10 sacred cows to marry my desi, the spoiled little airhead she is.
Leroy: fo shizzle my bollyizzle.
Leroy: fo shizzle my bollyizzle.
by major_delmac March 7, 2005
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Rebecca thought that Jillian's repeated requests to "share audio files" with her fiancee Tyrone was something that only a very skilled usurper would think to do.
by major_delmac March 10, 2005
Get the usurper mug.Someone who is fresh off the boat(with or without money) to America and doesn't know it's rude to yell 'Wasabe!' from the third row of a basketball game when Yao Ming makes a free throw. Probably says nigger alot in private as well.
by major_delmac March 12, 2005
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