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blondes

Women who are weak for rap music, french Jazz musicians and spoken word artists.
Those blondes in Dallas just won't quit trying.
by major_delmac February 28, 2005
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Pope-A-Dope

A failed death vigil. What happens when the media thinks the Pope or other aging world figure is getting ready to die and then he doesn't, thus wasting a lot of news time. Based on a fighting style once used by boxer Muhammad Ali known as the "Rope-A-Dope".
I missed the last episode of Red and Meth because of the Pope-A-Dope on CNN.
by major_delmac March 1, 2005
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usurper

a woman who is good at stealing men already spoken for. a woman who may or may not be in the process of luring a man into an affair.
Rebecca thought that Jillian's repeated requests to "share audio files" with her fiancee Tyrone was something that only a very skilled usurper would think to do.
by major_delmac March 10, 2005
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Slick Willie Bigot

One who tries get get away with racism on the sly/without getting ostracized by the moneymaking world.
I just came up with 10 euphamisms for nigger that I can yell out at a Rucker Park All Star Basketball Game. I am such a Slick Willie Bigot!
by major_delmac May 13, 2005
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Ruben Studdard Fan

A spoiled southern drama queen. A girl who must make tragedy out of every incident in her life so she can lock herself in her room, cry and listen to her Ruben Studdard CDs.
Misty got turned down by Playboy and now she's a Ruben Studdard fan.
by major_delmac March 1, 2005
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Blondie

The woman who is submissive to Dagwood in the comic strip. Also describes super hot stripper types who like hip hop music and soul food cooks.
Blondie needs to get off of Cedric the Entertainer's jock. Please hurry up and take him home because it's bad for business.
by major_delmac May 13, 2005
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magical white girl

A hot caucasian girl who is stalking you quietly and seems to show just when you need her like a mystic monkey wrench.
as soon as I ran out of gas on the interstate, that magical white girl showed up and took me back to her place to get me out of my wet clothes.
by major_delmac April 20, 2005
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