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blondes

Women who are weak for rap music, french Jazz musicians and spoken word artists.
Those blondes in Dallas just won't quit trying.
by major_delmac February 28, 2005
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Ruben Studdard Fan

A spoiled southern drama queen. A girl who must make tragedy out of every incident in her life so she can lock herself in her room, cry and listen to her Ruben Studdard CDs.
Misty got turned down by Playboy and now she's a Ruben Studdard fan.
by major_delmac March 1, 2005
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magical white girl

A hot caucasian girl who is stalking you quietly and seems to show just when you need her like a mystic monkey wrench.
as soon as I ran out of gas on the interstate, that magical white girl showed up and took me back to her place to get me out of my wet clothes.
by major_delmac April 20, 2005
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Benedict XVI

A Pope with a no nonsense name and attitude. Still trying to make personal amends for being a hitler youth.
Under Benedict XVI, the catholic girls will be even hotter.

On your knees, you dirty little pig.
by major_delmac June 16, 2006
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southern belle

newly defined as a refined white lady who is attracted to men of family status regardless of race.

scarlett o'hara, contrary to popular belief, was NOT a true southern belle because she gave her first husband a handjob to get the money to save her house and her second husband was the biggest whorecollector in town. this smacks of prostitution. many southern women believe they are southern belles but are actually just fat wiccans.
southern belles don't have to let black guys in through the back door anymore.

the woman at the End of Gone with the wind never admitted defeat and was alone when the credits rolled. The End.
by major_delmac July 11, 2006
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racist double standard

A nasty by-product of centuries of backwards politics adopted by the rich and fearful.
Leroy: These racist double standards stink. Wanna screw a black nerd with a college degree?

Amber: I'm down!
by major_delmac February 28, 2005
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love and touch

Your lady on the side. A mistress. Your down low woman. Unlike a wife or girlfriend, all she ever wants to do is love and touch you.
Major League Player: Gisele is my love and Touch.

Leo: I am mortified. Damn you, Flavor Flav!
by major_delmac March 1, 2005
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