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by major_delmac February 28, 2005
Get the blondes mug.A spoiled southern drama queen. A girl who must make tragedy out of every incident in her life so she can lock herself in her room, cry and listen to her Ruben Studdard CDs.
by major_delmac March 1, 2005
Get the Ruben Studdard Fan mug.A hot caucasian girl who is stalking you quietly and seems to show just when you need her like a mystic monkey wrench.
as soon as I ran out of gas on the interstate, that magical white girl showed up and took me back to her place to get me out of my wet clothes.
by major_delmac April 20, 2005
Get the magical white girl mug.A Pope with a no nonsense name and attitude. Still trying to make personal amends for being a hitler youth.
by major_delmac June 16, 2006
Get the Benedict XVI mug.newly defined as a refined white lady who is attracted to men of family status regardless of race.
scarlett o'hara, contrary to popular belief, was NOT a true southern belle because she gave her first husband a handjob to get the money to save her house and her second husband was the biggest whorecollector in town. this smacks of prostitution. many southern women believe they are southern belles but are actually just fat wiccans.
scarlett o'hara, contrary to popular belief, was NOT a true southern belle because she gave her first husband a handjob to get the money to save her house and her second husband was the biggest whorecollector in town. this smacks of prostitution. many southern women believe they are southern belles but are actually just fat wiccans.
southern belles don't have to let black guys in through the back door anymore.
the woman at the End of Gone with the wind never admitted defeat and was alone when the credits rolled. The End.
the woman at the End of Gone with the wind never admitted defeat and was alone when the credits rolled. The End.
by major_delmac July 11, 2006
Get the southern belle mug.Leroy: These racist double standards stink. Wanna screw a black nerd with a college degree?
Amber: I'm down!
Amber: I'm down!
by major_delmac February 28, 2005
Get the racist double standard mug.Your lady on the side. A mistress. Your down low woman. Unlike a wife or girlfriend, all she ever wants to do is love and touch you.
by major_delmac March 1, 2005
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