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southern belle

newly defined as a refined white lady who is attracted to men of family status regardless of race.

scarlett o'hara, contrary to popular belief, was NOT a true southern belle because she gave her first husband a handjob to get the money to save her house and her second husband was the biggest whorecollector in town. this smacks of prostitution. many southern women believe they are southern belles but are actually just fat wiccans.
southern belles don't have to let black guys in through the back door anymore.

the woman at the End of Gone with the wind never admitted defeat and was alone when the credits rolled. The End.
by major_delmac July 11, 2006
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racist double standard

A nasty by-product of centuries of backwards politics adopted by the rich and fearful.
Leroy: These racist double standards stink. Wanna screw a black nerd with a college degree?

Amber: I'm down!
by major_delmac February 28, 2005
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Rent-a-Girl

A Strip Club. Location where women actively seek out fat black pimps. Olympic Garden and Crazy Horse II in Las Vegas Nevada qualify as examples.
So I was down at my local Rent-a-Girl last week and picked up a hot young tender. I think she wants to pay me.
by major_delmac May 13, 2005
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Brazilian Superslut

A rich Brazilian Immigrant who is one part Sonia Braga, one part Gisele and one part Joana Prado. Usually a big fan of American hip hop. Loves to keep it real.
Leroy: You see dat Brazilian Superslut over dere? Dat be my wifie.

Tyler: You the man.
by major_delmac February 28, 2005
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Bunny Bagger

a black guy who gets a lot of Playboy quality poon.
That Marcus, he sure bags the bunnys. They don't even know he's Ruben Studdard's cousin.
by major_delmac March 1, 2005
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Blonde Lockout

When your local upscale gentlemen's club all of a sudden can't find any new blondes to hire. Usually happens right around they time the managers and waitresses are all complaining that there are too many black guys coming into the club.
Mitch: Dammit I'm not hiring any more hot girls until we get rid of this guy. Implementing emergency plan Blonde Lockout NOW.

Waitress: I am so wet right now?

DJ: Coming to the stage, Miss Bulgaria 2001-2005. Rock on!
by major_delmac April 22, 2011
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scum bum

What Buford T Justice calls the bandit on Smokey and the Bandit.
I am Buford T Justice you Scum Bum!
by major_delmac February 28, 2005
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