major_delmac's definitions

Benedict XVI

A Pope with a no nonsense name and attitude. Still trying to make personal amends for being a hitler youth.

Under Benedict XVI, the catholic girls will be even hotter.

On your knees, you dirty little pig.

by major_delmac June 16, 2006

racist double standard

A nasty by-product of centuries of backwards politics adopted by the rich and fearful.

Leroy: These racist double standards stink. Wanna screw a black nerd with a college degree?

Amber: I'm down!

by major_delmac February 28, 2005

Bunny Bagger

a black guy who gets a lot of Playboy quality poon.

That Marcus, he sure bags the bunnys. They don't even know he's Ruben Studdard's cousin.

by major_delmac March 1, 2005

Brazilian Superslut

A rich Brazilian Immigrant who is one part Sonia Braga, one part Gisele and one part Joana Prado. Usually a big fan of American hip hop. Loves to keep it real.

Leroy: You see dat Brazilian Superslut over dere? Dat be my wifie.

Tyler: You the man.

by major_delmac February 28, 2005

Blonde Lockout

When your local upscale gentlemen's club all of a sudden can't find any new blondes to hire. Usually happens right around they time the managers and waitresses are all complaining that there are too many black guys coming into the club.

Mitch: Dammit I'm not hiring any more hot girls until we get rid of this guy. Implementing emergency plan Blonde Lockout NOW.

Waitress: I am so wet right now?

DJ: Coming to the stage, Miss Bulgaria 2001-2005. Rock on!

by major_delmac April 22, 2011

scum bum

What Buford T Justice calls the bandit on Smokey and the Bandit.

I am Buford T Justice you Scum Bum!

by major_delmac February 28, 2005

Pope-A-Dope

A failed death vigil. What happens when the media thinks the Pope or other aging world figure is getting ready to die and then he doesn't, thus wasting a lot of news time. Based on a fighting style once used by boxer Muhammad Ali known as the "Rope-A-Dope".

I missed the last episode of Red and Meth because of the Pope-A-Dope on CNN.

by major_delmac March 1, 2005