major_delmac's definitions

jesse jackson

a black guy who did the same thing white guys do and got everybody mad at him, thus proving he was on the right track.

Don't hate, congratulate.

-Jesse Jackson

by major_delmac March 4, 2005

Nigger Digger

a woman who is either currently having a romantic liason with a black man of low to mid social status, or considering it quietly.

see also: blonde

That rich blonde in the new Volvo is a Digger of crazy black Niggers.

by major_delmac March 31, 2005

Blonde

A stripper or stripper-in-training.

That blonde just gave me a lapdance and asked me for a ride home.

by major_delmac February 28, 2005

Rent-a-Girl

A Strip Club. Location where women actively seek out fat black pimps. Olympic Garden and Crazy Horse II in Las Vegas Nevada qualify as examples.

So I was down at my local Rent-a-Girl last week and picked up a hot young tender. I think she wants to pay me.

by major_delmac May 13, 2005

scum bum

What Buford T Justice calls the bandit on Smokey and the Bandit.

I am Buford T Justice you Scum Bum!

by major_delmac February 28, 2005

Blonde Lockout

When your local upscale gentlemen's club all of a sudden can't find any new blondes to hire. Usually happens right around they time the managers and waitresses are all complaining that there are too many black guys coming into the club.

Mitch: Dammit I'm not hiring any more hot girls until we get rid of this guy. Implementing emergency plan Blonde Lockout NOW.

Waitress: I am so wet right now?

DJ: Coming to the stage, Miss Bulgaria 2001-2005. Rock on!

by major_delmac April 22, 2011

Bunny Bagger

a black guy who gets a lot of Playboy quality poon.

That Marcus, he sure bags the bunnys. They don't even know he's Ruben Studdard's cousin.

by major_delmac March 1, 2005