major_delmac's definitions

maradona

to be supremely talented and still get over when your talent is gone. See also: O.J. Simpson. Best viewed by those who live in lands far away from the individual.

maradona gets over again, but his second goal was even better.

by major_delmac March 4, 2005

Newsporn

High intensity -breaking- news that captivates the world and preempts all programming. Unlike most other news, it is recordable and rewatchable.

Osama bin Laden has been killed. CNN MSNBC and C-Span have interrupted their normal coverage to cover the event. My DVR says I'm recording "Unthinkable: The Alzheimer Epidemic", but I know better... I now have the largest newsporn stash on the east coast.

by major_delmac June 2, 2011

love and touch

Your lady on the side. A mistress. Your down low woman. Unlike a wife or girlfriend, all she ever wants to do is love and touch you.

Major League Player: Gisele is my love and Touch.

Leo: I am mortified. Damn you, Flavor Flav!

by major_delmac March 1, 2005

Cunt Nazi

A woman who attempts to cockblock a potential interracial romantic situation.

Girl #1: Wow, Amber is digging Leroy big time.

Cunt Nazi: Ew! If she doesn't leave him alone I'm going to get her fired.

by major_delmac February 28, 2005

coal burner

A rich blonde yuppie who only goes to clubs that play black music so she can find the perfect brother to piss her dad off with.

That girl from the O.C. is a major league coal burner.

by major_delmac February 28, 2005

ankle grabber

when a womans ankles are grabbed during sex. can be done by either party.

fuck and get up is how i do them stank hoes. - Ice Cube

by major_delmac March 4, 2005

Babymaker

An extremely fertile woman. See also: hot oven.

A woman who loves to make babies.

Daisy was trying her best to bring back the days of seven or more kids per family. She's a real babymaker if there ever was one.

by major_delmac March 12, 2005