major_delmac's definitions

racist double standard

A nasty by-product of centuries of backwards politics adopted by the rich and fearful.

Leroy: These racist double standards stink. Wanna screw a black nerd with a college degree?

Amber: I'm down!

by major_delmac February 28, 2005

dowry

what the father of a rich single broad uses as a bribe to get a man to marry her crabby little ass. see also: money. Similar, but not to be confused with a shotgun wedding.

apu: I will give you a dowry of 10 sacred cows to marry my desi, the spoiled little airhead she is.

Leroy: fo shizzle my bollyizzle.

by major_delmac March 7, 2005

jesse jackson

a black guy who did the same thing white guys do and got everybody mad at him, thus proving he was on the right track.

Don't hate, congratulate.

-Jesse Jackson

by major_delmac March 4, 2005

Nigger Digger

a woman who is either currently having a romantic liason with a black man of low to mid social status, or considering it quietly.

see also: blonde

That rich blonde in the new Volvo is a Digger of crazy black Niggers.

by major_delmac March 31, 2005

ankle grabber

when a womans ankles are grabbed during sex. can be done by either party.

fuck and get up is how i do them stank hoes. - Ice Cube

by major_delmac March 4, 2005

Cunt Nazi

A woman who attempts to cockblock a potential interracial romantic situation.

Girl #1: Wow, Amber is digging Leroy big time.

Cunt Nazi: Ew! If she doesn't leave him alone I'm going to get her fired.

by major_delmac February 28, 2005

Rent-a-Girl

A Strip Club. Location where women actively seek out fat black pimps. Olympic Garden and Crazy Horse II in Las Vegas Nevada qualify as examples.

So I was down at my local Rent-a-Girl last week and picked up a hot young tender. I think she wants to pay me.

by major_delmac May 13, 2005