magicliterati's definitions

Hand me down job

When your older brother gets a hooker and drops an extra $20 so you can have a sloppy seconds hand job.

All I got for my 18th birthday was a hand me down job.

by magicliterati August 26, 2012

Self Stalk

Repeatedly looking at your own online profile, pictures, and posts.

I am such a self stalker. I look at my own profile much more often than I look at any of my friends' profiles.

by Magicliterati March 10, 2012

Spam Box

Asshole.

I put it in her in box and in her spam box last night, if you know what I mean.

by Magicliterati February 7, 2012

nerd tears

When tears run down your face, colliding with an already established snot trail, and the mixture ends up in your open mouth, to your nerdy delight.

Geoffrey cried nerd tears when he met astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson.

by magicliterati March 29, 2014

jinx burp

When 2 or more people burp at the same time.

Me and my friend jinx burped and it scared my cat.

by magicliterati August 26, 2012

boobitch

A woman who wears cleavage bearing outfits then gets angry at people who stare at the presented cleavage.

Mary is such a boobitch! Why does she wear dresses that show so much cleavage if she can't handle the appreciation?

by Magicliterati January 26, 2012

Manx

An impudent, cunning, or boldly flirtatious man. The male version of the word "minx."

She inclined to think she was having to do with an intrepid foreign-bred manx.

by magicliterati August 9, 2013