blahhed

1) Immersed in a lengthy state of apathy.
2) In a state of low mental activity.
3) To be slapped with a stick engraved with blah on it.

I don't know if I can say... I'm just so blahhed.
Wow... that was a stupid and blahhed answer.
::smack:: boy, why have you blahhed me?!

by maelstr0m_X1 April 02, 2005

confubble

1) baffle
2) infatuate
3) to toy with, as emotions
4) to vaguely confuse; vaguely confuzzle

i think i'm speechless
and i'm just confubbled

by maelstr0m_X1 March 22, 2005

sustenance

1. (n) a consumable product that provides sufficient nourishment
2. (n) nutrient(s)
3. (n) FOOD!

so. hungry! need. SUSTENANCE!

by maelstr0m_X1 April 07, 2005

derp cascade

(noun) the resulting effect of derp spreading rapidly between individuals in a group, as a result of hyperstimulation of the derp gland. a single stupid person will be stimulated by something derp-worthy, which will cause them to emanate derp out to their surroundings. other stupid individuals will receive the stimulus and produce the same effect. this continues until an entire population of similarly-minded individuals have become stimulated, which can lead to widespread epic failure. it becomes increasingly more common in societies where intelligence is not respected (e.g. America)

Twilight. I don't need to say anything else. Fucking Twilight. Stephenie Meyer originated the derp signal, which spread like wildfire to its readers, resulting in a derp cascade. There are plenty more examples, but for now, this epitomizes it.

by maelstr0m_X1 July 19, 2012

googlified

Any domain, article, or person that has some mark, ownership, or direct access/link to Google, Inc.

I figured I'd make myself look cool to all my nerdy subjects by placing a Google query bar on my now googlified website.

by maelstr0m_X1 December 28, 2005

mensiversary

Of a significant event, a day that is an exact number of months (to the day, if possible since months have different numbers of days - this conflict obviously doesn't occur with an anniversary) since the event occurred; often preceded by an ordinal number indicating the number of months that have elapsed since the event.
(Keep in mind, this is not a real word, but it could be considered etymologically correct according to Latin and similar derivation to anniversary.)

Could be considered synonymous to lunaversary, a more common fake word for a reoccurring monthly event, but this is less etymologically correct by indirect induction of roots.

WRONG: Happy two-month anniversary!
RIGHT: Happy second mensiversary!

by maelstr0m_X1 November 29, 2006

ifuknowutimean

if you know what I mean

she's just lookin' for a few good men to loosen her up ifuknowutimean

by maelstr0m_X1 May 14, 2022