mad's definitions

cock block

Expecting to get pussy and never recieving any, or getting pussy but never climaxing. Usually caused by interference(friends/company, parents, passing out, etc.)or the female is too tired, has morals, or is not in the mood.

Usually results in blue balls the next day. Blue balls is a temporary condition typified by a sharp pain in the testicles and lower stomach/abdomen area. A sensation similar to that of getting kicked in the balls.

Last night I got cock blocked and this morning I've got a massive case of blue balls. I can't even walk right. Oww!

by MaD April 18, 2005

estrange

Colombian term for the word "strange".

Mira papi this boy's wenis is estrange.

by MaD August 4, 2003

pupito

Nico amazed by the world and trying to share it with you.

Pupito shut up! u r making me dizzy

by Mad February 6, 2004

single barrel pump action yoghurt rifle

another name for your dick,penis,cock,willy, 5th limb, 3rd leg... u get the idea

dont even go there or ill have to whip out my single barrel pump action yoghurt rifle

by mad February 28, 2005

Pre-Pubescent

(Adj.) An individual of approximately 14 years of age, that acts as if he/she were, in fact, 8. Can be extremely annoying.

Alpha Nerd: I AM KING DORK!!!!!!!
Beta Nerd: OMG you're such a pre-pubescent.

by MaD December 9, 2004

Putinha

Portuguese (Brazilian) for "little slut".

Porra cara, essa menina e uma putinha! (Damn dude, that girl is a little slut!)

by MaD August 4, 2003

Grizzly

Function: Adj.

A word to describe ones deteriorated
state of self grooming. A lapse in self maintenance.

1: Man, you've gotta get a haircut, you're lookin' mighty grizzly!

by MaD January 14, 2004