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can't hit your ass with either hand

Unable to accomplish tasks.
You were supposed to finish that yesterday! I swear you can't hit your ass with either hand!
by macput1 April 15, 2016
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fart in a windstorm

When someone is so busy and can't keep still.
She could not sit in her seat in class, she was a fart in a windstorm!
by macput1 April 15, 2016
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