mE's definitions

cock canyon

pussy, vigina,a girls thing for a guy to stick his dick into

Wow, I wanna take a dip into that cock canyon

by me April 20, 2005

Bassoon

The world's coolest instrument. Sounds like a dying duck fart, unless you know how to play. Which I do, so boo-yah. Also, as I've been told many many many many times, it looks like a bong. OK, I get it, move on with your life already.

Random Guy: Hehe... did you know your instrument looks like a bong?

Me: yes, the past 5 people to walk past have said that. But that still doesn't mean you can put drugs in it, you disrespectful bassoon killer.

by Me April 20, 2005

The Killers

Kick-ass awesome band. The fact that they're so popular with the MTV types gives me hope for humanity, that maybe people still do have some taste.

Save some face, you know you've only got one.

by Me April 20, 2005

Mount Saint Mary's College/University

Yeah, uh, Mount Saint Mary's has its ups and downs, but in the long run it kicks more ass then most other schools I've ever been to. So come here, have fun and wake up and do it all again.

water pong kicks ass

by me April 22, 2005

negress

a female black not offencive

That negress has a very nice car!

by me April 22, 2005

nigassist

A nicely dress black man. To say this is very nice.

Were did that nigassist get that great tie i want one too!

by me April 22, 2005

splaazz

that sound a fat guy (or chick) makes when falling into a pool

did you hear that splaazz!? WTF!

by me April 23, 2005