spandex

1. A synthetic fiber or fabric made from a polymer containing polyurethane, used in the manufacture of elastic clothing.


2. Spike/Xander/Lex threesome pairing. I have yet to see this actually occur, but it's fun to think about.

1. Spandex is uncomfortable to wear.

3. I'm writing a Buffy/Smallvill crossover. It's spandex.

by lynx wings April 22, 2005

OFC

Original Female Character inserted into fanfiction. A female OC.

She wrote a story about Snape falling in love with her OFC, Vivian. Unfortunately, Vivian was a Mary-Sue.

by lynx wings April 23, 2005

FCC

A group of people whose chief job is to make entertainment much less entertaining.

The show was so much more fun until the FCC started censoring it -- it used to have lots of sex and nudity, but now it's about a bunch of happy bunnies hopping around and singing!

by lynx wings April 22, 2005

songfic

An often exceedingly craptastic piece of fanfiction which alternates between a story and song lyrics. Not a bad idea by itself, but usually not done very well at all.

I read a songfic last night to 'Sk8er Boi'. I wish to hunt down and torture the author.

by lynx wings April 22, 2005

shoujo ai

The female equivelant of shonen ai. A female/female romance with an emphasis on the 'cute' aspect. No porn, no sex scenes, just adorableness.

"I read an adorable story about Sango and Kagome having crushes on each other. It was the best shoujo ai I've ever read!"

by lynx wings April 22, 2005

OC

Original Character written into fanfiction. Often a Mary-Sue, but occasionally well-written.

She wrote a story about her OC going to Hogwarts.

by lynx wings April 23, 2005

anaconda

n. A large arboreal boa of tropical South America . Anacondas hold the record for heaviest, if the not longest, snakes in the world. Anacondas are constrictors.  The snake squeezes tighter each time its prey breathes out, so the prey cannot breath in again. This goes on until the prey dies of suffocation.

Also can be used as a euphemism for a certain male bit, but this is discouraged as it tends to give the slightly nerdier among us odd mental images of being squeezed to death and devoured by a penis. For most of us, this is not exactly erotic.

Jane saw an Anaconda in the reptile house at the zoo.

by lynx wings April 23, 2005