lynx wings's definitions

lynxita

The godawful.net screen name of the most fantastically amazing person in existance. Namely, me. Also goes by lynx wings or Natalie.

Lynxita is fantasmic!

by lynx wings April 22, 2005

tent

1.A portable shelter made of some sort of cloth stretched over a supporting framework of poles with ropes and pegs.

2. The adultfanfiction.net suggested abbreviation to be put in the summary of a story containing tentacle sex

1. When they went camping, they slept in a tent.

2. The summary for the story read "Buffy meets an interesting monster while patrolling. Anal, DP, Humill, Tent.

by lynx wings April 23, 2005

Mayfield Senior School

A private Catholic school located in Southern California, sometimes refered to as "The Bitches on Bellefontaine." The students and teachers are nice enough, but the administration is Nazi-ish. They give demerits for wearing the wrong colored socks, and they fire all the teachers the students actually like, while retaining the ones who cannot teach. It is in possession of one rather terrifying nun, known as Sister Babs and is partially run by a scary blonde ex-PE teacher.

She went to Mayfield Senior School and was forced to do the Heil Bannan and Babs.

by lynx wings April 21, 2005

Lola

Lola is a female name of spanish origin, meaning "strong woman." Lola is a lovely name, but carries with it the unfortunate nickname "Lolita."

My can is named Lola.

by lynx wings April 23, 2005

Jewnitarian

A combination of Jew and Universalist Unitarian.

My neighbor is a Universalist Unitarian and her boyfriend is Jewish. They are having a Jewnitarian wedding.

by lynx wings April 24, 2005

Luna

1. Feminine name meaning "moon."

2. The mascot of New Moon magazine.

1. They decided to name their daughter Luna because she was born on a full moon.

3. When writing a letter to New Moon, she started it off "Dear Luna . . ."

by lynx wings April 22, 2005

anaconda

n. A large arboreal boa of tropical South America . Anacondas hold the record for heaviest, if the not longest, snakes in the world. Anacondas are constrictors.  The snake squeezes tighter each time its prey breathes out, so the prey cannot breath in again. This goes on until the prey dies of suffocation.

Also can be used as a euphemism for a certain male bit, but this is discouraged as it tends to give the slightly nerdier among us odd mental images of being squeezed to death and devoured by a penis. For most of us, this is not exactly erotic.

Jane saw an Anaconda in the reptile house at the zoo.

by lynx wings April 23, 2005