lynx wings's definitions

Mayfield Senior School

A private Catholic school located in Southern California, sometimes refered to as "The Bitches on Bellefontaine." The students and teachers are nice enough, but the administration is Nazi-ish. They give demerits for wearing the wrong colored socks, and they fire all the teachers the students actually like, while retaining the ones who cannot teach. It is in possession of one rather terrifying nun, known as Sister Babs and is partially run by a scary blonde ex-PE teacher.

She went to Mayfield Senior School and was forced to do the Heil Bannan and Babs.

by lynx wings April 21, 2005

thing

'Thing' is a rather useful little word that can be substituted for most nouns or noun clauses. It's main uses are:

1. An object you can't remember or don't know the name of.

2. An interest or area of knowledge

3. A penis.

4. An engagement or appointment.

5. A romantic relationship.

6. Used in any variation on "there is this thing where ______" which is used as a filler.

1. "Hey, could you pass that blue thing?

2. "I don't know if you should cut your hair or not. Ask Lola. Style is her thing."

3.
Slut: So he took off his pants, and I saw his thing!
Strumpet: Was it a big thing or a small thing?
Harlot: Oh, I've done him before. He has a medium-sized thing.

4. We couldn't see the movie on Thursday because she had a thing.

5. They had a thing for a while, but they broke up.

6. At the mall there's this thing where you can get your picture taken.

by lynx wings April 23, 2005

spandex

1. A synthetic fiber or fabric made from a polymer containing polyurethane, used in the manufacture of elastic clothing.


2. Spike/Xander/Lex threesome pairing. I have yet to see this actually occur, but it's fun to think about.

1. Spandex is uncomfortable to wear.

3. I'm writing a Buffy/Smallvill crossover. It's spandex.

by lynx wings April 22, 2005

Bob Jones University

An very conservative Christian university with a very ironic abbreviation.

She's going to BJU next year.

by lynx wings April 22, 2005

OFC

Original Female Character inserted into fanfiction. A female OC.

She wrote a story about Snape falling in love with her OFC, Vivian. Unfortunately, Vivian was a Mary-Sue.

by lynx wings April 23, 2005

Lola

Lola is a female name of spanish origin, meaning "strong woman." Lola is a lovely name, but carries with it the unfortunate nickname "Lolita."

My can is named Lola.

by lynx wings April 23, 2005

Jewnitarian

A combination of Jew and Universalist Unitarian.

My neighbor is a Universalist Unitarian and her boyfriend is Jewish. They are having a Jewnitarian wedding.

by lynx wings April 24, 2005