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Mayfield Senior School

A private Catholic school located in Southern California, sometimes refered to as "The Bitches on Bellefontaine." The students and teachers are nice enough, but the administration is Nazi-ish. They give demerits for wearing the wrong colored socks, and they fire all the teachers the students actually like, while retaining the ones who cannot teach. It is in possession of one rather terrifying nun, known as Sister Babs and is partially run by a scary blonde ex-PE teacher.
She went to Mayfield Senior School and was forced to do the Heil Bannan and Babs.
by lynx wings April 21, 2005
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tryna

Trying to.

Spoken out loud often, but only ever written down by the extremely lazy or the extremely eager to be percieved as ghetto.
Leave me alone! I'm tryna do my homework!
by lynx wings April 23, 2005
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thing

'Thing' is a rather useful little word that can be substituted for most nouns or noun clauses. It's main uses are:

1. An object you can't remember or don't know the name of.

2. An interest or area of knowledge

3. A penis.

4. An engagement or appointment.

5. A romantic relationship.

6. Used in any variation on "there is this thing where ______" which is used as a filler.
1. "Hey, could you pass that blue thing?

2. "I don't know if you should cut your hair or not. Ask Lola. Style is her thing."

3.
Slut: So he took off his pants, and I saw his thing!
Strumpet: Was it a big thing or a small thing?
Harlot: Oh, I've done him before. He has a medium-sized thing.

4. We couldn't see the movie on Thursday because she had a thing.

5. They had a thing for a while, but they broke up.

6. At the mall there's this thing where you can get your picture taken.
by lynx wings April 23, 2005
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spandex

1. A synthetic fiber or fabric made from a polymer containing polyurethane, used in the manufacture of elastic clothing.


2. Spike/Xander/Lex threesome pairing. I have yet to see this actually occur, but it's fun to think about.
1. Spandex is uncomfortable to wear.

3. I'm writing a Buffy/Smallvill crossover. It's spandex.
by lynx wings April 22, 2005
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OFC

Original Female Character inserted into fanfiction. A female OC.
She wrote a story about Snape falling in love with her OFC, Vivian. Unfortunately, Vivian was a Mary-Sue.
by lynx wings April 23, 2005
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Mary-Sue

A female character who is so perfect that she is annoying. The name originated in a very short Star Trek story that mocked the sort of female characters who showed up in fanfiction. It usually refers to original female characters put into fanfiction, but can refer to any character.

Mary-Sues are characters who are usually extraordinarily gorgeous, amazingly talented, unusually powerful, and exceedingly attractive to whoever the author has a crush on. They often possess ridiculously fancy and pretentious first names -- Angel, Raven, Jewel, Lorelei Bianca Julia Marizza Snape -- and are very, very annoying.

Mary-Sue is often abbreviated to 'Sue.' The male equivelant is either Marty-Stu or Gary-Stu.
Your Buffy fanfic has a problem. Her name is Alayne Lorelei Gemma Jeshika Shanna, she has violet eyes and raven hair, curves in all the right places, is more powerful than Willow and a better fighter than Buffy and Faith combined, AND Spike is in love with her. She's a total Mary-Sue, and she's really annoying!"
by lynx wings April 22, 2005
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adultfanfiction.net

Sometimes referred to as the Pit of The Über-Voles or AFF.net It is not, in fact, located at adultfanfiction.net, but has a lengthy web address and must be found through googling. It is a website hosting mostly fanfiction, but including RPF and original. Every story is porn. It is home to an astounding amount of NC-17 badfic.
She visited adultfanfiction.net and read a lemon between Spike and Buffy.
by lynx wings April 23, 2005
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