lynx wings's definitions

Mayfield Senior School

A private Catholic school located in Southern California, sometimes refered to as "The Bitches on Bellefontaine." The students and teachers are nice enough, but the administration is Nazi-ish. They give demerits for wearing the wrong colored socks, and they fire all the teachers the students actually like, while retaining the ones who cannot teach. It is in possession of one rather terrifying nun, known as Sister Babs and is partially run by a scary blonde ex-PE teacher.

She went to Mayfield Senior School and was forced to do the Heil Bannan and Babs.

by lynx wings April 21, 2005

lynxita

The godawful.net screen name of the most fantastically amazing person in existance. Namely, me. Also goes by lynx wings or Natalie.

Lynxita is fantasmic!

by lynx wings April 22, 2005

FCC

A group of people whose chief job is to make entertainment much less entertaining.

The show was so much more fun until the FCC started censoring it -- it used to have lots of sex and nudity, but now it's about a bunch of happy bunnies hopping around and singing!

by lynx wings April 22, 2005

songfic

An often exceedingly craptastic piece of fanfiction which alternates between a story and song lyrics. Not a bad idea by itself, but usually not done very well at all.

I read a songfic last night to 'Sk8er Boi'. I wish to hunt down and torture the author.

by lynx wings April 22, 2005

Bob Jones University

An very conservative Christian university with a very ironic abbreviation.

She's going to BJU next year.

by lynx wings April 22, 2005

OMGWTFBBQ

Used to parody the overuse of various internet abbreviations such as LOL, OMG, WTF, IM, etc. Literally means "Oh my god. What the fuck. Barbecue.

She mocked the ten year old on AIM by typing: "ORLI IS OMG SOOOO HAWT!!! OMGWTFBBQ!!!!1111!!"

by lynx wings April 22, 2005

shonen ai

Literally means "boy love." Slash with an emphasis on "awwww . . . cute!" Not to be confused with yaoi, which is graphic male/male porn. Shonen ai is generally fluffy and not particularly explicit.

I read the most adorable shonen ai Harry Potter fanfiction the other day . . . It was Lupin/Sirius, set in their school days. They were playing wizard chess and wound up kissing. Lupin is so cute when he blushes!

by lynx wings April 22, 2005