lynx wings's definitions

Spander

In the Buffy fandom, a pairing between Spike and Xander.

Anna writes Spander, because she thinks Spike and Xander are destined to be together.

by lynx wings April 22, 2005

spongebob

Sentinent sponge cartoon character who promotes the gay agenda and makes fundies all around the world very, very angry. Good sponge!

Spongebob mocks the fundamentalists with his homosexuality.

by lynx wings April 22, 2005

Mayfield Senior School

A private Catholic school located in Southern California, sometimes refered to as "The Bitches on Bellefontaine." The students and teachers are nice enough, but the administration is Nazi-ish. They give demerits for wearing the wrong colored socks, and they fire all the teachers the students actually like, while retaining the ones who cannot teach. It is in possession of one rather terrifying nun, known as Sister Babs and is partially run by a scary blonde ex-PE teacher.

She went to Mayfield Senior School and was forced to do the Heil Bannan and Babs.

by lynx wings April 21, 2005

mindfuck

1. To mess with someone's mind until they are quite confused.

2. A thankfully obscure type of porn that occasionally shows up in fanfiction where a penis is inserted into a hole drilled in someone's skull. No, don't go looking for this. It's scary.

1. She mindfucked him so badly that he commited suicide.

2. I read a Lucius/Draco mindfuck and then I threw up.

by lynx wings April 23, 2005

shonen ai

Literally means "boy love." Slash with an emphasis on "awwww . . . cute!" Not to be confused with yaoi, which is graphic male/male porn. Shonen ai is generally fluffy and not particularly explicit.

I read the most adorable shonen ai Harry Potter fanfiction the other day . . . It was Lupin/Sirius, set in their school days. They were playing wizard chess and wound up kissing. Lupin is so cute when he blushes!

by lynx wings April 22, 2005

adultfanfiction.net

Sometimes referred to as the Pit of The Über-Voles or AFF.net It is not, in fact, located at adultfanfiction.net, but has a lengthy web address and must be found through googling. It is a website hosting mostly fanfiction, but including RPF and original. Every story is porn. It is home to an astounding amount of NC-17 badfic.

She visited adultfanfiction.net and read a lemon between Spike and Buffy.

by lynx wings April 23, 2005

Mary-Sue

A female character who is so perfect that she is annoying. The name originated in a very short Star Trek story that mocked the sort of female characters who showed up in fanfiction. It usually refers to original female characters put into fanfiction, but can refer to any character.

Mary-Sues are characters who are usually extraordinarily gorgeous, amazingly talented, unusually powerful, and exceedingly attractive to whoever the author has a crush on. They often possess ridiculously fancy and pretentious first names -- Angel, Raven, Jewel, Lorelei Bianca Julia Marizza Snape -- and are very, very annoying.

Mary-Sue is often abbreviated to 'Sue.' The male equivelant is either Marty-Stu or Gary-Stu.

Your Buffy fanfic has a problem. Her name is Alayne Lorelei Gemma Jeshika Shanna, she has violet eyes and raven hair, curves in all the right places, is more powerful than Willow and a better fighter than Buffy and Faith combined, AND Spike is in love with her. She's a total Mary-Sue, and she's really annoying!"

by lynx wings April 22, 2005