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FCC

A group of people whose chief job is to make entertainment much less entertaining.
The show was so much more fun until the FCC started censoring it -- it used to have lots of sex and nudity, but now it's about a bunch of happy bunnies hopping around and singing!
by lynx wings April 22, 2005
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thing

'Thing' is a rather useful little word that can be substituted for most nouns or noun clauses. It's main uses are:

1. An object you can't remember or don't know the name of.

2. An interest or area of knowledge

3. A penis.

4. An engagement or appointment.

5. A romantic relationship.

6. Used in any variation on "there is this thing where ______" which is used as a filler.
1. "Hey, could you pass that blue thing?

2. "I don't know if you should cut your hair or not. Ask Lola. Style is her thing."

3.
Slut: So he took off his pants, and I saw his thing!
Strumpet: Was it a big thing or a small thing?
Harlot: Oh, I've done him before. He has a medium-sized thing.

4. We couldn't see the movie on Thursday because she had a thing.

5. They had a thing for a while, but they broke up.

6. At the mall there's this thing where you can get your picture taken.
by lynx wings April 23, 2005
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spandex

1. A synthetic fiber or fabric made from a polymer containing polyurethane, used in the manufacture of elastic clothing.


2. Spike/Xander/Lex threesome pairing. I have yet to see this actually occur, but it's fun to think about.
1. Spandex is uncomfortable to wear.

3. I'm writing a Buffy/Smallvill crossover. It's spandex.
by lynx wings April 22, 2005
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songfic

An often exceedingly craptastic piece of fanfiction which alternates between a story and song lyrics. Not a bad idea by itself, but usually not done very well at all.
I read a songfic last night to 'Sk8er Boi'. I wish to hunt down and torture the author.
by lynx wings April 22, 2005
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lynxita

The godawful.net screen name of the most fantastically amazing person in existance. Namely, me. Also goes by lynx wings or Natalie.
Lynxita is fantasmic!
by lynx wings April 22, 2005
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Tarragon

1. An aromatic Eurasian herb (Artemisia dracunculus) having linear to lance-shaped leaves and small, whitish-green flower heads arranged in loose, spreading panicles. The plant was introduced to Europe  in the late Middle Ages and to Britain around 1548 although no-one knows exactly when the aromatic varieties were first bred. The name Tarragon is a corruption of the French Esdragon, derived from the Latin Dracunculus (a little dragon) a name which was given to the plant due to its root system which coils like a dragon. It is often used in salads or to flavor various dishes.

2. The leaves of this plant used as a seasoning.
"Mmm, this chicken is yummy. What did you put on it?"

"Tarragon."

"I love Tarragon. My mum puts it in salad."

"Really? Do you have a good recipe?"

"Sure. Pass the chicken."
by lynx wings April 22, 2005
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spongebob

Sentinent sponge cartoon character who promotes the gay agenda and makes fundies all around the world very, very angry. Good sponge!
Spongebob mocks the fundamentalists with his homosexuality.
by lynx wings April 22, 2005
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