lucy's definitions

by the slug and the lettuce

adverbial phrase:

hierarchally, the dark forces above.

sorry, this Purchase Order cannot go, it needs to be approved by the slug and lettuce.

by lucy February 24, 2005

patchouli

Hippie perfume ... smells like forest, pot and snuggling

This summer smelled like cigarettes and patchouli.

by Lucy October 22, 2004

tosser

V. Tosser, one who tosses an object or thing. Most commonly implied as an insulate in Britain for one who masturbates, similar to the American slang word “jerk”

Also see wanker

"Jerry, toss me the ball"

"Oh Jerry you are a tosser

by Lucy May 29, 2003

Boy Meets World

THE BEST THING about 1993 and one of the best sitcoms EVAR

I watced Boy Meets World religiously when I was in middle school.

by Lucy April 21, 2005

scram

welsh for a scratch. but not any old scratch, its a bitchy, lashing-out type scratch. Or a scratch that gets you serveral times in one go.

'Ah crap I scrammed my leg on that bramble' or 'the bitch scrammed my face'

by Lucy November 9, 2003

Speshmal

Comes from a girl (me) who got tired of saying 'special' and spelling it. So instead was inspired to make it speshmal.

Lucy: "I'm very speshmal."

by Lucy April 13, 2005

gouranga

cult-like religion stemming from Hare Krishna whose monks harass innocents in the street to give them money in return for gouranga badges, stickers, books and CDs. They believe women should be subordinate to men; they are against abortion; they condemn Christians, Communists and Cow Killers (and in fact devote an entire chapter of their book to this); they are vegan and believe Meat Is Murder; Most of society's problems are caused by women's failure to accept that they are inferior to men.
Don't be fooled by the slogan, "Say Gouranga and be Happy" - they want you to live a miserable communal life of misery and love it.

Example lyrics of two songs from their CD:
"Consciousness gives you conscience, man, consciousness gives you conscience, man..."
"We don't die, when the body dies, we live on, in another form...we don't die when the body dies... we live on in another form"

by Lucy November 11, 2004