lucy's definitions

Smoove B

1. A columnist for the Onion, known for his overly detailed paragraphs with a non-detailed sentence as an afterthought while describing dates.
2. A guy who is overly fawning, and usually wants to get into your pants and then find another girl.

1. Smoove B is funny.
2. While Norberto may not have been a Smoove B like his friend Omarion, at least he had a steady girlfriend.

by Lucy March 14, 2005

Hacker

What people consider themselves just because they know basic computer programs. Using dumb terms like "leet" doesn't make you a hacker

The average hacker probably wouldn't refer to themself as a hacker.

by Lucy November 8, 2004

scram

welsh for a scratch. but not any old scratch, its a bitchy, lashing-out type scratch. Or a scratch that gets you serveral times in one go.

'Ah crap I scrammed my leg on that bramble' or 'the bitch scrammed my face'

by Lucy November 9, 2003

top

a blow job or giving a guy head

yo she gave me top last nite but im a jerk so im never gonna call her

by lucy September 26, 2004

Knewdnee

Your best friend, if you are true best friends they are your 'knewdnee'. Comes from the word cutie. When you are in a happy mood you call your best friend your knewdnee.

"Im sorry about today, can we be best friends again?"
"Ofcourse, KNEWDNEE!!! :-)"
"Awww you little knewdnee :-)"

by Lucy November 30, 2005

Chavette

A chavette is the female equal to a chav.

They are spotted for having a council house facelift or hair tyed back with loads of mouse and or hairspray. They wear big hoop earings and necklaces with the clown or doll on. They sometimes wear 'stripy jumpers'-(fred perry, henry lloyd etc) they usually smoke fatall to teenage pregnacys and speak the chav language they also wear rockports and burberry purfume etc

by Lucy January 10, 2005

wallybagged

really drunk; fucked up

Man, last night you were so wallybagged

by Lucy October 20, 2004