lucy's definitions

Chavette

A chavette is the female equal to a chav.

They are spotted for having a council house facelift or hair tyed back with loads of mouse and or hairspray. They wear big hoop earings and necklaces with the clown or doll on. They sometimes wear 'stripy jumpers'-(fred perry, henry lloyd etc) they usually smoke fatall to teenage pregnacys and speak the chav language they also wear rockports and burberry purfume etc

by Lucy January 10, 2005

patchouli

Hippie perfume ... smells like forest, pot and snuggling

This summer smelled like cigarettes and patchouli.

by Lucy October 22, 2004

tosser

V. Tosser, one who tosses an object or thing. Most commonly implied as an insulate in Britain for one who masturbates, similar to the American slang word “jerk”

Also see wanker

"Jerry, toss me the ball"

"Oh Jerry you are a tosser

by Lucy May 29, 2003

Paris Hilton

1. One who looks like a cross between Big Bird, Montgomery Burns from the Simpsons, and a toucan.
2. See: attention-whore, one who has done nothing to get where she is, no talent, racist, stupid, spoiled.
3. Shallow people believe that those who see her for what she is - a stupid, untalented, skanky, uninteresting, ugly waste of space are fat and ugly and poor.

Nikki Ann: OMG Paris Hilton is so kewl! If u hate her ure fat and ugly and poor and jellous!
Me: I'm actually quite skinny, good-looking, and not jealous and not poor.

by Lucy February 24, 2005

minger

A typical Welsh word used to describe an ugly person. Usually the alternative to "hangin'" or "cowface".

Oh my god, you fucking MINGER!

by Lucy July 10, 2004

wallybagged

really drunk; fucked up

Man, last night you were so wallybagged

by Lucy October 20, 2004

shitchouli

too much patchouli. smells like moldy carrot

Yeah we had to spend an entire month to air out his room because it smelled like shitchouli. That crazy hippy.

by Lucy October 22, 2004