louise's definitions

yo hoe

a phrase used by townies and pimps to call their bitches.

yo hoe come here and giv me sum shines now bitch

by louise April 12, 2004

shines

giving oral sex, blow job, head, BJ.

will u give me shines trace?

by louise April 12, 2004

twat faced

wen ur pissed out of your head

she was well twat faced after 10 bacardis

by louise April 12, 2004

spasticated

people with a serious mental health problem. americans, pikeys, townies, vegetarians.

god that american townie is really really spazticated!!!

by louise April 12, 2004

egg head

some 1 with a large egg shaped head

adam oakes

by louise April 13, 2004

benefits

money which the government give to people who have 10 kids with 10 different men. they are usually about 15 years old when they get to this stage. there children are usually pikeys or townies they live on council estates.

lets go get our benfits and then rob a house.

by louise April 14, 2004

townies

teenagers hu wear nike adidas and all that. they dont like grungers, s8rs, moshers, or gay ppl. they are the most h8ful mother fukkas in britain. they think there hard so they start fites 4 no reason.

no1 likes them.

they get pregnant at 12.

they smoke (ino other ppl do!!)

they nick stuff.

they think their in an american gangsta movie and say shit like 'YES BLOOD' ' ENIT GANGSTA'

THEY ARE FUK WITS

yes blood lets go and pregnant and nik sum adidas shit then beat up a goth!!

by louise April 15, 2004