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ass peddler

a person who sells his or herself sexually
Did you see the new ass peddler down on Broadway?
by lotuspanda March 15, 2008
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be a member

Aww man! I have to be a member so bad!
by lotuspanda March 15, 2008
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brain hampster

the hamster that runs on the wheel in your brain making thought possible
I can't think anymore, I think my brain hampster died!
by lotuspanda March 15, 2008
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dawson's creek moment

a moment that is so emotional, sappy, romantic and/or cheesy that it belongs on the sappy TV show dawson's creek with sappy pop music ballads playing in the background
When Julian said he loved me it was a total dawson's creek moment.
by lotuspanda March 15, 2008
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abs

abbreviation for Asshole Behavior Scale. Logarithmic scale from 1 to 10 used to measure how much of an asshole someone is being. Similar to the Richter scale for earthquakes with each whole number representing intensity 10 times greater than the next lower number
Someone crashes into your car and is flipping out at you, you reply...
"Dude, on an abs you're a 9"
by lotuspanda March 15, 2008
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calipso

Ew! Gross! Mrs. D totally has a calipso going on!
by lotuspanda March 15, 2008
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facelike

having general agreeable and considerate behavior; to be a good friend
Thanks for holding the door open for me, that's very facelike!
by lotuspanda March 15, 2008
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