lotuspanda's definitions

floor chimes

the collection of empty cans and bottles under the driver's seat or passenger side of a car which roll together, producing a soothing jingle-jangle sound when it goes round a corner or up a curb

When we go 'round corners in Senora's car the floor chimes play for us.

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

abs

abbreviation for Asshole Behavior Scale. Logarithmic scale from 1 to 10 used to measure how much of an asshole someone is being. Similar to the Richter scale for earthquakes with each whole number representing intensity 10 times greater than the next lower number

Someone crashes into your car and is flipping out at you, you reply...
"Dude, on an abs you're a 9"

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

circumstantial Intelligence

intellect coming by the wayside, usually a theory supported by a significant quantity of your friends

A: We think Yasreen is preggers
B: and all of you think so?
A: yes
B: hmm this is interesting circumstantial intelligence

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

barbarian method

to fix an imperfection of mechanical nature using brute force

A: How'd you fix the TV?
B: the barbarian method

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

bit

abbreviation for Bitch in Training; preteen or teenage person with too much attitude

omg Ty your lil sis is such a bit!

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

aragorn

the ‘ruggedly hot’ type of male; pertaining to Lord of the Rings pertaining to Viggo Mortensen who played Aragorn in the movies

Oh snap did you see that Aragorn?! Shoot!

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

flippydoo

it works like thingamabob or whatsits; a word for the thing that you can't think of at the moment

Jerek what is this flippydoo?

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008