lotuspanda's definitions

bobble

1. someone who is overly ditzy to the point of not knowing what’s going on around them
2. someone who is tremendously psychotic and slightly ditzy
3. the act of being out of it when thinking of/seeing someone one likes

Emmy was being a bobble at the diner, she spilled her shake on some poor guy

Lucy was being such a bobble the other night because she saw Jim.

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

facelike

having general agreeable and considerate behavior; to be a good friend

Thanks for holding the door open for me, that's very facelike!

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

I can lean to that

Phrase to signify agreement inspired by Down’s ‘Lean Like a Cholo’

1: Dude? Sonic?
2: I can lean to that

by lotuspanda March 13, 2009

ass end of space

some remote location extremely far away; butt fucking egypt; back 40;

Jane: Hey Hailey, where are you parked?
Hailey: *points down the never ending parking lot* oh, you know the ass end of space

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

calipso

a frontal wedgie; camel toe

Ew! Gross! Mrs. D totally has a calipso going on!

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

fucky pants

a general exclamation of disappointment or irritation

oh fucky pants! I'm sorry I forgot your birthday!

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

abs

abbreviation for Asshole Behavior Scale. Logarithmic scale from 1 to 10 used to measure how much of an asshole someone is being. Similar to the Richter scale for earthquakes with each whole number representing intensity 10 times greater than the next lower number

Someone crashes into your car and is flipping out at you, you reply...
"Dude, on an abs you're a 9"

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008