answear

an answer given in the form of profanity, but not always out of anger

Tom: Hey Jim how was your weekend?
Jim: Fuck you! <answear>

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

garritied

the act of being extremely cute but totally mentally gone

Xander was so garritied last night. I can't believe he let us use his as a dolly to play dress up with!

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

bastard hat

an invisible device that has an overall negative effect on the wearer

Charlie must be wearning his bastard hat again

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

Slag Shorts

shorts that are so short they are wedged in the ass crack and the wearer's ass cheeks are totally hanging out

A: 'Ew! That girl's ass was hanging out of her shorts!'
B: 'Like slag shorts?'
A: 'Yeah!'

by lotuspanda August 08, 2008

delete yourself

said to make someone go away; to leave. Often used when angry at a specific person

I'm so sick of your bullshit Simon! Why don't you just delete yourself!!

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

fat coke

Coca-Cola, opposite of Diet Coke

I'll have a burger and a fat coke please.

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

abs

abbreviation for Asshole Behavior Scale. Logarithmic scale from 1 to 10 used to measure how much of an asshole someone is being. Similar to the Richter scale for earthquakes with each whole number representing intensity 10 times greater than the next lower number

Someone crashes into your car and is flipping out at you, you reply...
"Dude, on an abs you're a 9"

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008