lotuspanda's definitions

balloon room

A place where one gets high

whoa, your eyes are really red... did you just come from the balloon room or what?

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

chimney fish

one who drinks and smokes a lot, often at the same time

Ben's really turning into a chimney fish, eh?

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

epizootics of the blowhole

a metaphorical disease where one speaks at length about something one knows nothing about; the running of the mouth; talking shit

Man, did you hear what Tangie was saying?! She was talking about Laos and how she wants to go there to visit Mt. Everest. She totally has epizootics of the blowhole!

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

delete yourself

said to make someone go away; to leave. Often used when angry at a specific person

I'm so sick of your bullshit Simon! Why don't you just delete yourself!!

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

Slag Shorts

shorts that are so short they are wedged in the ass crack and the wearer's ass cheeks are totally hanging out

A: 'Ew! That girl's ass was hanging out of her shorts!'
B: 'Like slag shorts?'
A: 'Yeah!'

by lotuspanda August 8, 2008

ass peddler

a person who sells his or herself sexually

Did you see the new ass peddler down on Broadway?

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

dawson's creek moment

a moment that is so emotional, sappy, romantic and/or cheesy that it belongs on the sappy TV show dawson's creek with sappy pop music ballads playing in the background

When Julian said he loved me it was a total dawson's creek moment.

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008