lotuspanda's definitions

angry sandals

an expression of frustration; think sandals worn in Nordic spring while there is still traces of snow.

Sally: Did you remember to do your calc homework?
Tina: What homework?
Sally: The chapter review
Tina: Angry Sandals!

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

chicken o clock in the morning

ungodly hour of the day; waking up with the chickens

What happened? why are you calling me? what time is it, chicken o clock in the morning?

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

caps lock disease

an std-like syndrome that is mysteriously transmitted over cyber activity... causes the infected person to have sudden outbreaks of typing in caps lock

Umm... I think Pinky is suffereing from caps lock disease

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

cancer shop

tanning stuido or booth

well I'm off to the cancer shop for some fake bake time!

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

floor chimes

the collection of empty cans and bottles under the driver's seat or passenger side of a car which roll together, producing a soothing jingle-jangle sound when it goes round a corner or up a curb

When we go 'round corners in Senora's car the floor chimes play for us.

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

abs

abbreviation for Asshole Behavior Scale. Logarithmic scale from 1 to 10 used to measure how much of an asshole someone is being. Similar to the Richter scale for earthquakes with each whole number representing intensity 10 times greater than the next lower number

Someone crashes into your car and is flipping out at you, you reply...
"Dude, on an abs you're a 9"

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

bit

abbreviation for Bitch in Training; preteen or teenage person with too much attitude

omg Ty your lil sis is such a bit!

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008