logan's definitions

kolachode

A kolache that is misshapen or deform

Dude you ate all the sausage eggs, and all you left me was this fucking kolachode. Asshole.

by Logan March 27, 2005

Clap nuts

When ones nuts(aka. testicles) collide with ones leg creating a loud "clapping" sound.

Look, there goes Steve. He has "clap nuts"

by Logan May 24, 2003

burgle

To steal one's hamburger

Jessica burgled my big 'n tasty and i had to settle for a big mac.

by Logan February 1, 2005

farmer snort

See also, snot rocket
Holding one nostril closed, and exhaling through the open one. Good way to avoid taking tissue into the mountain, where guide or counselers may make you "pack it out."

Farmer Snorting is efficient and fun.

by Logan May 15, 2005

assnuts

The area of the human male that contains the anus, testicles, and everything in between.

I bent over to get my ben and Dave kicked me right in the assnuts

by logan December 21, 2003

grappler

Someone who listens to a band solely based on who they think is popular at the time -- essentially "grappling" onto the popular band. Usually to gain notoriety among peers.

Similar to a relpaarg.

James listens to Nickleback because they are high on the billboard charts, thinking this will make him look "cool" in front of friends. He is a grappler.

by Logan December 18, 2004

FDB

abbreveation of "from da back"

popin an ass FDB

gettin the crazy bitch hoe on the bed and makin her to bend hur sorry ass over and then u stick your huge sweaty cock up hur ass adn get hur gutssss!!!! (ouchh)

After my hard day at work i decided to go to the strip club and get some ass. So i did i took the hoe home and made hur lay on the bed i go hur in all kinds of positions including roundy round, pile driver, deep throut, and hur her favorite FDB. FDB is wehn u put your cock in hur ass so far that it gets to them gutss she screasm and shit. (ouch)

o yea logans a pimp and this is the best fucken word ever peace outt niggaaa

by Logan March 18, 2005