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combination of celebrate and celibate. celebrating being celibate. an ironic/sarcastic way of saying you have not had sex in a long time. way of saying you feel like getting a buzz on so you can forget you haven't had sex in a long time.
person 1: "i haven't been laid in so long that i feel like i should celibrate."
person 2: "yeah, let's go get a bottle and celibrate proper!"
person 2: "yeah, let's go get a bottle and celibrate proper!"
by lober June 13, 2009
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has three meanings:
(a) someone who engages, (or communicates an intent to do so) in empty threats, legal (threatening to sue someone when there is no legal basis for doing so) or otherwise, in order to intimidate or cajole someone into complying with their wishes.
(b) the act of engaging in this sort of behavior.
(c)doing stupid, crazy-ass stuff in the public eye which only results in further embarrassing the party responsible. emphasis on the combination of being crazy AND stupid and crating a public spectacle.
has three meanings:
(a) someone who engages, (or communicates an intent to do so) in empty threats, legal (threatening to sue someone when there is no legal basis for doing so) or otherwise, in order to intimidate or cajole someone into complying with their wishes.
(b) the act of engaging in this sort of behavior.
(c)doing stupid, crazy-ass stuff in the public eye which only results in further embarrassing the party responsible. emphasis on the combination of being crazy AND stupid and crating a public spectacle.
person1: "did you catch the 4th of July weekend concert by Van Palin?"
person2: "yeah that chick is bat-shit crazy! i haven't seen a Van Palin like that since Tyson bit off part of Hollyfield's ear!"
person2: "yeah that chick is bat-shit crazy! i haven't seen a Van Palin like that since Tyson bit off part of Hollyfield's ear!"
by lober July 5, 2009
Get the van palin mug.abbreviation for "(my) hebrew brother" used when addressing a male homey of hebrew extraction. salutation for a male friend who is of the jewish faith/community.
by lober June 11, 2009
Get the hebro mug.1st person: it is written with the coming of Sarah Palin we are nearing the end of days.
2nd person: really dude? let me check the iBle app on my iphone.
2nd person: really dude? let me check the iBle app on my iphone.
by lober June 6, 2010
Get the iBle mug.a sensation of dizziness, and/or confusion, a disoriented state of mind, caused by drinking too much beer. sometimes accompanied by short term amnesia caused by the same thing. combination of beer and vertigo.
person 1: "dude, you crashed the sorority party, took off all your clothes, danced like a crazed monkey, sang a few lines from "don't cry for me argentina" then fell flat on your face and passed out!"
person 2: "i have no recollection of those events; sounds like i had a severe case of beertigo."
person 2: "i have no recollection of those events; sounds like i had a severe case of beertigo."
by lober June 15, 2009
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person2: "looks like her girlfriend might be up for it too. let's ride!"
person2: "looks like her girlfriend might be up for it too. let's ride!"
by lober June 22, 2009
Get the bi-ker mug.someone who is chronically caught up in some intellectual problem or another. a cerebral person. a person that makes full use of their frontal lobes. a very smart person who may at times become oblivious to their physical self, and or surroundings because they are so caught up in thinking about mentally challenging concepts or puzzles.
person 1: i see jaques put his shoes on the wrong feet again.
person 2: yeah he's been so caught up in figuring out the unified field theory, it's surprising he remembers to eat.
person 1: what a lober
person 2: yeah he's been so caught up in figuring out the unified field theory, it's surprising he remembers to eat.
person 1: what a lober
by lober June 11, 2009
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