lober's definitions

dogflex

short for dogmatic reflex which is the automatic, unreasonable, negative reaction some people have to new ideas, behavior, or gadgets. it is the result of dogma being the lifelong basis of how one views the world.

when people automatically reject new things, or ideas as too difficult, too mysterious, or just plain wrong because of pre-conceived ideas based on dogma.

closed minded

person 1: "i tried to show my mom how to use the computer to look stuff up, but she wouldn't even try. she said "oh, i can't do that!" and walked away"

person 2: "sounds like serious dogflex dude"

by lober June 11, 2009

loot skywalker

"star wars" reference regarding someone who attends a pop culture conference such as "comic-con' and exits with a lot of loot. (t-shirts, posters, hats, cd's, etc) someone who scores lots of free stuff at a sci-fi/fantasy conference or similar pop culture nerd-fest.

"man i got so much (loot) free stuff at comic-con yesterday i feel like loot skywalker!"

by lober July 10, 2009

nerd fest

any event/function/conference that attracts crowds of nerds or inspires lots of nerds to attend it's functions. things that appeal to nerds and causes them to gather in great numbers, such as: a sci-fi/fantasy movie premiere(e.g. "star wars", "transformers", "harry potter") or a conference based on popular nerd fare such as: "star trek" conference, or "comic-con", "macworld"(or any computer confab)"anime festival"(cosplay), etc. any event which causes large numbers of nerds to leave their parents' basements and their computers and go out in public in large numbers

person1: "man, i went to an early matinee of transformers, hoping to avoid the nerd fest, but no such luck."
prson2: "yeah, i went to the macworld conference last year; what a huge nerd fest!"

by lober July 11, 2009

celibrate

combination of celebrate and celibate. celebrating being celibate. an ironic/sarcastic way of saying you have not had sex in a long time. way of saying you feel like getting a buzz on so you can forget you haven't had sex in a long time.

person 1: "i haven't been laid in so long that i feel like i should celibrate."

person 2: "yeah, let's go get a bottle and celibrate proper!"

by lober June 13, 2009

iBle

a digital edition of the bible or any other religious text.

1st person: it is written with the coming of Sarah Palin we are nearing the end of days.
2nd person: really dude? let me check the iBle app on my iphone.

by lober June 6, 2010

beertigo

a sensation of dizziness, and/or confusion, a disoriented state of mind, caused by drinking too much beer. sometimes accompanied by short term amnesia caused by the same thing. combination of beer and vertigo.

person 1: "dude, you crashed the sorority party, took off all your clothes, danced like a crazed monkey, sang a few lines from "don't cry for me argentina" then fell flat on your face and passed out!"

person 2: "i have no recollection of those events; sounds like i had a severe case of beertigo."

by lober June 15, 2009

chewicide

being a glutton. eating way more, and often than necessary than required. also eating an overly large amount of junk food that is bad for you

once again Bob was at McDonalds attempting chewicide by attempting to eat 20 Big Macs in 1/2 hour

by lober July 26, 2012