lizzie's definitions

shiza

me and my friends say it and there is nothing wrong with it and it doesnt mean **** we use it as an exspression

shiza lizzie, shiza krysta, and shiza thomas

by lizzie March 9, 2005

lane

a beautiful girl with a lot of friends an intellgent mind and she is easily amused and is VERY funny she is caring and will always make u feel better!

none1:*crying*
lane:r u alright
none1: now i am thanks a lot lane!!

by lizzie March 15, 2005

Florida

Well known as the 'funnest place on Earth', 'Where the old roam', 'Where the hoes are'.

Partially right. Florida is extremely boring, old people driving cars got their license out of a frickin' cracker jack box. Certain roads and cities are over run with hicks, hoes, and knocked up chicks.

Supposed to be bright and sunny? Rains all too often, and is hotter than hell at times. I'd say 80% of Florida is owned by damn Disney. MY GOD, anyone here would be sick of Mickey Mouse.

Going down to Florida, I'll bring my sniper.

by Lizzie May 27, 2004

landon guy

HOT HOTT HOTT!!!!!!!! you boys are sooooo hot i cant believe that im "related" to you yesssss! well see u guys around!

girl:hey landon guy come over and rock my boat!
landon guy:no! i have the holton girls *goes over to holton girl and starts to make out w/ her*

by lizzie April 17, 2005

nat chan

An ugly-ass dick-breathed girl who is the fake Lizzie's cousin. She needs to get a life and stop selling herself for a slut.

Did you see that hoe on the street last night? She was like the Nat-Chan I banged last night--All nasty, crabby, and loose as hell!!

by Lizzie May 26, 2003

smelly bridge

the bridge of skin that links between your balls and arse. also known as a wordtaint/word or a wordbarse/word

mmmm, lick my smelly bridge baby

by lizzie April 23, 2003

asswhip

a made up word used by laura shea only

fine don't talk to me asswhip

by Lizzie March 28, 2004