liz's definitions

jelly bracelets

I have always thought of a sex braclets to be just a game but wherew i live they mean

Pink~Kiss on the cheek
Red~kiss an lips
purple~french kiss
purple glitter~oral sex
Silver~sex
Black~all of the above

by Liz March 7, 2004

honky-donkey

Means almost anything you want it to mean, usually to annoy the person you are talking to because it has no real definition.

So do you want to go out back and honky-donkey?


I can't believe she did that, that is so honky-donkey!

by Liz December 24, 2004

HOORJ!

Coined by Pokey the Penguin, a version of the exclamation "hooray!"

"I will not mangle your intestines."
"HOORJ!"

by Liz October 10, 2003

Gamma

1) A Woman of Distinction

If life were fair, everyone would be a Gamma

by Liz March 31, 2004

childbirth

The most painful thing you could ever expeirience. Most likely will involve lots of cursing, stupid doctors and make your insignifigant other feel extremly unloved.

Why the hell do people film childbirth? So they can remember the pain, yelling, pain and more pain?

by Liz July 29, 2004

quaffle

Contrary to popular belief, a quaffle is NOT that Harry Potter thing! A quaffle is what you call a waffle that's been placed in a blender and liquidized into a beverage.

Quaff a waffle! Thus, it's a quaffle.

by Liz February 3, 2005

Poolside Parker

peter parker sitting poolside in his glasses waiting for love.

Felicia often dreams about Poolside Parker

by Liz July 26, 2004