liz's definitions

Ociffer

What I called the cruise security man when he came to bust me and my friend for being drunk and rowdy and wrestling in the hallways!

Security Man: "What's going on here?"
Me: "I'm sotally tober ociffer!!"

by Liz August 13, 2004

proper spelling

Not looking like an idiot when one is typing. Being able to spell out words correctly.

God you're and idiot! You can't even spell

by Liz March 5, 2004

Shattered Virus

The condition where one person becomes exceedingly lazy, sloth-like, and so 'blah' that they are unwilling to do the most simple tasks, like read a few short paragraphs of text. Dereived from the user Shattered Rift, who has exhibited this lazyness on multiple occasions.

A: Er... mind reading this for me, I can't tell if it seems out of character or not.

B: No, I'm lazy.

A: -snorts- You gots the Shattered Virus

by Liz August 6, 2005

cynical

does not trust human nature

amanda- why do u have to be so cynical?

by liz November 9, 2003

whoopdejam

A tray used for television dinners, often used in combat

"He beat me wit da woopdejam!"

by liz December 25, 2002

school

a government endoresed way of slavery

Also see slavery

I'm SO EXCITED to go to school!!

by Liz January 4, 2004

angelina jolie

I LOVE HER!! total obbsesion, fucking best lookin girl eva, shes soo gorgeous!!!

OMG i just looked at angelina, ORGASM!!! :)

by liz May 13, 2005