liz's definitions

faf

Fit As F*ck

when sum1 is soooooo fit

"Omg , dat guy iz sooooooo faf!"

by liz May 6, 2005

jelly bracelets

I have always thought of a sex braclets to be just a game but wherew i live they mean

Pink~Kiss on the cheek
Red~kiss an lips
purple~french kiss
purple glitter~oral sex
Silver~sex
Black~all of the above

by Liz March 7, 2004

Gertie Cummins

The most kick-ass part in the musical, "Oklahoma!". Has an idiotic laugh that totally rocks.

In the winter muscal, I played Gertie Cummins! YAY!

by Liz January 22, 2004

Mower

Mexican that honks at girls while driving an old beat up truck. ( is a gardener )

Mower :"MMUUAH SEXY MAMASITA"
Girl : "EEW U nasty Mower"

by Liz March 26, 2004

nayo

Exression of dissapproval. Replacement for no. Started from the disgust in Nayonaise, a soy based mayonaise alternative.

Nayo on the mayo, that stuff is gross.

"You want to come by and watch the OC?"
"Nayo!"

by liz March 10, 2005

Manhattan

The most well known of the boroughs of The City of New York, if asking an outsider. Often reffered to as 'The City' by residents of other boroughs of New York. Home of Broadway, Times Square, The Empire State Building, etc... also an area with a needlessly complex subway system in some areas, and a lack of subway in others. Culturally diverse, a place where the mexican food resturants are actually run by mexican people and have real mexican food. Where there is a risk of crime in any areas, the contrast between the various neighborhoods is very sharp. Also notable for it's exceedingly over-inflated property prices.

A. 1: Hey, let's go to New York!
2: Yeah! We can go to Manhattan! And... what else is there?

B. Hey, when school is done, wanna hop the Q to The City? We can go chill in the village!

C. I can take ten different trains to get to times square, but if I want to get to the east side below sixtyth, I have to take the six train and walk like crazy...

D. This food is real Chinise Food! Not psuedo american-chinise food! Sweet!

E. I ain't paying over a million dollars for a STUDIO APARTMENT!!

by Liz November 17, 2005

proper spelling

1. A skill that is rapidly becoming anachronistic since the advent of the computer age. Being able to spell words correctly as they appear in a dictionary of the English language.

2. Something so rapidly diminishing that it prompted a major university to do a study showing that it's not really necessary, that as long as the first and last letters of a word are in place, we can figure it out. So apparently spelling for its own sake would be useless, then. Fuckers.

I am bitter because no one employs proper spelling any more, instead choosing to take the easy road in our society of instant gratification.

by Liz November 20, 2003