liz's definitions

pants

An interchangeable word, meaning just about anything depending on the context.

You got tickets? Yes! That's so PANTS!

Did you see that skank he's dating? She's completely pants.

by Liz November 20, 2003

kanye west

Jackass who likes to place blame where it does not belong. I'm assuming he does this for attention. I must admit though he does have a shit load of talent.

I love the song gold digger by kanye west; however, that stunt he pulled, "george bush does not care about black people", was completley uncalled for.

by liz May 21, 2006

Gertie Cummins

The most kick-ass part in the musical, "Oklahoma!". Has an idiotic laugh that totally rocks.

In the winter muscal, I played Gertie Cummins! YAY!

by Liz January 22, 2004

jelly bracelets

I have always thought of a sex braclets to be just a game but wherew i live they mean

Pink~Kiss on the cheek
Red~kiss an lips
purple~french kiss
purple glitter~oral sex
Silver~sex
Black~all of the above

by Liz March 7, 2004

Guido

an Italian American man usually residing in New York or New Jersey. He wears shirts that are too tight and unbuttoned 5 buttons too low to show off the chest that he spent hours and hours at the gym obtaining, he spends more time on his hair than his girlfriend, and continues to "hit the clubs" long into his mid to late 30's. Often attracted to the female version of himself, the guidette.

Could that guy at the bar be any greasier?! He is such a guido

by Liz August 20, 2003

camf

My friends and I use C.A.M.F to mean cunt ass mother fucker

That girl is such a camf!
You are a cunt ass motherfucker!

by Liz March 1, 2005

metuchen

a town (exit 10 on Turnpike, 131 on Parkway) of about 13,000 in Central New Jersey where no crazy party should ever be held because of the small population and close proximity to police and/or bitchy neighbors

Ew! You get your underwear in the dollar or less basement of Variety Village in Metuchen? You skank!

by Liz March 27, 2005