liz's definitions

The Shoebox Project

The greatest, in many rabidly obsessed people's opinions, "Marauders' Era" (circa 1970 Hogwarts) Harry Potter fanfiction EVER. Written by Lady Jaida and Dorkorific and hosted on LiveJournal, it has become widely popular and there are heaps of readers who believe that it is canon—J.K. Rowling who? It is meant to be Remus/Sirius slash but remains nearly gen for at least the first nineteen parts.

"MERLIN'S BEARD," I shrieked into my unfortunate friend's ear, "SHOEBOX HAS BEEN UPDATED!"
She sniffed disdainfully and made an off-handed comment about how Remus/Sirius slash is wrong and her personal OC, an author avatar by the name of Mary-Sue—I mean, Crimson Midnight Slytherin, fits much better with both Remus and Sirius. And James, and Lucius, but not Tom Riddle because they're related and that would be "icky."
I smacked her with a pillow, initiating a catfight much like those between Narcissa Black and Carmina Rosier.

by Liz February 14, 2005

mcfly

Mcfly r this amazin pop band with 4 really fit guys spesh Danny! Anyone who says they sound like busted have never heard a mcfly/busted song in their life cos they sound nothin alike. So =P!

5 colours in her hair, obviously and all them songs on their brill album "Room on the 3rd floor"!

by Liz July 31, 2004

ass

a word meaning donkey commonly used in the Bible, and causes a giggle in Religion class.

"though shall not covet thy neighbor's ass."

by liz January 6, 2007

patio

the flat area between the butthole and the scrotum... very arrousable place

i touched his patio and he went boom

by Liz January 21, 2003

media manipulation

The practice of claiming that one or more media outlets lean to the left or right of politics in an underhanded effort to sell advertising for large corporate conglomerates. Often accompanied by the overt insinuation that 'normal' people are stupid and can't recognize any bias in any way or make their own decisions about the 'news.'

I sure wish I could tell if NPR or Fox news was biased or practiced media manipulation, but being such a dumb average American, they probobly know best. I'll let them tell me what to think.

by liz January 17, 2004

Slovenia

A beautiful yet small country on the border of Italy. Capital is (pardon any spelling errors) Lbujabna (see what I mean? lol) pronounced LOOB-lo-YAWN-ah. A kick ass country. NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH SLOVAKIA!
Many american slovenians live in Cleveland. See my definetion for ohio

Slovenia is a beautiful counrty!

by Liz December 25, 2003

Jewland

the land from which Jewish people hail when they do not want to admit being from any real country.

Richard although actually of Russian heritage, claimed to be from Jewland because he didn't understand the concept of geography.

by Liz January 3, 2004