liz's definitions

whoopdejam

A tray used for television dinners, often used in combat

"He beat me wit da woopdejam!"

by liz December 25, 2002

Slash

Generally applies to fanfiction in which two males or two females are in a relationship or together.

Kirk and Spock were the first slash fanfiction pairing.

by liz March 6, 2005

Shattered Virus

The condition where one person becomes exceedingly lazy, sloth-like, and so 'blah' that they are unwilling to do the most simple tasks, like read a few short paragraphs of text. Dereived from the user Shattered Rift, who has exhibited this lazyness on multiple occasions.

A: Er... mind reading this for me, I can't tell if it seems out of character or not.

B: No, I'm lazy.

A: -snorts- You gots the Shattered Virus

by Liz August 6, 2005

cynical

does not trust human nature

amanda- why do u have to be so cynical?

by liz November 9, 2003

Candy Shop

A whore house. A place for men (or women) ;) to go to find hott girls and hott sex, too. Example: In 50 Cent's Candy Shop video.

"I'll take ya to the candy shop, I'll letcha lick the lolly pop..." Where "candy shop" is the whore house, and "lolly pop" is his "place".

by Liz May 13, 2005

school

a government endoresed way of slavery

Also see slavery

I'm SO EXCITED to go to school!!

by Liz January 4, 2004

sneak attack

Really awesome move where you bang a chic in the ass, and just before you cum, pull out and spit on her neck. Innocently thinking you finished, she turns around, just in time for you to nail her in the face.

by Liz May 15, 2003