liz's definitions

christmas

The time of year that the shwag(lowest level of marijuana) is really really really good(in Texas), it has somthin to do with the weather...and thats what the true meaning of christmas is!!!

I just smoked a bowl of Christmas bud and now I'm stoned.

by liz January 14, 2004

fightstar

Charlie Simspon from Busted's other band that he's leaving Busted to go to. Fightstar are much more rock than Busted and they are totally wicked.

Can't remeber the name of the song cos the names weird or maybe I'm having a mental block. I dunno

by Liz January 30, 2005

Shattered Virus

The condition where one person becomes exceedingly lazy, sloth-like, and so 'blah' that they are unwilling to do the most simple tasks, like read a few short paragraphs of text. Dereived from the user Shattered Rift, who has exhibited this lazyness on multiple occasions.

A: Er... mind reading this for me, I can't tell if it seems out of character or not.

B: No, I'm lazy.

A: -snorts- You gots the Shattered Virus

by Liz August 6, 2005

cynical

does not trust human nature

amanda- why do u have to be so cynical?

by liz November 9, 2003

Johnny Depp

disgusting, old, ugly man who is old enough to be your father and girls everywhere lust after him (me NOT being one of them)

the man whom you call a father!!!

by Liz January 9, 2005

runt bag

1) a vagina, cooch
2) a bag of fruit, homosexual

Hey, your runt bag smells.

by Liz January 11, 2004

Flippin j

A nice word for the commonly used term--fuckin' A.

by Liz August 14, 2003