liz's definitions

faf

Fit As F*ck

when sum1 is soooooo fit

"Omg , dat guy iz sooooooo faf!"

by liz May 6, 2005

OotP

J.K. Rowling's fifth novel, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. Popular shorthand amongst bloggers.

"Did you read my blog last night about OotP?"
"Nooo! I haven't read it yet, and I don't want to read any spoilers before then!"

by Liz April 1, 2005

jerkers curve

If a male masturbates (jerks off) too often the penis will start to naturally curve in the direction of what hand you masturbate with the most.

I started to feel for Frankies penis but when i went straight down i discovered it was resting on his right leg.

by Liz May 13, 2005

Stern

a. The King of All Media.
b. A true genius of radio and TV.
c. An extremely ugly man that beautiful women want to f--- (me included).

People who don't get it: "I hate that Stern. He's so rude."

by Liz July 25, 2003

sniggles

a cigarette

Please hand me a sniggles

by Liz October 19, 2003

pittle

pittle : to poo. to take a dump.

i ate too many beans, and took a mean ass pittle.

by liz June 10, 2004

rasmus

They're an awesome band! the album absoulutely rocks and i definately don't regret spendin my last tenner on it! Anyone who hates them has absoulutely NO taste in music! So all in all they're brilliant but I do suppose they could be cuter-but hey who cares about that when they've got bags full of talent!

"Guilty woah guilty i feel so empty yeah empty you know how to make me feel"

by Liz October 16, 2004