liz's definitions

queens

One of the 5 boroughs of The City of New York. Virtually impossible to get around without a car. Despite being exceedingly large, is mainly devoid of subway transport and reliable bus transport. An economically diverse area, though the changes are gradual, there is a sharp contrast between sets of not too far away neighborhoods. Shares south boarder with Brooklyn.

A. I used to live in Queens, but now I moved to Brooklyn.

B. To get to my friend's house, I had to take two trains and then a bus! And I still had to walk ten effin' blocks!

C. It's like, you travel down Union Turnpike, and you are suddenly in Kew Gardens, and it's like... woah... where did all these trees and houses come from?

D. I can take the G train straight up to Queens!

by Liz December 28, 2005

runt bag

1) a vagina, cooch
2) a bag of fruit, homosexual

Hey, your runt bag smells.

by Liz January 11, 2004

Shattered Virus

The condition where one person becomes exceedingly lazy, sloth-like, and so 'blah' that they are unwilling to do the most simple tasks, like read a few short paragraphs of text. Dereived from the user Shattered Rift, who has exhibited this lazyness on multiple occasions.

A: Er... mind reading this for me, I can't tell if it seems out of character or not.

B: No, I'm lazy.

A: -snorts- You gots the Shattered Virus

by Liz August 6, 2005

cynical

does not trust human nature

amanda- why do u have to be so cynical?

by liz November 9, 2003

Slash

Generally applies to fanfiction in which two males or two females are in a relationship or together.

Kirk and Spock were the first slash fanfiction pairing.

by liz March 6, 2005

angelina jolie

I LOVE HER!! total obbsesion, fucking best lookin girl eva, shes soo gorgeous!!!

OMG i just looked at angelina, ORGASM!!! :)

by liz May 13, 2005

horky

adj. the way someone behaves when they have a stick up their butt. a state of irritation, very often over a small matter.

"Dude, I told her she was way off on the symbolism of Gatsby's car and she got all horky on me."

by Liz February 25, 2004