liz's definitions

OotP

J.K. Rowling's fifth novel, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. Popular shorthand amongst bloggers.

"Did you read my blog last night about OotP?"
"Nooo! I haven't read it yet, and I don't want to read any spoilers before then!"

by Liz April 1, 2005

jerkers curve

If a male masturbates (jerks off) too often the penis will start to naturally curve in the direction of what hand you masturbate with the most.

I started to feel for Frankies penis but when i went straight down i discovered it was resting on his right leg.

by Liz May 13, 2005

Ociffer

What I called the cruise security man when he came to bust me and my friend for being drunk and rowdy and wrestling in the hallways!

Security Man: "What's going on here?"
Me: "I'm sotally tober ociffer!!"

by Liz August 13, 2004

proper spelling

Not looking like an idiot when one is typing. Being able to spell out words correctly.

God you're and idiot! You can't even spell

by Liz March 5, 2004

christmas

The time of year that the shwag(lowest level of marijuana) is really really really good(in Texas), it has somthin to do with the weather...and thats what the true meaning of christmas is!!!

I just smoked a bowl of Christmas bud and now I'm stoned.

by liz January 14, 2004

fightstar

Charlie Simspon from Busted's other band that he's leaving Busted to go to. Fightstar are much more rock than Busted and they are totally wicked.

Can't remeber the name of the song cos the names weird or maybe I'm having a mental block. I dunno

by Liz January 30, 2005

HoCo

Like MoCo, but not as cool as MoCo. They all wanna be like MoCo, but they can't quite pull off the coolness

HoCo Person-damn i wish I lived in MoCo
MoCo Person- duh, MoCo rocks

by Liz January 9, 2005