liz's definitions

quaffle

Contrary to popular belief, a quaffle is NOT that Harry Potter thing! A quaffle is what you call a waffle that's been placed in a blender and liquidized into a beverage.

Quaff a waffle! Thus, it's a quaffle.

by Liz February 3, 2005

Poolside Parker

peter parker sitting poolside in his glasses waiting for love.

Felicia often dreams about Poolside Parker

by Liz July 26, 2004

faf

Fit As F*ck

when sum1 is soooooo fit

"Omg , dat guy iz sooooooo faf!"

by liz May 6, 2005

OotP

J.K. Rowling's fifth novel, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. Popular shorthand amongst bloggers.

"Did you read my blog last night about OotP?"
"Nooo! I haven't read it yet, and I don't want to read any spoilers before then!"

by Liz April 1, 2005

pittle

pittle : to poo. to take a dump.

i ate too many beans, and took a mean ass pittle.

by liz June 10, 2004

Bye Bye Arms

the back of your upper arms that keep swinging after your doe waving good bye becuase they are so fat & n muscle is there

"I hate My Bye Bye Arms"

by Liz March 26, 2004

jerkers curve

If a male masturbates (jerks off) too often the penis will start to naturally curve in the direction of what hand you masturbate with the most.

I started to feel for Frankies penis but when i went straight down i discovered it was resting on his right leg.

by Liz May 13, 2005