liz's definitions

ass

a word meaning donkey commonly used in the Bible, and causes a giggle in Religion class.

"though shall not covet thy neighbor's ass."

by liz January 6, 2007

g-wizzle

a large man with a bad attitude

i'm gonna get g-wizzle to tell ole rhinopants because i am afraid of the all-mighty broomstick!

by liz January 15, 2004

anthony kiedis

the man i'm going to marry- a born fuckmonster-an eloquent lyrical master who tops it off with a velvety orgasmic voice...

Anthony Kiedis has nice legs.

by liz May 17, 2004

Basking Ridge

A smallish disgustingly rich town in New Jersey. Defining characteristics include SUVs, loads of money, and a largely preppy lifestyle.
A good indication that you are a Basking Ridge resident is that when you crashed your mercedes on the turnpike on the way to a Dave Matthews Band concert because you were driving while high, your parents immediately bought you a new BMW.

Everybody wants to get as far away from Basking Ridge as possible for college.

by Liz December 19, 2004

Jewland

the land from which Jewish people hail when they do not want to admit being from any real country.

Richard although actually of Russian heritage, claimed to be from Jewland because he didn't understand the concept of geography.

by Liz January 3, 2004

DP

dance party , to dance randomly when driving somewhere in a car. requires getting out of the car and blasting the music playing as loud as possible.

Man, Jenna and I had DP, it was awesome

by Liz April 3, 2005

Poolside Parker

peter parker sitting poolside in his glasses waiting for love.

Felicia often dreams about Poolside Parker

by Liz July 26, 2004