liz's definitions

queens

One of the 5 boroughs of The City of New York. Virtually impossible to get around without a car. Despite being exceedingly large, is mainly devoid of subway transport and reliable bus transport. An economically diverse area, though the changes are gradual, there is a sharp contrast between sets of not too far away neighborhoods. Shares south boarder with Brooklyn.

A. I used to live in Queens, but now I moved to Brooklyn.

B. To get to my friend's house, I had to take two trains and then a bus! And I still had to walk ten effin' blocks!

C. It's like, you travel down Union Turnpike, and you are suddenly in Kew Gardens, and it's like... woah... where did all these trees and houses come from?

D. I can take the G train straight up to Queens!

by Liz December 28, 2005

jelly bracelets

I have always thought of a sex braclets to be just a game but wherew i live they mean

Pink~Kiss on the cheek
Red~kiss an lips
purple~french kiss
purple glitter~oral sex
Silver~sex
Black~all of the above

by Liz March 7, 2004

spreewells

very expensive chrome spinning rims

Many rich people have spreewells on their cars.

by Liz October 19, 2003

childbirth

The most painful thing you could ever expeirience. Most likely will involve lots of cursing, stupid doctors and make your insignifigant other feel extremly unloved.

Why the hell do people film childbirth? So they can remember the pain, yelling, pain and more pain?

by Liz July 29, 2004

Gamma

1) A Woman of Distinction

If life were fair, everyone would be a Gamma

by Liz March 31, 2004

HOORJ!

Coined by Pokey the Penguin, a version of the exclamation "hooray!"

"I will not mangle your intestines."
"HOORJ!"

by Liz October 10, 2003

bexter baxter

n. youngest member of the Fox family
n. annoying nickname used to to annoy youngest member of the Fox family.

"Bexter Baxter, will you please go get me my..."

by Liz February 20, 2005