lift-ticket's definitions

penetrado

The first moment of penetration during intercourse

Alright, enough head already, let's get to the penetrado.

by lift-ticket August 14, 2006

church it up

to make something appear better or nicer than it actually is.

Don't try to church it up man, it's a piece of shit.

by lift-ticket July 30, 2006

cheeba

1.Another word for weed (usually good weed)
2.When something is awesome or cool.

1. Damn, Jimmy got some cheeba buds from his uncle last week . . . we got so high off just one doobie.

2. Dude #1 - Man I met three hot little ladies at the QT on my way here & they said they're coming by.
Dude #2 - Cheeba

by lift-ticket September 8, 2007

pink floyd

A classic rock and roll band formed in the mid-sixties by Roger Waters and Syd Barrett. Pink Floyd is often only recognized by their ultra mega smash hit album "Dark Side of the Moon" (1973), when in fact they had many fantastic tunes prior the bands exploding into stardom in '73. If you happen to be unfamiliar with any early Pink Floyd albums, I reccommend Meddle, Atom Heart Mother, & Obscurred by Clouds . . . these are albums made after Syd Barrett went looney & David Gilmour joined as lead guitarist, but before they reached superstardom in '73.

Hey, Pink Floyd is awesome!!

by lift-ticket July 29, 2006

clippers

large hanging pussy lips.

when the lips of the pussy visibly sway from wind or subtle body movement & are usually easily visible from the rear end.

clippers are usually discolored & very loose from being worn out or well-aged, or both.

As she was changing the light bulb, her clippers dangled tween her thighs . . . "Put some panties on Heather, Please!!", I exclaimed in arousal & disqust.

by lift-ticket July 29, 2006

sink splash

An emergency "bits & pieces" cleaning, usually taking place in a sink.
- Needed after a dick dunk or after ridin' dirty on a squirtin' cutie, or any other action that leaves your balls & pecker a little funky.

I was camping all weekend & never got the chance to take a good shower, so when Mandy said she would blow me, I had to do a quick sink splash for her.

I did a dick dunk at a truck stop jon & had to do an immediate sink splash.

by lift-ticket July 30, 2006

hump

the person sitting in the middle of the back seat, not to be confused to the middle seat in the front which of course is the bitch seat.

I didn't notice the fuzz following us because tall-ass Jason was sitting hump & I couldn't see out the back.

by lift-ticket July 30, 2006