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O clamp

"O" clamp or "Orgasm Clamp" is a term used to describe the action when a woman orgasms so visciously that she siezes up & clamps her legs together so tightly she forces the penis out temporarily. "O" clamp usually lasts only a few seconds, but can be very frustrating when you are doing the deed & almost there yourself when she gets selfish & forces you to wait on deck.
I was givin' it to Julie last night & about to blow when she pulled the O clamp on me & I accidentally splooged on her brand new jacket.
by lift-ticket July 30, 2006
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funky cold medina

to label something funky or fucked up with a little extra pizzazz.
Oh no, Steve banged your mom & sister . . . at the same time!?!?!?
That is funky cold medina brother.
by lift-ticket July 31, 2006
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3 headed monster

A woman with tits as big as her head.
She looks like she as three heads because of her huge head-sized hooters.
Damn, that chick has some humongus titties, she's a fuckin' three-headed monster. (3 headed monster)
by lift-ticket July 29, 2006
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colluberated

1. when a woman is wet, moist, or horny.
2. Ready for sex
3. Loosen Up, or Relax
After 15 mins. of foreplay, Sarah was finally colluberated.
by lift-ticket July 28, 2006
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penetrado

Alright, enough head already, let's get to the penetrado.
by lift-ticket August 14, 2006
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sink splash

An emergency "bits & pieces" cleaning, usually taking place in a sink.
- Needed after a dick dunk or after ridin' dirty on a squirtin' cutie, or any other action that leaves your balls & pecker a little funky.
I was camping all weekend & never got the chance to take a good shower, so when Mandy said she would blow me, I had to do a quick sink splash for her.

I did a dick dunk at a truck stop jon & had to do an immediate sink splash.
by lift-ticket July 30, 2006
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tittie pie

1. cool, or awesome
2. something unbelievable
3. positive judgement on something
Wow Tom, those free concert tickets are tittie pie brother!
by lift-ticket July 29, 2006
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