3 definitions by lifeisadisease
Anyone shorter than 5’5” is legally allowed to ask anyone taller than 5’5” to buy them the bubble tea and they cannot say no.
Allison (5’3”): Oscar! Buy me bubble tea!
Oscar (5’10”): What? Why?!
Allison (5’3”): Because its December 18th!
Oscar (5’10”): Ugh fine!
Oscar (5’10”): What? Why?!
Allison (5’3”): Because its December 18th!
Oscar (5’10”): Ugh fine!
by lifeisadisease December 8, 2019
addy: “what do i get for james’ birthday?”
jaiden: “well james was born on december 23rd so you have to buy him chicken nuggets.”
jaiden: “well james was born on december 23rd so you have to buy him chicken nuggets.”
by lifeisadisease December 7, 2019
Every year on this day, you may pick up and throw anyone shorter than you and that person cannot complain about it.
James (5’11”): *Throws Tony (5’7”)*
Tony (5’7”): HEY WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!
James (5’11”): It’s December 17th!
Tony (5’7”): Oh ok! :)
Tony (5’7”): HEY WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!
James (5’11”): It’s December 17th!
Tony (5’7”): Oh ok! :)
by lifeisadisease December 7, 2019