milkskin

Noun-
1.see: whitey.
2.a white man, like sean.
3.having nothing to do with an indian, or injun, as the case may very well be, such as tyler.

created by fascists in 10 billion b.c., whiteyism, or milkskinsim. was popularized by sean, and his white-ass friend, george w. bush.

"there goes whitey," said will to ty and doug as sean rode by on his horseee. "yeah," they agreed in unison, "he sure is a milkskin."

by liberalwizardtyler July 20, 2007

george walker bush

1. worst man who everl ived.
2. idiot.
3. fascist.
4. mother fucking cunt sucking cock licking vagina enjoying son of a bitching pick ass coon cunt vage nigger dickwipe twatcleaner.

the 43rd prsident of the united states of america is a coon cunted nigger vagina george walker bushed out dicksplat assfuckshit.

by liberalwizardtyler July 20, 2007

Wal-Martyr

A conservative yuppy soccer mom who whines about having to do the grocery shopping. Her logic somehow withstands the fact that her poor husband works sixty-five hour weeks at a highly stressful job.

"Look at Gina, shopping whilst complaining of being overworked", says worker number one
"Yah," says worker number two, "Boy is she ever a Wal-Martyr!"

by liberalwizardtyler August 31, 2007

Cannibal Corpse

led by zero-talent frontman george 'corpsegrinder' fisher, who growls indecipherable tidbits of ignorance to the mindless audience. fisher is one of the pioneers of the 'windmill' style of head-banging. he took it from pete townshend of the who's windmill style of guitar strumming. the talent went down 'exponentially' when fisher did his headbanging. each time he moves his head up and down in that infamous quick fashion, it kills six of his worthless w.o.w. brain cells. he started iut with 167. he know has -2345676543. yes, that is negative. cannibal corpse also features pat o'brien and rob barret on guitar (that god-awful low-pitched rumble), alex webster on bass (dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun!), and paul mazurkiewicz on drums (double bass drumming only). they are members of the record label 'metal blade', which is a long-time stronghold for shitty "death-metal" bands.

alex needs to learn how to use the word "exponentially", and all of it's roots and outcroppings. cannibal corpse sucks, but they are funny to watch live, especially when you are stoned (which alex must also learn how to do/get). and boy, that corpsegrinder sure is funny when he goes on his ultra-ignorant rants regarding world of warcraft and growling (the proper way to growl and yell is 'from the diaphragm").

by liberalwizardtyler June 17, 2008

purple flurp

a fucking 'jimmy neutron' beverage.

look at that woman who has a vagina. she's drinking purple flurp with a man who subsequently has a penis. lolz!

by liberalwizardtyler June 19, 2008

smashing pumpkins

A highly influential alternative rock band led by singersongwriter and lead guitarist Billy Corgan. Second album siamese dream was a mainstream breakthrough. Known for hits "today" "bullet with butterfly wings" "cherub rock" and "1979". Other good rarities include 'rhinoceros' 'drown' 'crush' 'soma' 'mayonaise' and 'hummer'.
bandmates and their functions:
billy corgan: skecthy vocals, extremely well-played lead guitar, producer.
james iha: smooth rythym guitar, ugly-ass modeling.
d'arcy wretzky: rather simple bass playing, sunglasses-wearing.
jimmy chamberlain: fantastic drum beats.

the smashing pumpkins have very diverse, densely-layered music. god bless them. oops, god doesn't exist. oh well.

by liberalwizardtyler December 16, 2008

American Craftsonianmanship

The excellent workmanship that goes into each and every genuine, American-Made product, ranging from the new Chevy Volt to classics like the Atomic Bomb.

Party A: Would you just look at that excellent American Craftsonianmanship! It must have taken an employee six hours to put together that tweed!
Party B: Yeah, bro; Rad!

by liberalwizardtyler December 02, 2010