2 definitions by lexicographer

dp9

Dp9 - verb, informal - (deep nine)

To string meaningless words together in a sentence resulting in Useless Colloquialisms

"The President sure Dp9`d his speech to congress."

by lexicographer December 15, 2005

mutually assured

A term expressing an expectation of reciprocity. If event A happens, then event B will certainly follow. Most commonly used in the phrase "mutually assured destruction," which posits that the best defense against a nuclear-based attack is the threat of a "mutually assured" retaliatory nuclear-based attack...although the term can be applied to events less earth-shakingly catastrophic.

"If I go down on you, it damn well better be mutually assured that you'll be sucking my cock afterwards."

by lexicographer September 15, 2003