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orienteer

one who charts the physical whereabouts of asians or acts as a divinator of things asian.
i'm looking for a thai restaurant. is there an orienteer in the house?
by lexicali slim September 15, 2009
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estrogenocracy

noun, pl- cies
a system of governance of, for and by women, notably of the objectionable type who thrive on such a system, common to the offices of insurance companies, law offices, healthcare providers and (insert violent, uncontrollable wretching) the bureau of motor vehicles. intolerant to creative solutions, marked by a rigid inflexibilty, antithetical to growth or change, these systems are entrenched by way of a dogmatic adherence to the principle of inertia. like a bad marriage, an estrogenocracy thrives on discord, negativity, vindictiveness and a collective will to affect every aspect of the ostensible mission with the literal and figurative spray of urine. once in effect an estrogenocracy is nigh impossible to dislodge and certain to remain an impediment to a cheerful, productive and pleasant workplace.
oy gevalt, i must renew my driver's license. better is should stick a fork in my eye than venture into that reeking estrogenocracy of the bmv.
by lexicali slim September 26, 2009
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amazon funky

beautiful, alluring, large lady with a twist
i'm feeling mixalot spunky for some amazon funky
by lexicali slim September 19, 2009
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preo gizm

a form of dementia affecting the marketing departments of automobile manufacturers which impels them to outsource the naming of their cars to word laboratories. this condition might manifest itself in the form of gremlin x, probe, yaris, altima or routan. unchecked, this condition progresses to terminal vapidity.
valet, i'm in the last stages of preo gizm. could you fetch my car, it's the the gremlin x (probe, yaris, altima or routan)
by lexicali slim September 15, 2009
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baggeating

baggeating

1)an anagram of "teabagging", appropriately enough, as only the profoundly confused could hope to effect political change by the wholesale waste of an otherwise perfectly sociable drink. the orange pekoe variety sold by the name "constant comment" might have emboldened those who have more to say than is worth hearing.

2)the necessary and intended consequence of "teabagging" in the more entertaining sense of playing paul revere's midnight ride on a loved one's face
leroy: hey, dwayne, i want my country back! let us mail our democrat congressman a bunch of teabags to convey the powerful message of our discontent! don't tread on me!

dwayne: the only message that would convey is that you are a baggeating coffee-drinker, you yutz.
by lexicali slim September 19, 2009
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most people

1) catch all rubric for an oppressively coarse, dull witted and easily entertained throng including neighbors, coworkers and everyone encountered on mass transit, busses especially. most people comprise the tsunami deathwave of culture killing, fast food eating drones who encourage "reality" tv while asking what jesus would do. most people are the cause of the decline of civilization.
2) the ghosts who author and answer opinion polls
3) unsuitable prospects for neighbors or inlaws
4) the reason we have polyester
5) the uninsured
customer: you don't carry wool socks?
clerk: no, most people don't like them.
by lexicali slim September 20, 2009
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kroc blocking

effectively denying access to mcdonald's fare
i couldn't get my mcthing on because a bus load of oldsters was cramming the counters and completely kroc blocking my stuff.

a geo prizm broke down in the drive thru lane and kroc blocked the hell out of us.
by lexicali slim September 15, 2009
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