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vulgayno

gay pride month brings on the vulgayno
by lexicali slim September 23, 2009
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sarahpalin

burning, itching, dysuria? you might have sarahpalin
by lexicali slim November 18, 2009
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most people

1) catch all rubric for an oppressively coarse, dull witted and easily entertained throng including neighbors, coworkers and everyone encountered on mass transit, busses especially. most people comprise the tsunami deathwave of culture killing, fast food eating drones who encourage "reality" tv while asking what jesus would do. most people are the cause of the decline of civilization.
2) the ghosts who author and answer opinion polls
3) unsuitable prospects for neighbors or inlaws
4) the reason we have polyester
5) the uninsured
customer: you don't carry wool socks?
clerk: no, most people don't like them.
by lexicali slim September 20, 2009
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first dude

husband of grasping, overreaching female office holder or politican. his incidental consort status effectively renders him neither first nor dude.
todd palin was first dude of alaska before his harpy wife ditched to $ell out.
by lexicali slim November 18, 2009
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clean coal

egregious, patently absurd public relations campaign proffered by mining companies to reaffirm you are as ignorant as they think you are if you believe there is such a thing as clean coal
by lexicali slim September 27, 2009
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preo gizm

a form of dementia affecting the marketing departments of automobile manufacturers which impels them to outsource the naming of their cars to word laboratories. this condition might manifest itself in the form of gremlin x, probe, yaris, altima or routan. unchecked, this condition progresses to terminal vapidity.
valet, i'm in the last stages of preo gizm. could you fetch my car, it's the the gremlin x (probe, yaris, altima or routan)
by lexicali slim September 15, 2009
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amazon funky

beautiful, alluring, large lady with a twist
i'm feeling mixalot spunky for some amazon funky
by lexicali slim September 19, 2009
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