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most people

1) catch all rubric for an oppressively coarse, dull witted and easily entertained throng including neighbors, coworkers and everyone encountered on mass transit, busses especially. most people comprise the tsunami deathwave of culture killing, fast food eating drones who encourage "reality" tv while asking what jesus would do. most people are the cause of the decline of civilization.
2) the ghosts who author and answer opinion polls
3) unsuitable prospects for neighbors or inlaws
4) the reason we have polyester
5) the uninsured
customer: you don't carry wool socks?
clerk: no, most people don't like them.
by lexicali slim September 20, 2009
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pharmacoping skills

the means by which one handles the vicissitudes of life according to what and how many drugs are required to that end.
melvin has marvelous pharmacoping skills, his doctor is only to happy to oblige.
by lexicali slim September 8, 2010
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phelds podge

1) a pox of greed and heedless aquisition marked by
2) earth chancre, an open sore on the planet's crust which often runs bone deep.
3) a condition of decrepitude wrought of abuse and abandonment
4) extreme stultification which, when left unchecked, afflicts its victims with eustace tilley syndrome marked by stove pipe hats and chronic monocle dependency with their noses in the air as if they had not a care.
ever since phelds podge took hold i can't read barron's without my monocle
by lexicali slim September 20, 2009
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bwont

acronym for "box with out new thing". a logical alternative to by "nib" or, "new in box"
i made wamlart refund my purchase even though i'd returned a bwont
by lexicali slim September 20, 2009
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dewwhuut

1) literal bastardization of the mindless pronouncement
"do what?" which serves as comment, question and answer issued involuntarily from the mouths of the mullet-wearing masses of the lower ranks of the american states.
2) an autonomic response to any stimuli including pabst blue ribbon
3) do what?
beef, borf, boof, pablst blue ribbon! dewwhuut?
by lexicali slim September 26, 2009
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preo gizm

a form of dementia affecting the marketing departments of automobile manufacturers which impels them to outsource the naming of their cars to word laboratories. this condition might manifest itself in the form of gremlin x, probe, yaris, altima or routan. unchecked, this condition progresses to terminal vapidity.
valet, i'm in the last stages of preo gizm. could you fetch my car, it's the the gremlin x (probe, yaris, altima or routan)
by lexicali slim September 15, 2009
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amazon funky

beautiful, alluring, large lady with a twist
i'm feeling mixalot spunky for some amazon funky
by lexicali slim September 19, 2009
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