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first dude

husband of grasping, overreaching female office holder or politican. his incidental consort status effectively renders him neither first nor dude.
todd palin was first dude of alaska before his harpy wife ditched to $ell out.
by lexicali slim November 18, 2009
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orienteer

one who charts the physical whereabouts of asians or acts as a divinator of things asian.
i'm looking for a thai restaurant. is there an orienteer in the house?
by lexicali slim September 15, 2009
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estrogenocracy

noun, pl- cies
a system of governance of, for and by women, notably of the objectionable type who thrive on such a system, common to the offices of insurance companies, law offices, healthcare providers and (insert violent, uncontrollable wretching) the bureau of motor vehicles. intolerant to creative solutions, marked by a rigid inflexibilty, antithetical to growth or change, these systems are entrenched by way of a dogmatic adherence to the principle of inertia. like a bad marriage, an estrogenocracy thrives on discord, negativity, vindictiveness and a collective will to affect every aspect of the ostensible mission with the literal and figurative spray of urine. once in effect an estrogenocracy is nigh impossible to dislodge and certain to remain an impediment to a cheerful, productive and pleasant workplace.
oy gevalt, i must renew my driver's license. better is should stick a fork in my eye than venture into that reeking estrogenocracy of the bmv.
by lexicali slim September 26, 2009
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manidest festiny

social theory of dyslexic spoonerism which holds that anything in my line of sight to the point that it falls off the flat earth is tine for the making; that any indigenous peoples, tall grass prairies, pristine aquifers or ancient wind and water wrought rock formations can be converted to big box retail or hydro-electric power plants.

a core principle of manidest festiny is the company store.
oh, the noise and multitudes of men. would that i had gone to the great spirit before manidest festiny made wamlart and doulder bam of my sacred ground.
by lexicali slim September 20, 2009
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preo gizm

a form of dementia affecting the marketing departments of automobile manufacturers which impels them to outsource the naming of their cars to word laboratories. this condition might manifest itself in the form of gremlin x, probe, yaris, altima or routan. unchecked, this condition progresses to terminal vapidity.
valet, i'm in the last stages of preo gizm. could you fetch my car, it's the the gremlin x (probe, yaris, altima or routan)
by lexicali slim September 15, 2009
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amazon funky

beautiful, alluring, large lady with a twist
i'm feeling mixalot spunky for some amazon funky
by lexicali slim September 19, 2009
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pharmacoping skills

the means by which one handles the vicissitudes of life according to what and how many drugs are required to that end.
melvin has marvelous pharmacoping skills, his doctor is only to happy to oblige.
by lexicali slim September 8, 2010
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