lexicali slim's definitions

Epstein-Barr Syndrome

A virus of the body politic which compromises judgment induces moral fatigue and causes child rape.

Dear Leader was Alex Acosted by the news of this latest bout of Epstein-Barr Syndrome.

by lexicali slim July 8, 2019

non-grammarfluid

Non-grammarfluid refers to usage according to long-established grammatical norms with the simple aim of intelligible discourse. It is not a political statement. It does not deny the special personhood of special persons but does distinguish 'them' from 'they.'

A: My partner says we employ too many staff.

B: How many are they?
A: They are one. They are my partner.
B: I meant the staff. I'm sorry, I'm non-grammarfluid. My special personhood requires numerical specificity.

by lexicali slim October 15, 2020

emoticonundrum

difficult, confused or indecipherable communication by use of emoticon or worse, emoticons

all i asked was "how are you" and i got this sort of sideways chinese-guy-with-a-mustache-looking emoticonundrum in response

by lexicali slim September 23, 2009

truthdig

hyper righteous web journal which entertains some of the most vapid comments ever written by hands with opposable thumbs. apocalyptic doers good gone bad.

this just in from the sanctified offies of truthdig; rush limbaugh is a mean-spirited blowhard, glenn beck holding fay wray hostage atop empire state building threatening world's soy milk supply, oh the humanity (excepting our commenters).

by lexicali slim September 26, 2009

proactive

a word smart people use to sound dumb, "proactive" supposes a superior degree of action and, perforce, an inferior inaction and can be likened to the attempt to qualify an absolute. a patent nonsense and specious construct deriving from the same font of blather from which insurance and real estate industry "professionals" drink freely, whence also comes;
"pricepoint", "impactful", "empowered" and "that said". an example of the fundamental paradox of the school of polysyllabic palaver which proves more is actually less.

i empowered my client when the pricepoint i suggested proved impactful to the sale of their home. that said, i was proactive.

by lexicali slim September 26, 2009

bwont

acronym for "box with out new thing". a logical alternative to by "nib" or, "new in box"

i made wamlart refund my purchase even though i'd returned a bwont

by lexicali slim September 20, 2009

dewwhuut

1) literal bastardization of the mindless pronouncement
"do what?" which serves as comment, question and answer issued involuntarily from the mouths of the mullet-wearing masses of the lower ranks of the american states.
2) an autonomic response to any stimuli including pabst blue ribbon
3) do what?

beef, borf, boof, pablst blue ribbon! dewwhuut?

by lexicali slim September 26, 2009