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price point

n., bullshit speak for "price", in common use by real estate industry "professionals" to emphasize a limited vocablary
your looking in the wrong neighborhood at this price point
by lexicali slim September 26, 2009
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never bet the devil your head

1)poe story of uncommon wit
2)common sensical, seemingly unnecessary advice that george bush (and by extension his many victims) might have benefited from had it ever been recommended to him.
george bush; he tried to kill my daddy, let's git us some evil doers dead or alive!
any one with a brain; never bet the devil your head, george.
by lexicali slim September 20, 2009
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jesus mugshot

who, me? the official copshop cameo of an obviously guilty party who asserts a cheesy, phony christianity by comparing his situation to that of jesus when in actuality he's just a crook
when tom delay was arrested, he compared himself to jesus as his mugshot was taken. what a hairsprayed, exterminator, douchebag jesus mugshot.
by lexicali slim September 23, 2009
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emoticonvoluted

confused attempt to communicate by use of punctuation keys on a device with a complete alphabetical keyboard.
;/* i perceive as some sort of comment however emoticonvoluted
by lexicali slim September 22, 2009
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don't tread on me

famously defiant motto of colonel christopher gadsden, self-described illustrious soldier, statesman and slave owner of 18th century lore. in reference to the anyone whose identical motives conflicted with gadsden achieving his ends, specifically the british in the person of king george III, this bloated fraud invoked the venomous viper as a depiction of same. lately reprised by the great gullible mass of what's left of the working classes in impotent complaint of their own tragic, irredeemable peonage. in current terms "don't tread on me" translates to "retread" and might as well show the imprint of bandag.
leroy:dwayne, them insurgents hate us for our freedoms! this country was founded on judeo-christian values! i want my country back! sarah palin is a great american! dan brown is the antichrist! i've got so many magnetic ribbons on my car, i've destroyed my alternator! don't tread on me!

dwayne:rush limbaugh had a back problem which led his maid to falsify prescriptions which is why illegal immigrants should not have health insurance. leroy, you've got tire tread marks on your head!
by lexicali slim September 20, 2009
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truck the foops

the opinion which dare not speak its name despite centuries of fighting and dying in the cause of my right to speak it.
q:what happened to your windshield?
a:i'm guessing it's a comment on my "truck the foops" bumper sticker
by lexicali slim September 20, 2009
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pharmacoping skills

the means by which one handles the vicissitudes of life according to what and how many drugs are required to that end.
melvin has marvelous pharmacoping skills, his doctor is only to happy to oblige.
by lexicali slim September 8, 2010
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