lexicali slim's definitions

truthdig

hyper righteous web journal which entertains some of the most vapid comments ever written by hands with opposable thumbs. apocalyptic doers good gone bad.

this just in from the sanctified offies of truthdig; rush limbaugh is a mean-spirited blowhard, glenn beck holding fay wray hostage atop empire state building threatening world's soy milk supply, oh the humanity (excepting our commenters).

by lexicali slim September 26, 2009

classhole

1)one who purports to a superiority which is manifestly unfounded; 2)one who takes umbrage at people who attend a school reunion not of their graduation year

get biff, talking about his all inclusive vacation, wearing a brown suit, driving a grand am gt, sporting a zircon, acting like the aly khan. he's such a classhole.

or;

biff wouldn't speak to me at the reunion because i didn't graduate with him. what a classhole.

by lexicali slim September 15, 2009

amazon funky

beautiful, alluring, large lady with a twist

i'm feeling mixalot spunky for some amazon funky

by lexicali slim September 19, 2009

preo gizm

a form of dementia affecting the marketing departments of automobile manufacturers which impels them to outsource the naming of their cars to word laboratories. this condition might manifest itself in the form of gremlin x, probe, yaris, altima or routan. unchecked, this condition progresses to terminal vapidity.

valet, i'm in the last stages of preo gizm. could you fetch my car, it's the the gremlin x (probe, yaris, altima or routan)

by lexicali slim September 15, 2009

first dude

husband of grasping, overreaching female office holder or politican. his incidental consort status effectively renders him neither first nor dude.

todd palin was first dude of alaska before his harpy wife ditched to $ell out.

by lexicali slim November 18, 2009

orienteer

one who charts the physical whereabouts of asians or acts as a divinator of things asian.

i'm looking for a thai restaurant. is there an orienteer in the house?

by lexicali slim September 15, 2009

Subhuman Resources

That which passes for Human Resources, the corporate repository for people too feckless, indolent and dull-witted to survive by eating out of dumpsters. Circumventing the certain risk to production, process or profit these fools represent, Subhuman Resources serves the double purpose of barring such incompetents from mucking up the works by turning them loose to harry the employees who actually do contribute to company success.

Famously sexless, humorless and brainless, this office also serves to repel rodents if, ironically, by employing them.

When April was caught stealing employee lunch boxes they promoted her to Subhuman Resources

by lexicali slim September 8, 2010