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proactive

a word smart people use to sound dumb, "proactive" supposes a superior degree of action and, perforce, an inferior inaction and can be likened to the attempt to qualify an absolute. a patent nonsense and specious construct deriving from the same font of blather from which insurance and real estate industry "professionals" drink freely, whence also comes;
"pricepoint", "impactful", "empowered" and "that said". an example of the fundamental paradox of the school of polysyllabic palaver which proves more is actually less.
i empowered my client when the pricepoint i suggested proved impactful to the sale of their home. that said, i was proactive.
by lexicali slim September 26, 2009
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culture shift

phenomenon whereby nothing new ever actually happens. millions of angry, brainless, slack-jawed simpletons monopolize every bit of bandwidth extant texting their frustration about this intolerable state of affairs because they believe there must be a reason for their lot, ergo the atmosphere is rent and the culture shifted. the mindless uninspired who insist on affixing a title and definition to a perennial state of nothingness are proof that nothing is ever new. one day it's nascar, the next day teaparties.
it's like- oh, my god- i'm like totally freaking out. peace out, orange county, i'm like so totally over this culture shift.
by lexicali slim February 26, 2010
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phelps dodge

one of the oldest, most profitable and notorious of mining companies, recently sold to freeport mcmoran for $26 billion dollars.
ever hostile to workers, phelps dodge spent over a century in a successful attempt beat the union down. it is estimated that pd spent multiples of the price of a reasonable compromise on wages and conditions to avoid being party to such a compromise. in 1917, the year that cleveland h. dodge, scion of the family and executive of the company, funded an edowment in his name for the betterment of humanity, his company coralled 1700 copper queen mine workers at gunpoint, loaded them on boxcars ankle deep in manure and "deported" them to the new mexico desert without food or water.
cleveland dodge, a founding member of ymca, told his pastor he couldn't have any of the huge profits generated by ww1 burning in his pocket and seeded his foundation with $5million. 1917 net profits for pd were $24million.
why are there enormous craters, pools of acid, tailings piles and slag heaps blighting the sonoran desert of arizona? phelps dodge.
by lexicali slim September 21, 2009
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norse rune only lane

seeming indication of confused street signage e.g. when approaching a traffic rotary or five way intersection.
don't backseat drive, please- i'm in the NORSE RUNE ONLY LANE. if i nauthiz from this lane i'll invite the cops as well as destiny. i'm trying to invite glory and wisdom by flipping a wunjo at the rotary.
by lexicali slim September 22, 2009
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kroc blocking

effectively denying access to mcdonald's fare
i couldn't get my mcthing on because a bus load of oldsters was cramming the counters and completely kroc blocking my stuff.

a geo prizm broke down in the drive thru lane and kroc blocked the hell out of us.
by lexicali slim September 15, 2009
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truthdig

hyper righteous web journal which entertains some of the most vapid comments ever written by hands with opposable thumbs. apocalyptic doers good gone bad.
this just in from the sanctified offies of truthdig; rush limbaugh is a mean-spirited blowhard, glenn beck holding fay wray hostage atop empire state building threatening world's soy milk supply, oh the humanity (excepting our commenters).
by lexicali slim September 26, 2009
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bwont

acronym for "box with out new thing". a logical alternative to by "nib" or, "new in box"
i made wamlart refund my purchase even though i'd returned a bwont
by lexicali slim September 20, 2009
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