lexicali slim's definitions
the means by which one handles the vicissitudes of life according to what and how many drugs are required to that end.
by lexicali slim September 8, 2010
Get the pharmacoping skillsmug. 1) a pox of greed and heedless aquisition marked by
2) earth chancre, an open sore on the planet's crust which often runs bone deep.
3) a condition of decrepitude wrought of abuse and abandonment
4) extreme stultification which, when left unchecked, afflicts its victims with eustace tilley syndrome marked by stove pipe hats and chronic monocle dependency with their noses in the air as if they had not a care.
2) earth chancre, an open sore on the planet's crust which often runs bone deep.
3) a condition of decrepitude wrought of abuse and abandonment
4) extreme stultification which, when left unchecked, afflicts its victims with eustace tilley syndrome marked by stove pipe hats and chronic monocle dependency with their noses in the air as if they had not a care.
by lexicali slim September 20, 2009
Get the phelds podgemug. akin to chubby chasing, heifer stalking is the act of pursuing bovine women in a furtive or secretive manner.
who's that guy skulking around big sally's house allatime? looks like a definite case of heifer stalking.
by lexicali slim September 19, 2009
Get the heifer stalkingmug. confused attempt to communicate by use of punctuation keys on a device with a complete alphabetical keyboard.
by lexicali slim September 22, 2009
Get the emoticonvolutedmug. n., bullshit speak for "price", in common use by real estate industry "professionals" to emphasize a limited vocablary
by lexicali slim September 26, 2009
Get the price pointmug. who, me? the official copshop cameo of an obviously guilty party who asserts a cheesy, phony christianity by comparing his situation to that of jesus when in actuality he's just a crook
when tom delay was arrested, he compared himself to jesus as his mugshot was taken. what a hairsprayed, exterminator, douchebag jesus mugshot.
by lexicali slim September 23, 2009
Get the jesus mugshotmug. 1)poe story of uncommon wit
2)common sensical, seemingly unnecessary advice that george bush (and by extension his many victims) might have benefited from had it ever been recommended to him.
2)common sensical, seemingly unnecessary advice that george bush (and by extension his many victims) might have benefited from had it ever been recommended to him.
george bush; he tried to kill my daddy, let's git us some evil doers dead or alive!
any one with a brain; never bet the devil your head, george.
any one with a brain; never bet the devil your head, george.
by lexicali slim September 20, 2009
Get the never bet the devil your headmug.