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who, me? the official copshop cameo of an obviously guilty party who asserts a cheesy, phony christianity by comparing his situation to that of jesus when in actuality he's just a crook
when tom delay was arrested, he compared himself to jesus as his mugshot was taken. what a hairsprayed, exterminator, douchebag jesus mugshot.
by lexicali slim September 23, 2009
Get the jesus mugshot mug.n., bullshit speak for "price", in common use by real estate industry "professionals" to emphasize a limited vocablary
by lexicali slim September 26, 2009
Get the price point mug.akin to chubby chasing, heifer stalking is the act of pursuing bovine women in a furtive or secretive manner.
who's that guy skulking around big sally's house allatime? looks like a definite case of heifer stalking.
by lexicali slim September 19, 2009
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by lexicali slim September 22, 2009
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Get the vulgayno mug.1)poe story of uncommon wit
2)common sensical, seemingly unnecessary advice that george bush (and by extension his many victims) might have benefited from had it ever been recommended to him.
2)common sensical, seemingly unnecessary advice that george bush (and by extension his many victims) might have benefited from had it ever been recommended to him.
george bush; he tried to kill my daddy, let's git us some evil doers dead or alive!
any one with a brain; never bet the devil your head, george.
any one with a brain; never bet the devil your head, george.
by lexicali slim September 20, 2009
Get the never bet the devil your head mug.practical joke gone tragically wrong. fearing their daughter might one day occupy a position of high moment, strategic importance and international infamy, the reverend and mrs john and angelena rice gave to their only child a name of such improbable ugliness and unwieldly, supurfluous vowel usage as to cauterize any chance of success in public life. sadly, the world now knows their daughter condoleezza as the highest ranking bunifa extant, house negro (see; malcom x's definition), accomplice and willing tool of the criminal george bush regime.
mamma; gastroniquia, where my popeye chicken at?
bunifa; condoleezza done et it up with marss dick chainie
bunifa; condoleezza done et it up with marss dick chainie
by lexicali slim September 26, 2009
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