lexicali slim's definitions

double tubbing

the act of middle aged couples bathing al fresco in side by side tubs. a stunt intended to be erotic posed by people least likely to pull it off, never mind tear it off. an unlikely scenario proffered for your consideration by the manufacturer of an erectile dysfunction palliative.

hey, babe, i think i'm feeling froggy. lets throw all restraint to the winds and give ourselves completely to this moment of passion if we can find two tubs side by side somewhere in the open air. i'll give you a drubbing in some double tubbing.

by lexicali slim September 16, 2009

condoleezza

practical joke gone tragically wrong. fearing their daughter might one day occupy a position of high moment, strategic importance and international infamy, the reverend and mrs john and angelena rice gave to their only child a name of such improbable ugliness and unwieldly, supurfluous vowel usage as to cauterize any chance of success in public life. sadly, the world now knows their daughter condoleezza as the highest ranking bunifa extant, house negro (see; malcom x's definition), accomplice and willing tool of the criminal george bush regime.

mamma; gastroniquia, where my popeye chicken at?
bunifa; condoleezza done et it up with marss dick chainie

by lexicali slim September 26, 2009

intexicated

texting drunk

look at the message biff sent me, he must be intexicated:
meeet us at tttthe cl ub, we beee draN kin en stuuf

by lexicali slim September 20, 2009

glennbeck

slang for venereal warts (condyloma acuminata radio mendacious) commonly manifested as fat, soft, moist, pink, or flesh-colored gorgons, typically in the genital area. They may be bloated, gasseous, small or smaller. They often combine to form a large cauliflower-shaped blowhard of a rushlimbaughlike node known to give off noxious gasses and peurile nonsense; the only known venereal disease resulting from terminal onanism

whoa, what's that on your blowhole- you've got glennbeck

by lexicali slim September 26, 2009

that said

1) idiomatic redundancy intended to emphasize what the speaker has just spoken while having the opposite effect by diminishing the relevance of their discourse by multiples of the numbler of times it is invoked.
2) verbal tic which indicates the speaker isn't listening to their own blather
3) nonsensical space filler; lesser variant of "uh" or "um"
4) verbal equivalent of checking one's nails

i empowered my client by suggesting the pricepoint they argued would be impactful to the sale of their home. that said, oh- look, a garbage truck.

by lexicali slim September 26, 2009

fredandbarney love child

issue of illicit affair between fred flinstone and barney rubble, looks like barney, acts like fred

dag, check that seemingly innocuous dude with the nasty mouth acting all fredandbarney love child. someone should bam bam on him

by lexicali slim September 26, 2009

proactive

a word smart people use to sound dumb, "proactive" supposes a superior degree of action and, perforce, an inferior inaction and can be likened to the attempt to qualify an absolute. a patent nonsense and specious construct deriving from the same font of blather from which insurance and real estate industry "professionals" drink freely, whence also comes;
"pricepoint", "impactful", "empowered" and "that said". an example of the fundamental paradox of the school of polysyllabic palaver which proves more is actually less.

i empowered my client when the pricepoint i suggested proved impactful to the sale of their home. that said, i was proactive.

by lexicali slim September 26, 2009