lexicali slim's definitions
practiced by overwrought, underinformed, self-described "patriots", vexilloillogical behavior is the sporting of flag motifs anywhere other than a flag. seemingly unaware of the vexillological proscription of this practice, an oppressively coarse and dull-witted group known as "most people" seem to revel in it. to celebrate what they mistake for their political, moral and economic superiority, the citizens of a country will debase their flag by applying its motif to shirts, ties, hats, beer cozies, underwear and sweatsuits.
honey, do these vexilloillogical stars and stripes spandex shorts make my but look fat?
damn right-don't bend over, you might manifest destiny right out of them. don't tread on me!
damn right-don't bend over, you might manifest destiny right out of them. don't tread on me!
by lexicali slim September 20, 2009
Get the vexilloillogicalmug. famously defiant motto of colonel christopher gadsden, self-described illustrious soldier, statesman and slave owner of 18th century lore. in reference to the anyone whose identical motives conflicted with gadsden achieving his ends, specifically the british in the person of king george III, this bloated fraud invoked the venomous viper as a depiction of same. lately reprised by the great gullible mass of what's left of the working classes in impotent complaint of their own tragic, irredeemable peonage. in current terms "don't tread on me" translates to "retread" and might as well show the imprint of bandag.
leroy:dwayne, them insurgents hate us for our freedoms! this country was founded on judeo-christian values! i want my country back! sarah palin is a great american! dan brown is the antichrist! i've got so many magnetic ribbons on my car, i've destroyed my alternator! don't tread on me!
dwayne:rush limbaugh had a back problem which led his maid to falsify prescriptions which is why illegal immigrants should not have health insurance. leroy, you've got tire tread marks on your head!
dwayne:rush limbaugh had a back problem which led his maid to falsify prescriptions which is why illegal immigrants should not have health insurance. leroy, you've got tire tread marks on your head!
by lexicali slim September 20, 2009
Get the don't tread on memug. the opinion which dare not speak its name despite centuries of fighting and dying in the cause of my right to speak it.
q:what happened to your windshield?
a:i'm guessing it's a comment on my "truck the foops" bumper sticker
a:i'm guessing it's a comment on my "truck the foops" bumper sticker
by lexicali slim September 20, 2009
Get the truck the foopsmug. by lexicali slim September 20, 2009
Get the bwontmug. baggeating
1)an anagram of "teabagging", appropriately enough, as only the profoundly confused could hope to effect political change by the wholesale waste of an otherwise perfectly sociable drink. the orange pekoe variety sold by the name "constant comment" might have emboldened those who have more to say than is worth hearing.
2)the necessary and intended consequence of "teabagging" in the more entertaining sense of playing paul revere's midnight ride on a loved one's face
1)an anagram of "teabagging", appropriately enough, as only the profoundly confused could hope to effect political change by the wholesale waste of an otherwise perfectly sociable drink. the orange pekoe variety sold by the name "constant comment" might have emboldened those who have more to say than is worth hearing.
2)the necessary and intended consequence of "teabagging" in the more entertaining sense of playing paul revere's midnight ride on a loved one's face
leroy: hey, dwayne, i want my country back! let us mail our democrat congressman a bunch of teabags to convey the powerful message of our discontent! don't tread on me!
dwayne: the only message that would convey is that you are a baggeating coffee-drinker, you yutz.
dwayne: the only message that would convey is that you are a baggeating coffee-drinker, you yutz.
by lexicali slim September 19, 2009
Get the baggeatingmug. 1) catch all rubric for an oppressively coarse, dull witted and easily entertained throng including neighbors, coworkers and everyone encountered on mass transit, busses especially. most people comprise the tsunami deathwave of culture killing, fast food eating drones who encourage "reality" tv while asking what jesus would do. most people are the cause of the decline of civilization.
2) the ghosts who author and answer opinion polls
3) unsuitable prospects for neighbors or inlaws
4) the reason we have polyester
5) the uninsured
2) the ghosts who author and answer opinion polls
3) unsuitable prospects for neighbors or inlaws
4) the reason we have polyester
5) the uninsured
by lexicali slim September 20, 2009
Get the most peoplemug. seeming indication of confused street signage e.g. when approaching a traffic rotary or five way intersection.
don't backseat drive, please- i'm in the NORSE RUNE ONLY LANE. if i nauthiz from this lane i'll invite the cops as well as destiny. i'm trying to invite glory and wisdom by flipping a wunjo at the rotary.
by lexicali slim September 22, 2009
Get the norse rune only lanemug.