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vulgayno

gay pride month brings on the vulgayno
by lexicali slim September 23, 2009
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kroc blocking

effectively denying access to mcdonald's fare
i couldn't get my mcthing on because a bus load of oldsters was cramming the counters and completely kroc blocking my stuff.

a geo prizm broke down in the drive thru lane and kroc blocked the hell out of us.
by lexicali slim September 15, 2009
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never bet the devil your head

1)poe story of uncommon wit
2)common sensical, seemingly unnecessary advice that george bush (and by extension his many victims) might have benefited from had it ever been recommended to him.
george bush; he tried to kill my daddy, let's git us some evil doers dead or alive!
any one with a brain; never bet the devil your head, george.
by lexicali slim September 20, 2009
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magnetic ribbon syndrome

the condition of torpor whereby the sufferer relies on the back of his/her car to convey to the world (or those behind them in traffic) their beliefs, hopes, prayers and opinions. extreme cases can damage a car's alternator and/or skew the magnetic polarity of the earth. origins can be traced to tony orlando though not necessarily dawn.
cruel world! so many causes, so few outlets for my ardor!
i must declare what i believe/hope/pray/opine by affixing yet another slogan to the rear of my car by means of yet another magnetic ribbon, this one in hope of finding a cure for the dread
magnetic ribbon syndrome.
by lexicali slim September 21, 2009
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heifer stalking

akin to chubby chasing, heifer stalking is the act of pursuing bovine women in a furtive or secretive manner.
who's that guy skulking around big sally's house allatime? looks like a definite case of heifer stalking.
by lexicali slim September 19, 2009
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emoticonvoluted

confused attempt to communicate by use of punctuation keys on a device with a complete alphabetical keyboard.
;/* i perceive as some sort of comment however emoticonvoluted
by lexicali slim September 22, 2009
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price point

n., bullshit speak for "price", in common use by real estate industry "professionals" to emphasize a limited vocablary
your looking in the wrong neighborhood at this price point
by lexicali slim September 26, 2009
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