lexicali slim's definitions

kroc blocking

effectively denying access to mcdonald's fare

i couldn't get my mcthing on because a bus load of oldsters was cramming the counters and completely kroc blocking my stuff.

a geo prizm broke down in the drive thru lane and kroc blocked the hell out of us.

by lexicali slim September 15, 2009

vulgayno

eruption of gayness

gay pride month brings on the vulgayno

by lexicali slim September 23, 2009

vexilloillogical

practiced by overwrought, underinformed, self-described "patriots", vexilloillogical behavior is the sporting of flag motifs anywhere other than a flag. seemingly unaware of the vexillological proscription of this practice, an oppressively coarse and dull-witted group known as "most people" seem to revel in it. to celebrate what they mistake for their political, moral and economic superiority, the citizens of a country will debase their flag by applying its motif to shirts, ties, hats, beer cozies, underwear and sweatsuits.

honey, do these vexilloillogical stars and stripes spandex shorts make my but look fat?

damn right-don't bend over, you might manifest destiny right out of them. don't tread on me!

by lexicali slim September 20, 2009

non-grammarfluid

Non-grammarfluid refers to usage according to long-established grammatical norms with the simple aim of intelligible discourse. It is not a political statement. It does not deny the special personhood of special persons but does distinguish 'them' from 'they.'

A: My partner says we employ too many staff.

B: How many are they?
A: They are one. They are my partner.
B: I meant the staff. I'm sorry, I'm non-grammarfluid. My special personhood requires numerical specificity.

by lexicali slim October 15, 2020

Epstein-Barr Syndrome

A virus of the body politic which compromises judgment induces moral fatigue and causes child rape.

Dear Leader was Alex Acosted by the news of this latest bout of Epstein-Barr Syndrome.

by lexicali slim July 8, 2019

emoticonundrum

difficult, confused or indecipherable communication by use of emoticon or worse, emoticons

all i asked was "how are you" and i got this sort of sideways chinese-guy-with-a-mustache-looking emoticonundrum in response

by lexicali slim September 23, 2009

phelds podge

1) a pox of greed and heedless aquisition marked by
2) earth chancre, an open sore on the planet's crust which often runs bone deep.
3) a condition of decrepitude wrought of abuse and abandonment
4) extreme stultification which, when left unchecked, afflicts its victims with eustace tilley syndrome marked by stove pipe hats and chronic monocle dependency with their noses in the air as if they had not a care.

ever since phelds podge took hold i can't read barron's without my monocle

by lexicali slim September 20, 2009