classhole

1)one who purports to a superiority which is manifestly unfounded; 2)one who takes umbrage at people who attend a school reunion not of their graduation year

get biff, talking about his all inclusive vacation, wearing a brown suit, driving a grand am gt, sporting a zircon, acting like the aly khan. he's such a classhole.

or;

biff wouldn't speak to me at the reunion because i didn't graduate with him. what a classhole.

by lexicali slim September 15, 2009

emoticonvoluted

confused attempt to communicate by use of punctuation keys on a device with a complete alphabetical keyboard.

;/* i perceive as some sort of comment however emoticonvoluted

by lexicali slim September 22, 2009

jesus mugshot

who, me? the official copshop cameo of an obviously guilty party who asserts a cheesy, phony christianity by comparing his situation to that of jesus when in actuality he's just a crook

when tom delay was arrested, he compared himself to jesus as his mugshot was taken. what a hairsprayed, exterminator, douchebag jesus mugshot.

by lexicali slim September 23, 2009

price point

n., bullshit speak for "price", in common use by real estate industry "professionals" to emphasize a limited vocablary

your looking in the wrong neighborhood at this price point

by lexicali slim September 26, 2009

vulgayno

eruption of gayness

gay pride month brings on the vulgayno

by lexicali slim September 23, 2009

heifer stalking

akin to chubby chasing, heifer stalking is the act of pursuing bovine women in a furtive or secretive manner.

who's that guy skulking around big sally's house allatime? looks like a definite case of heifer stalking.

by lexicali slim September 19, 2009

kroc blocking

effectively denying access to mcdonald's fare

i couldn't get my mcthing on because a bus load of oldsters was cramming the counters and completely kroc blocking my stuff.

a geo prizm broke down in the drive thru lane and kroc blocked the hell out of us.

by lexicali slim September 15, 2009