lexicali slim's definitions

vulgayno

eruption of gayness

gay pride month brings on the vulgayno

by lexicali slim September 23, 2009

kroc blocking

effectively denying access to mcdonald's fare

i couldn't get my mcthing on because a bus load of oldsters was cramming the counters and completely kroc blocking my stuff.

a geo prizm broke down in the drive thru lane and kroc blocked the hell out of us.

by lexicali slim September 15, 2009

taylorswiftboat

verb; to preempt, disrupt or sabotage a person or their cause by grandstanding, upstaging or dissembling to the point of violation as in the 2009 vma's or the 2004 presidential campaign.

tayor swift + swiftboat = taylorswiftboat

by lexicali slim September 21, 2009

evil doers

grammatically awkward reference to a gang of putative bad actors

"we will rid the world of the evil doers"

rush limbaugh's maid is an evil doer to cause him to become addicted to prescription pain killers

anyone who disagrees with glenn beck is an evil doer

by lexicali slim September 20, 2009

fredandbarney love child

issue of illicit affair between fred flinstone and barney rubble, looks like barney, acts like fred

dag, check that seemingly innocuous dude with the nasty mouth acting all fredandbarney love child. someone should bam bam on him

by lexicali slim September 26, 2009

glennbeck

slang for venereal warts (condyloma acuminata radio mendacious) commonly manifested as fat, soft, moist, pink, or flesh-colored gorgons, typically in the genital area. They may be bloated, gasseous, small or smaller. They often combine to form a large cauliflower-shaped blowhard of a rushlimbaughlike node known to give off noxious gasses and peurile nonsense; the only known venereal disease resulting from terminal onanism

whoa, what's that on your blowhole- you've got glennbeck

by lexicali slim September 26, 2009

that said

1) idiomatic redundancy intended to emphasize what the speaker has just spoken while having the opposite effect by diminishing the relevance of their discourse by multiples of the numbler of times it is invoked.
2) verbal tic which indicates the speaker isn't listening to their own blather
3) nonsensical space filler; lesser variant of "uh" or "um"
4) verbal equivalent of checking one's nails

i empowered my client by suggesting the pricepoint they argued would be impactful to the sale of their home. that said, oh- look, a garbage truck.

by lexicali slim September 26, 2009