lewis's definitions

proper crimbo

a good christmas

ave a proper bo crimbo!!

by lewis December 19, 2003

redneck

"The glorious absence of sophistication"
-Jeff Foxworthy

you might be a redneck if the tires on your truck cost more than your truck

by lewis March 2, 2004

strat

quite good guitar. known because alot of ppl say they make the perfect sound. i perswonally dont like them that much, give me an lp any day!

see tele.......... feck aff

by lewis July 21, 2004

blink182

a good band but they arnt the best in the world. still good though! and theyre lyrics have meaning as well. they are not gay either. so fk uz all.

rock on tom mark and travis!

by lewis June 10, 2004

Bumdarts

A sport in which one takes part in homosexual buggery..... for fun

Huw challenges Darky to a game of bum darts. Darky accepts because huw brainwashed him with his annoying mumbling voice that makes people want to be sick and said he'd talk forever unless Darky accepted. Huw, of course won with a whitewash because of a combiantion of factors; Huw had 30 bullseyes in a row and Darky could not tell if it was his ass or his poop due to his tanned-ness

by Lewis March 17, 2003

gandalf

santa on crack

you shall not pass!

by lewis June 14, 2004

scousetto

High pitched singing for some reason popular amongst bands originating in Liverpool.

Bands like the Las and Cast illustrate the point.

by lewis January 9, 2005