lewis's definitions

Bumdarts

A sport in which one takes part in homosexual buggery..... for fun

Huw challenges Darky to a game of bum darts. Darky accepts because huw brainwashed him with his annoying mumbling voice that makes people want to be sick and said he'd talk forever unless Darky accepted. Huw, of course won with a whitewash because of a combiantion of factors; Huw had 30 bullseyes in a row and Darky could not tell if it was his ass or his poop due to his tanned-ness

by Lewis March 17, 2003

strat

quite good guitar. known because alot of ppl say they make the perfect sound. i perswonally dont like them that much, give me an lp any day!

see tele.......... feck aff

by lewis July 21, 2004

proper crimbo

a good christmas

ave a proper bo crimbo!!

by lewis December 19, 2003

redneck

"The glorious absence of sophistication"
-Jeff Foxworthy

you might be a redneck if the tires on your truck cost more than your truck

by lewis March 2, 2004

blink182

a good band but they arnt the best in the world. still good though! and theyre lyrics have meaning as well. they are not gay either. so fk uz all.

rock on tom mark and travis!

by lewis June 10, 2004

The Citadel

Rinky dink school that locks up its cadets and treats them like babies. The administration doesn't even trust them to govern themselves. The Corp of Cadets at Virginia Tech can (and will if given the opportunity) kick their butts any day the little El Cids are let out to play.

My dad threatened to send me to The Citadel if I didn't stop acting like a wuss.

by Lewis December 3, 2003

bumberatti

To More than like someone but to early for Love.

Goodnight Laura BUMBERATTI

by Lewis April 28, 2005