lennøx's definitions

Made in China

literally everything
everything is made in china

"my watch, like everything else, is made in china."

by lennøx March 13, 2020

Australia

The country where everyone is either on fire, having sex or being killed by a deadly animal. as you tell by that, australia is the best country in the world

"bro its like 40 degrees i'm literally burning"
"are you kidding i dont have an aircon it's like 48 for me!"
"suck it up guys thats australia for ya"

by lennøx July 27, 2020

pleurigloss

A colour incomprehensible to the human eye. It is the colour of when a soldier comes home and sees his dog for the first time.

"what colour are you painting the house?"
"i think i'll go with pleurigloss."
"that sounds impossible but... good luck."

by lennøx September 25, 2020

zaqpl,xswokmcdeijnvfruhbgty

you may just be the saddest and boredest person on this earth, typing the keyboard starting from the left and going down the the right and going up in a pitiful attempt not to pass out during class. i feel sorry for you.

"zaqpl,xswokmcdeijnvfruhbgty kill me now"

by lennøx March 18, 2020

That's interesting

What someone says when they're either obsessed with jack sparrow or really, really uninterested.

person 1, grabbing a book, "i think we should start homework now"
person 2, making a paper plane, "that's interesting"

by lennøx July 27, 2020

Dylan

Extremely likely to shout during the silent game. Definitely from Ireland. Extremely loud and rowdy, ready to disturb anything possible.

“Hey, you heard the new rumour about katelyn?”
“Yep, Dylan shouted about it a couple of days ago,”

by lennøx July 13, 2019

Verticulous

Adjective, a person who is controlling, monotone and humourless. A stickler for the rules, one who somehow overrules everyone and is extremely powerful and intimidating to all around them. Fair and just, they won't settle without a fight.

"wow Holt is so verticulous!"

by lennøx April 13, 2020