lbdub's definitions

Pattymelt

When you get fucked raw so long and good your legs wont work when you stand up to leave.

Beth: "I cant feel my legs, what did you do to me?"
Tony: "Just a good ol' Pattymelt special!"

by lbdub November 13, 2021

IdolHour

The midnight hour of debauchery when you decide to go home with the next guy who plays an 80's song on the jukebox.

Billy: "Heard you made it to the IdolHour last night, told you it wouldn't be pleasant!"
Zil: "So, he was a rebel, what's your point?"

by lbdub November 13, 2021

Dartbottom

Not to be confused with an arrowhead. The dartbottom is a tricky sexy bitch who pretends she can't play darts and will go to great lengths to make you believe so: not limited to playing with one eye closed, provocatively dancing to Mazza Star, or just smiling in your direction making you forget what you were doing to begin with.

Scooter: " Wow Christina really knows her way around the dartboard!"
Liz: "I know right? I wonder what her secret is..."
Mike: "C'mon guys, didn't you know my wife is the sexiest dartbottom in this part of town?"

by lbdub March 17, 2022

Tittynope

When they're looking good, but it's all see no touch...

Went to the Arrowhead and saw the sexiest large breasted bitch bending over the pool table... when I went to talk to "them", she tittynoped me

by lbdub March 17, 2022

Tased-Straight

The unforseen effects of taking a 500,000 volt taser to the genitals where the pubes become stick straight and bright white.

Christina: Did you see Lbdub's new taser last night?"
Rose and Cheryl: "YES!!"
Cheryl: "He came home tased-straight at 3am looking like Spike from Gremlins "
Rob: "No, I did that before I left... a welcome home gift for the love of my life"

by lbdub March 16, 2022

nude lighting

The process of finding the best lighting used to make a sex video on a cellphone.

My boyfriend and I made an amazing sex video last night, but later when we watched it, we realized everything was black. Guess we had the wrong nude lighting.

by lbdub April 9, 2010

Me old china

"My (old) friend"
Your mate, you brother, your closest friend.
Country of origin: Wales (cockney)
China plate, plate rhymes with mate

Rob: 'ello petal, did you meet me old china at the pub earlier?
Liz: oh Wilfred? I thought you WEREN'T friends...

by lbdub February 9, 2022